Hana Hoffman
Horoscopes May 23 – 28
May 22, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries - Aster You’re an aster, and you like to move faster! Every task you face is a day to race, and nobody else can match your pace. But be careful, doing everything in a hurry may cause you to act recklessly. Taurus - Tulip You’re a tulip, and you’re also too lit. Every day’s a party with you at SFU. You come in all kinds of colours and you’re always photo-ready. Keep coming out and opening your petals to all sorts of summer fun activities. Gemini - Gladiola I am glad to tell you…
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Polite ways to tell your dentist you don’t want to chat while their hand is in your mouth
May 16, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Shwshdf bfftjjrrhjjdj hhrrgscdrr. That’s the sound of my best conversational pronunciation during dentist appointments. Picture this: you’re laying on a bed, your head feels closer to the ground than the rest of your body, you’re…
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Guide to chasing success this summer semester
May 9, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Before jumping into a new semester, I advise you to stay on this page and quickly review these school survival tips. I was a university student just like you — I’ve been through the grind…
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I fell in love with SFU AskAway
March 31, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate If you missed out on last week’s episode of Cute Couples on Campus, you can read the main questions and answers from the interview below. We were honoured to have the opportunity to interview Sophie,…
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Donatello’s advice to new and current SFU students
March 20, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, SFU Student Hey there, I’m Donatello. I’ve been living at SFU and observing life here for longer than you can imagine, and it has come to my attention that some of you need my wise advice today.…
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Finding happiness as a multi-sport athlete
March 8, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate I got my start in sports much like everyone else: enrolled in a handful of sports all in the hopes of finding the one. It wasn’t until I was 10-years-old and saw speed skating on…
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What bug are you?
February 20, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and Bug Expert Hello, fellow creatures! My name is Carlos Buzz, and I’m a graduate of entomology. I study similarities between human and insect personalities. A lot of habits and moods are surprisingly similar, and…
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Horoscopes January 30 – February 5
January 30, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries In this mysterious world full of unexpected coincidences, you are someday destined to end up in the same tutorial class as Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Aww, Aries and Ariel are going to be…
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Top ten ways to receive sweet, sweet academic validation
January 25, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, SFU Student Go around campus on Halloween week Well, if you want something sweet, then get it on Halloween week. No matter where your grades are at, you’ll find sweet rewards everywhere. Who cares if it’s unrelated…
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Our current pandemic response doesn’t add up
December 2, 2022By Hana Hoffman, SFU Student Do the new COVID-19 measures make sense? There are many different sources that provide the country with information on COVID-19. In some cases, announcements about COVID-19 from different officials and politicians contradict each other. Theresa…
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