C Icart
Don’t play with Peakie
October 17, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a deep fog. I’ve been told this is just the clouds, but are you sure it’s not SFU spending all our tuition money on hidden fog machines? Sincerely, Is it a conspiracy if it’s true? Dear Is it a conspiracy if it’s true?, That is an amazing question, one I cannot answer. I am bound by the laws of the SFU Coven to refrain from providing any information regarding this conspiracy. I fear for my…
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The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration
October 5, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our heroes way before they became our heroes. We met them at the grocery store in…
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Peakie strikes again with advice!
October 2, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I am an avid transit user. Name any bus, I’ve been on it. My favourite part of being on the bus is standing in front of the red…
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If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call
September 18, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I can write about whatever I want (oop, our editor-in-chief has just informed me that is…
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The fall of BC United has British Columbians everywhere whispering, “Wait, which party is that again?”
September 16, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor BC election day is coming! Sure, our provincial election campaign news doesn’t have assassination attempts, coconut tree x brat remixes, and unexpected drag throwback pics, but that doesn’t mean it’s not exciting. For example, BC…
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Peakie gets sporty
August 2, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do something in solidarity with disabled people across the province. To observe this month, we’ve…
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Imperfect fits: Pride edition
July 31, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit for the occasion. So, you could make endless Pinterest boards until you develop the perfect…
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ATTENTION: Public health officials report alarming levels of white victimhood in local wastewater
July 23, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor There’s a segment of the population that is experiencing great hardship and oppression, and it’s our duty as members of a society to acknowledge them. It’s the folks who feel left out because there’s a…
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Why do we live in a world where the only reward for hydrating is a large amount of piss?
July 17, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Calling all members of the overhydration nation! Why did you recruit me? I can’t live like this anymore; I have things to do other than constantly running to the bathroom. There is such a thing…
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Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances
July 10, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a point where the money they get from renting out their mouldy basement is pure profit. …
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