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Finals season: a warning
November 26, 2021By: Maya Beninteso, SFU Student The cold, like hornets, incessantly stinging at the back of your throat, nibbling at, not only your toes, but your will to live, almost as if it knows, finals season’s prepared to attack stealthily on its tiptoes. It hopes its prey is weakened by seasonal flus, the winter blues, and our collective blown fuse just enough to erode the sleepless nights in your IKEA lamp’s lonely light — the light that is much brighter than you; it, I am certain, must not reread a single page a hundred times through. Your bed…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: April 5–11
April 5, 2021By: Gurleen Aujla, Peak Associate ARIES: You’ve waited until the last minute to watch your lecture recordings and you’re furiously trying to learn about the difference between prosimians, monkeys, and apes at four times speed. Try throwing your laptop in…
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Comedic Poetry: Things more fun than final exams
November 27, 2018Written by: Youeal Abera Racing down a hill On a bike with no brakes — Hitting a beehive With my bare, entire face. Walking on hot coals And licking them too! Eating spaghetti With just a small spoon. Swallowing worms…
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Late Night Against Procrastination fuels students to successful studying
April 9, 2018To kick off the start of SFU’s spring finals season, the Student Learning Commons (SLC) invited students to attend their Late Night Against Procrastination (LNAP) to buckle down and get some work done while attending workshops, study breaks, and fueling…
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Stressed and well-dressed
November 23, 2017By: Jenna Beetstra With final exams coming up, students are spending more time studying, less time sleeping, and even less time on things like getting ready in the morning. Hopefully, by the end of this article, you can learn how…
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The finals countdown
July 8, 2017Midterms may be over, but finals are just around the corner. If you’re on top of your life, you’re probably already beginning to study. If you’re like me, you probably won’t start studying until a week before. Either way, here…
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