C Icart
Chaotic problems require chaotic solutions
June 29, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I’ve been filling out all the surveys in my SFU inbox since I enrolled at the university four years ago. However, I have yet to win a single gift card! Is there any record of anyone winning a survey draw? I WILL be having a conversation with Joy Johnson about this. How do I mobilize the entire student body for this cause? Sincerely, If I Can’t Win No One Can Dear If I Can’t Win No One Can, The mystery of the coveted SFU Bookstore gift card is…
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part three)
June 27, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I know there’s been a bit of a delay . . . I was on vacation. Being an influencer is HARD WORK. Like, it’s literally 24/7, and no…
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Monday Music: Songs in solidarity
June 27, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor On June 15, the Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU) escalated strike actions and began picketing around campus. As a reminder, the TSSU is “fighting for better compensation and cost of living adjustments, better health benefits…
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Pink convocation, unnecessary vent sesh, and opposite day?
June 21, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I wore pink to my convocation as an homage to Barbie, Elle Woods, and Mean Girls (yes, it was on a Wednesday), and no one understood! How can…
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part two)
June 15, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I decided to switch things up today and film this from my car while sipping my $9 Starbucks because my manager said it would make me more relatable.…
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SKIM and Maiden China get personal in YOU AND I ≠ WE
June 15, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor “Do you like living in Vancouver?” That’s the first question Maiden China (Kendell Yan’s drag persona) asks her co-star SKIM (Romi Kim’s drag persona) during their show YOU AND I ≠ WE as part of…
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER
June 9, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Insert over-the-top thumbnail here with me looking shocked. There is text in all caps that reads, “I FINALLY FOUND MY MOM” Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I have the wildest story to share…
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Have a splash with another Dear Peakie
June 7, 2023By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I used to be terrified of raccoons. So, I subscribed to Raccoon Whisperer’s YouTube channel to overcome my fear. It worked tremendously! But now, I’ve followed in James’…
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Horoscopes May 29–June 4
June 1, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries: Like a true fire sign, you will burn if you do not forward this message to everyone on your contacts list. As in, you will get a sunburn with embarrassing tan lines because you…
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CONFESSIONALS: I’ve been reading the same book for over two years
May 31, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hey! Don’t look at me like that. Yeah, that’s right, I can feel you judging me like my ex judged me, and my previous ex, and my previous ex . . . damn, I’ve been…
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