Gene Cole
Drinks we made in first year
Peak Web June 4, 2018By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie Bad Decision Fireball straight out of the mickey Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase Fireball was invented by someone who said, “Alcohol does not burn enough, so let’s make it burn some more. Also, let’s ask Satan what his armpit sweat tastes like, and maybe we can work that flavour in somehow.” The best way to enjoy Fireball is straight from the BPA-ridden plastic mickey, and chased with a healthy swig of Dollarama Mixed Berry Dole juice, which tries its hardest to erase the shitty Valentine’s Day cinnamon heart candy taste on…
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New summer, same you
Peak Web May 14, 2018By: Gene Cole At last, we have reached the start of the summer semester. The wave of new obnoxious students has declined, the sun is out to blind us all, and the city becomes energized as children and teens are…
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