Humour
Profs Vague Tweet About Their Students
January 29, 2019Ever wondered what your profs twitter feed looks like? Written by: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer aRE yOu kIDdiNG mEE?? Why would you even sit in the front row if you’re going to snooze through it? I come here MWF every week just to get my voice drowned out by shuffled papers and lecture seats with folding tables. wow. 3 mins to the end of class. Let the chorus of backpack zippers begin office hour visits went from #0to100 #REALQUICK after first midterm hah marking assignments be like missing student number = missing grade on Canvas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ watching my email inbox…
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Live On Campus FREE
January 29, 2019Lose the landlord and live for free on the Burnaby campus Written by: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate According to my cranky neighbour Terrie (who's a totally reliable source because he shouts when he talks), Vancouver is “one billion times more…
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Which Movie Villain Are You Based On Your Study Habits?
January 28, 2019Written by: Jennifer Low, peak Associate Studying truly brings out the darkness in all of us. All those intense nights of isolation, despair and desperation — you know who else goes through all this? Classic Villains. Who are we kidding?…
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A warning letter from the future
January 28, 2019What would you warn yourself about from the end of the semester? Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate Dear four-month-younger Nathaniel, Hi there, bud! It’s been four awesome months at school. The buses reach the station just in time for…
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The Honest Syllabus
January 28, 2019How a BUEC 232 student really sees the syllabus at SFU – and we bet you do too! Written by: Sakina Nazarali, Peak Associate
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A Guide to Dropping Classes
January 25, 2019Written by: Trevor Roberts, Peak Associate First-year students, academic underachievers, and those experiencing memory loss related to the trauma of last semester are especially prone to be lulled into a false sense of security after a week free from tutorials,…
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School Supply Scrounge
January 25, 2019Written by: Hannah Davis Everyone knows that you, as a broke student, are too broke to spend money on useless school supplies like pens, and notebooks (scoff!). So please make use of these helpful and straightforward tips for finding and…
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Declaration of Icebreaker Independence
January 24, 2019Written by: Dhruv Taware Every term at SFU starts with a lot of new things; new classes, new students, and new construction sites. But amidst all of these, there is one thing that hasn’t changed for years. No, I’m not…
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January Horoscopes
January 24, 2019Written by: Alannah Wallace, Peak Associate Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will learn to cut down on your morning routine by wearing the same shirt to bed as you wear to class every day and realizing you…
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To all the plants I’ve killed before
January 23, 2019Written by: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate When I first met you, you were the light of my life. Your image was plastered all down my Instagram feed, and all I wanted to do was learn more about you. I knew…
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