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Peakie helps you navigate the aftermath of the atmospheric river
November 6, 2024Dear Peakie, A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would get flooded soon, an ATMOSPHERIC RIVER was not what I meant. My bestie, who’s been nagging me for months to get tenant insurance, might’ve been on to something . . . How can I avoid similar situations in future manifestations? Sincerely, I guess it is possible to be too wet Dear I guess it is possible to be too wet, That is truly terrible, and I am so sorry for this soggy situation. Might I suggest starting small when manifesting? Maybe a little trickle…
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Don’t play with Peakie
October 17, 2024Dear Peakie, We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a deep fog. I’ve been told this is just the clouds, but are you sure it’s not SFU spending all our tuition money on hidden…
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The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration
October 5, 2024They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our heroes way before they became our heroes. We met them at the grocery store in the produce aisle. They were…
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Peakie strikes again with advice!
October 2, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I am an avid transit user. Name any bus, I’ve been on it. My favourite part of being on the bus is standing in front of the red…
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If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call
September 18, 2024It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I can write about whatever I want (oop, our editor-in-chief has just informed me that is not the case). So today,…
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The fall of BC United has British Columbians everywhere whispering, “Wait, which party is that again?”
September 16, 2024BC election day is coming! Sure, our provincial election campaign news doesn’t have assassination attempts, coconut tree x brat remixes, and unexpected drag throwback pics, but that doesn’t mean it’s not exciting. For example, BC United has dropped out of…
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Peakie gets sporty
August 2, 2024Dear Peakie, As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do something in solidarity with disabled people across the province. To observe this month, we’ve actually committed to the growth of the disability community. To…
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Imperfect fits: Pride edition
July 31, 2024Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit for the occasion. So, you could make endless Pinterest boards until you develop the perfect Pride look. Or, you could…
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ATTENTION: Public health officials report alarming levels of white victimhood in local wastewater
July 23, 2024There’s a segment of the population that is experiencing great hardship and oppression, and it’s our duty as members of a society to acknowledge them. It’s the folks who feel left out because there’s a certain word in Kendrick Lamar’s…
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Why do we live in a world where the only reward for hydrating is a large amount of piss?
July 17, 2024Calling all members of the overhydration nation! Why did you recruit me? I can’t live like this anymore; I have things to do other than constantly running to the bathroom. There is such a thing as performative hydration, and I’m…
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