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Deadpool 2 is still dead funny

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Image courtesy of Marvel Studios

By: Youeal Abera

Warning: this article contains spoilers.

For years, Ryan Reynolds tirelessly worked to bring beloved Marvel superhero Deadpool to the big screen. After all his persistence, Deadpool hit theatres in February 2016, and the movie was a massive hit — for the box office and critics alike. This weekend, the sequel, Deadpool 2, did the same thing.

     The quirky, off-beat humour, mostly made up of Reynolds using his masked alter-ego to take jabs at pop culture, is evenly balanced throughout the film. Reynolds, just like in the film’s first instalment, intelligently breaks the fourth wall. As a matter of fact, Deadpool 2 succeeds at what many films are too afraid to even attempt: it panders to its audience with an amalgamation of meta-inspired jokes. It’s the movie’s defining meta nature that makes Deadpool 2, along with the entire Deadpool franchise, both beloved and distinguished amongst other superhero films.  

     In addition to its quirky, intelligent humour, the characters of the film — new and old — are truly what make the sequel great. Deadpool’s rival-turned-frenemy Cable (Josh Brolin) is an exceptional example of great character development. At the beginning of the film, fans are introduced to Cable in a frightful, menacing manner. However, as the movie’s plot progresses, the audience is able to ascertain his underlying motives and he eventually becomes a beloved addition to the film.

     As a part of Deadpool’s newly formed “X-Force,” Domino, played by Zazie Beetz, stands out the most. With sharp, precise fight scenes, witty lines, and a bold afro, Domino is proof that diversity can and will manifest box-office success.

     Perhaps the greatest element of Deadpool 2, however, is the underlying message the crude-humoured film delivers. Indeed, anyone with even the slightest knowledge of what the previous film provided is aware of the gore and violence associated with the Deadpool franchise. That said, by critically assessing the plotline and the characters’ motives, one can find the profound message Reynolds conveys to his fans. The film’s message can be found within the story of Firefist.

     Russell Collins, AKA Firefist (played by Julian Dennison), is a troubled orphan who has suffered abuse at the hands of those running the orphanage that he lives in. Due to the immense pain and outrage this abuse has inflicted, Collins develops a passionate rage and seeks to murder the headmaster of the orphanage. As the film progresses, his outrage begins to broaden into an overall hatred for humanity.

     Deadpool, with the help of Cable, Domino, and other familiar faces, are given the task of alleviating Firefist from the daunting spirit of hatred before it’s too late. Through this plight, Deadpool instils the refined message of the film, one that professes the power of forgiveness, and what it can accomplish.

     Yes, Deadpool 2 is a film full of dirty jokes and blood-filled action scenes. However, it would be incorrect to state that the substance of the film is only skin-deep.

Track-by-Track: Watching the Sky by Sheppard

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By: Alex Bloom, Courtney Miller, Zach Siddiqui, Natasha Tar

“Watching the Sky”

Alex Bloom: I feel like I’m listening to the soundtrack of some inspiring, feel-good Pixar film about an animal.

Courtney Miller: I’m not a big believer in intro songs to begin with, but I guess as intro songs go, it’s not the worst? Lots of ethereal voices layered up which was cool though.

Zach Siddiqui: I’m already bored. Although maybe this would make a good background track for the beginning of some teen movie?

Natasha Tar: This intro is adorable, but I’m super glad that it’s only 50 seconds long.

“Coming Home”

AB: Reminds me of Christian rock?

CM: Transition to this song was smooth AF, and the percussion finally brings it to life. So far, lyrics aren’t changing my life, but they’re decent. I dunno, I’m kind of into it.

ZS: Nice transition. Lyrics are mega tired. Things slipping through your hands? Catching moments? Get some new feelings, dude.

NT: OK, but why didn’t you just stick that 50-second intro onto this song? What’s the point of having a random bit at the beginning of your album? The lyrics are cute and good for easy listening. Overall a bit too long, though.

“Keep Me Crazy”

AB: Lyrically, this is pretty tame for a track titled “Keep Me Crazy.”

CM: Abrupt tone change, sets it up for a bit of a heavier song musically. It lifts right back up though, which was a bit disappointing. The sparse chorus is nice.

ZS: Oh, this is kinda bouncy and fun! Still sort of basic, though.

NT: This instantly reminded me of new U2, but transitions into something else. Very indie. Not bad, though.

“Love Me Now”

AB: I’m liking the change in vocals. All of these songs have been very similar, instrumentally, but I like this track the best so far. “Love Me Now” sounds a bit impatient though. . .

CM: Whoa, a wild lady singer appears! A great switch-up just in time to prevent monotony. A little whiny lyrically, but certainly not a dealbreaker. Some good melodies in this. The outro is chill.

ZS: Liking the vocals a lot better here, and I think this song is a lot more catchy and has a much easier to remember refrain than the first two.

NT: Where’d this girl come from? She’s doing great, but I think I like this song less than the two before it.

“We Belong”

AB: Upbeat and inoffensive, but pretty generic.

CM: The intro reminds me of “Slow Dance Night” by This Century, and honestly the song as a whole reminds me of that album, Biography of Heartbreak. It’s pretty standard indie/alt-pop. Strong vocals, though.

ZS: Another song that sounds like it belongs at a high school dance from movies in the early 2000s, before high school dances turned into weird raves where everyone started grinding against the trophy case (or maybe that was just my school?) Pretty idyllic and cute!

NT: The beat is pretty fun at first, but now that I compare the male singer to the singer from the last song, I don’t really like his voice. Suddenly, it starts sounding like a song right out of High School Musical. I can totally imagine a Troy/Gabriella duo here.

“Edge of the Night”

AB: Catchy opening, and slightly more interesting vocals from this dude. I suppose I’d put this on a playlist for a party. Not sure what to think of that baritone voice interjecting into the song, though.

CM: “Don’t tell me you can’t find time to party.” Buddy, listen to me, I got no time for anything, including parties. Every minute is spent trying to escape this hellhole called SFU. And oh my God, that surprise drop to a bass voice, I’m cackling. The fake ending before the real ending is too extra.

ZS: I like this! I think I would have liked it a lot better if I hadn’t already heard the first few songs and acclimated to the style though. Not sure how I feel about the surprise voice partway through.

NT: WHAT IS THIS LOW VOICE THING. IS IT THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD FROM NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM? The other vocalist is good, though.

“Live for You”

AB: Sorry, not ready for the feels.

CM: BALLAD CHANGE. Where’s the nearest abandoned road with pouring rain and an old car with the water droplets cascading down my driver’s seat window?

ZS: I feel nothing. Why would I ever listen to this ballad when I can play Burn from Hamilton to myself.

NT: I’m prepared to cry. Update: no tears were shed.

“Sorry”

AB: Definitely sounds like rock music you would hear in a church.

CM: The intro is very Coldplay. It’s technically not awful, but I’m not feeling it. The previous ballad was the only slow song acceptable to this album, to be honest.

ZS: I’m still bored of these lyrics. You should be sorry.

NT: Not a fan of this one. I guess it makes sense with it following from the ballad thing, but no. I might send this to someone I burn, and then want to fake-apologize to.

“Choke”

AB: Why is this song called “Choke”? The title implies a song that is much more hardcore than this.

CM: “Eye of the Tiger” question mark? Crossed with the Macarena? What the fuck? Delete this.

ZS: If I ever get someone to choke me, I hope they aren’t this gentle about it. Commit.

NT: What is this? This song is going in eight different directions, and I’m not sure I like any of them.

“Call Me Up”

AB: I feel like this is trying to be too many things at the same time, and it isn’t succeeding at any of them.

CM: It’s kind of cute, honestly.

ZS: I actually really enjoyed how unique that intro was compared to everything else. I’m also a big sucker for that “na na na” lyricism.

NT: The intro had a cutesy piano music box feel, but the rest is meh.

“Hometown”

AB: It’s kind of chill I guess? Not sure if I would listen to it when I wasn’t being paid to, though.

CM: Why does everybody gotta romanticize hometowns? There’s a reason you’re not there anymore.

ZS: Aw, this is adorbs. I like the rhythm, too. It feels like it alternates a bit between a quicker sort of pace and something softer and it’s working here.

NT: So sweet and sappy. Who doesn’t like a good chemical fire?

“Castaway”

AB: “Castaway”? From where? And do I care? Is this the Titanic? If there wasn’t room for Leo on that door then there sure as hell isn’t room for you.

CM: Weakest link. Not great. Not trash. Frustratingly catchy, though.

ZS: This happened, I guess.

NT: Yuck. I’m sorry, this is not my thing at all.

“Riding the Wave”

AB: Do we know for sure that was a kazoo, and not a dying fly?

CM: Who brings a kazoo to band practice these days? I like the melody and the beat, but I cannot ignore the kazoo.

ZS: I fucking love kazoos.

NT: Kazoo intro! From there, it sounds like the other songs on this album, nothing offensive.

“I Was Lost”

AB: Are you sure you’re not still lost?

CM: Of Monsters and Men (OMAM), is that you? The first bit is a decent attempt at a style OMAM has pretty much perfected, but like, just listen to OMAM instead?

ZS: Alrighty, cool stuff.

NT: Ah yes, a depressing ending after all that up-beat stuff. So fitting. Oh, never mind, it got upbeat again.

OVERALL:

AB: None of the individual tracks really stood out to me, most of them sounded roughly the same. 10/10 would not listen to again.

CM: The album started stronger than it ended, and it was a decent one, all things considered. It was fun, despite some hiccups. The musicality was pretty well thought out. If you like indie pop, definitely give it a listen. If you don’t, find something else more your speed. Seven out of nine indie pop kangaroos.

ZS: Overall, I think that this album was cute but could have ditched like half of itself with no consequences.

NT: The songs tended to drag and blend into each other. There were some gems, but other than that, a pretty basic, easy to listen to album.

Board Shorts

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Irene Lo / The Peak

Board approves $1,860 to send four members to the student union conference held by UBC AMS

At the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) Board of Directors meeting on June 8, the Board carried the motion to send four Board members to the Student Union Development Summit (SUDS) 2018 held by UBC’s Alma Mater Society (AMS). $1,860 was approved to buy four tickets, with the possibility of sending two additional Board members to be discussed at a later date.

      According to SFSS president Jas Randhawa, who attended the conference the previous year, “the biggest value [of attending the conference is] networking with other student leaders.” Vice-president university relations Jackson Freedman mentioned that the previous year’s SUDS was where the SFSS was first exposed to Campus Vibe, which is the new platform the SFSS is now planning to implement for campus student groups.

     The Board members to be sent to the conference were also tasked with presenting a post-conference back to Board report detailing what they had learned.

 

Board discusses SFSS applying to obtain charitable status with CRA

The proposal for the SFSS to apply to obtain charitable status with Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) was brought forth by the Society’s Campaigns, Research, and Policy Coordinator Pierre Cassidy. “I think it’s a really neat way to start looking at alternative funding models and easing the burden on students,” said Cassidy.

     SFSS Chief Executive Officer Martin Wyant echoed Cassidy’s sentiments, stating that charity status will allow the Society to reach out the individual donor community to sponsor initiatives as well as access various grant funding that is provided nationwide to charitable organizations. “Many of the things [the SFSS does] are things that you would traditionally see in the charitable sector,” said Wyant, citing the food bank program as an example. According to Wyant, payment for that program currently requires significant contributions from students. 

     Wyant also spoke on how obtaining its own charitable status will allow the SFSS greater independence from SFU: “Right now, if there is anything in the charitable side we want to do, we have to run it through SFU. And they have to decide whether or not they’re going to allow us to do [it] because it’s their charitable status.” According to Wyant, in addition to avoiding the process of obtaining SFU approval, the SFSS will also be able to pursue donors that they may not currently be allowed to. “If [the university] see[s] that we are pursuing donors that they also would like to pursue, then they can [currently] say no,“ he said.

     The discussion culminated with an agreement for Cassidy to organize a formal application which will be brought back to Board for review at a later date.

 

Board discusses food security research proposal

The research, brought to Board by Cassidy, would be a collaboration between SFSS and SFU to review the SFSS’s food bank program and food insecurity on campus in general. “The cost of the program has been expanding significantly as more people have become aware and so it’s not very sustainable as it’s currently designed,” Cassidy said.

     Wyant added that the research project would be beneficial in helping SFSS gain concrete data on what food insecurity looks like for SFU students: “We’ve heard anecdotal reports over the years that students are currently experiencing significant poverty conditions but we have no data that’s been collected and we need it.

    “We know that the university is expensive, that many students struggle. We believe that certain groups of students likely struggle more. [. . .] But I think we need to get a good handle on that part of it.”

    According to Wyant, the results of the report would be communicated back to Board in the form of recommendations with respect to how effective the current food bank program on campus is, and possible alternatives determined after looking into best practices implemented in other food bank services across Canada.  

    Vice-president student services Samer Rihani brought up the lack of screening in the current food bank program as an area of improvement that could be addressed through the final report. “This is an almost urgent issue [because] if there’s no screening process, we’re just going to be handing out food,” he said, adding that “we need to make sure that we are working towards setting up a system so that we know who’s using it and the people who are using it are the people who need it.”

 

Governance Committee reviews Board policies

The policy review was presented by vice-president university relations Jackson Freedman. “One of the main roles of the governance committee is to conduct an ongoing policy review of all of the Board policies we have to guide our action,” said Freedman, reporting that the Committee’s goal was to review five policies a month.

    For the first month, he reported that the Governance Committee had approved the policy review for the Global Mission Statement Mission and Values and the first four Ends Policies. “If you have any questions about [these policies] or want to know what they say, find me or go to sfss.ca and click on ‘SFSS Board policies,’” ended Freedman.

POLITICAL CORNER: Trudeau is not the progressive Prime Minister for whom we hoped

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Photo Courtesy of Maclean's

Written by Liam Wilson, Peak Associate

Remember Justin Trudeau in 2015? The hero we elected because he was in tune with women, Indigenous people, and young Canadians? The man who was going to dig Canada out of the Stephen Harper hole? Yeah, what happened to him?

Thinking back to 2015, I remember a country that felt divided, with minorities calling for the government to hear their voices, protests erupting over pipelines, citizens appealing for electoral reform, and young people remaining distrustful of their political system. Fast forward to now and not much has changed.

Despite Trudeau’s bold claim before the election that Indigenous peoples would be able to have a voice in vetoing pipelines planned that crossed their territory, we’ve obviously seen him backpedal on that hard. Indigenous voices certainly weren’t considered when the Liberals announced last week that they would purchase the Trans Mountain pipeline in order to ensure that it was built.

As for electoral reform, Trudeau championed it in his election platform, but suddenly when the Liberals won a majority government, first-past-the-post didn’t seem so bad anymore. They wavered, and then suddenly electoral reform was dead, citing a lack of support from Canadians for changing the electoral system. Just a heads up Trudeau: I don’t think electoral reform would’ve been such a hot topic in 2015, and an integral part of your platform, if Canadians weren’t interested in it.

Finally, despite increasing the maximum Canada Student Grant and establishing a Youth Advisory Council, Trudeau still fell short on promises to increase the amount of jobs available for youth, to increase funding for co-op programs, and to provide incentives for companies to hire young people. Thanks, Trudeau.

Will Canada ever elect the hero they so desperately want? Only time will tell I suppose. Canada took a gamble on Trudeau, and three years in, it doesn’t look like we won.

How to name your baby like a celebrity

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Illustrated by Cora Fu

By: Victoria Lopatka and Eva Zhu

If you’ve ever been on E!, TMZ, or a celebrity’s Instagram, and immediately thought “what the fuck” at their children’s names, you’re not alone. Below, we have researched the dumb nouns celebrities name their children and compiled a list of possible reasons for their nonsensical thinking.

Victoria:

  1. Pick a name inspired by your childhood email address. For example, mine was [email protected], which provides unique names such as “September”, “Girl”, “Zero”, and “Dot Com.” If you’re thinking to yourself, “Dot Com isn’t a real name,” then may I remind you that rapper Chief Keef named his son Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart.
  2. Name your child after a My Little Pony character or a Powerpuff Girl. Names inspired by these classic cartoons will surely be sweet, sugary, and cute. In fact, Jamie Oliver and his wife, Jools, named their daughters Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom Rainbow. Don’t those names just ooze sunshine and happiness? What could be better for your little bundle of joy?
  3. Name your child after some good qualities you’d like them to possess. Who doesn’t want their child to have amazing qualities, like intelligence, beauty, and determination? Jessica Alba did just that, naming her child Honor.
  4. Name your child after yourself. Future named his child “Future” and Usher named his child “Usher,” so why can’t you name your child after yourself? I’m not even going to get into how they themselves got those names in the first place.  
  5. Pick a noun or an adjective you like, and then change one of the letters to make it more unique. For example, “Stormy” is a cool adjective, but that “y” isn’t very stylish. “Stormi” on the other hand, is cool. Another good example is “Cash”. Everyone loves money, but replacing the C with a K is better, making it “Kash”. You wouldn’t want Microsoft Word to acknowledge your child’s name as an actual word, would you?
  6. Pick a letter of the alphabet and name all your children (and even your grandchildren!) names starting with that letter. For example: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie.
  7. Give your child a superhero name. All it takes for someone to become a superhero is their parents to die, a cool superhero name, and superpowers. You can help your child out with one (well, actually, two, I guess…) of those, by giving them a cool superhero name! Take inspiration from Penn Jillette, who named his child Moxie Crimefighter.

Eva:

  1. When you’re racking your brain and just can’t come up with a name that won’t cause your child misery, name them after your favourite fruit! Your future offspring won’t be able to tell if you’re calling them to dinner or if you just really want a healthy and sweet snack. Dear person reading this: if you think I’m being ridiculous, then look no further than Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwyneth “I inject coffee into my butt” Paltrow. They named their daughter Apple.
  1. Have you ever felt so inspired and in love with the city you’re living in that you name your kid after it? Yeah, me neither. But if it does inspire you, you can always name your kid after it like Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy sucks now, by the way) and Ashlee Simpson. They named their son Bronx. But wait, neither of them lived in New York! I mean, nothing like two country hicks naming their kid after the place they wish they lived in, am I right?
  1. If you’re like me, and have given up on your hopes and dreams, I’m sorry. On the plus side, you can name your child after your dreams and have that immense pressure placed on them from birth. You can also be Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, who took that literally and named their daughter Dream. Rob, I understand that you’re feeling salty from being overshadowed by your sisters, but come on, don’t do this to your kid.
  2. Do you have trouble remembering what day of the week it is? Have you ever gone to school on the weekend thinking it was Friday? If you answered “yes” to the above and you’re afraid of passing on the same forgetful gene to your child, name them a day of the week! It’ll be the easiest naming picking process ever, as there are only seven to choose from. Just keep listing them until your partner’s facial expression changes from one of disgust to delight. Clearly, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had this train of thought, since they named their daughter Sunday. Oh god, her last name is Urban, which makes her full name sounds like a cocktail bar for middle-aged soccer moms.

BREAKING NEWS: Raccoons overthrow SFU administration

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Illustrated by Marissa Ouyang

By: Aaron Richardson

Reports are flooding into The Peak saying that SFU’s administration has been taken over by the raccoon population on Burnaby campus. While these reports are just arriving, it seems as if this raccoup d’état took place back in March, the raccoons being responsible for the actions of SFU’s administration since that time. The attack occurred so suddenly and was finished so quickly that most of the population of SFU was entirely unaware that the administration had been replaced by raccoons for months.

While the raccoon population on Burnaby Mountain has long been a subject of concern to SFU’s administration, no efforts had ever been put underway to curb their rapid expansion. This appears to have been a grave mistake.

Since March, many leading figures at SFU, such as president and vice-chancellor Andrew Petter, have been held hostage, and were only released a couple of days ago. Upon release, Petter commented on the raccoon population: “By the time we realized the dangers that [the raccoons] posed, it was too late — their population had grown too high. We knew that any efforts we could take against them would instead only inflict their wrath back upon us. Since then, we just spent the time waiting to see how long it would be before they realized the power they had themselves. In all honesty, we were surprised that they didn’t attack sooner.”

While many outside sources reporting on the incident seem to be confused about how it took so long for the raccoup to be brought to the public eye, students and staff at SFU were unperturbed. “Well, they don’t really do anything anyways,” said a sixth-year engineering student. “When the raccoons took over, there wasn’t much of a difference in leadership.”

At any other university, seeing raccoons regularly walk down the halls would be considered irregular. But this was already a regular occurrence at SFU, and therefore, the raccoon regime was barely even a change to students and staff. What was a change was when the raccoons started becoming patrons at Renaissance Coffee. When asked how they responded to this remarkable display of intelligence on behalf of the raccoons, Renaissance staff responded, saying “we’re in the business of customer service, not asking questions. They want coffee? Give them coffee. A customer is a customer. We’re just glad they aren’t going to Starbucks.”

The raccoup was only revealed in late May, a month into the summer semester. While many classes were already being taught by some of the more intelligent raccoons, students weren’t about to complain. “Hey, she may be a raccoon, but she’s better than the last prof I had,” reported a third-year psychology student. “She shows up on time, grades fairly, and I actually know what she expects from us for our assignments and papers. For our last paper we just had to hand in garbage wrapped in deli meat. But, hey, a paper is paper.”

The motivations behind this attack remain unknown. The best guess at the moment is that, to the raccoons, SFU was essentially not much more than a large garbage can. One striking finding is that this raccoup has been in the works for years now. Across campus, students have frequently seen raccoons picking through garbage cans, along with the first-years who are stupid enough to take pictures of them. It appears they were not salvaging food, but instead, supplies for the attack. Not only were they smart enough to plan for this takeover, we were stupid enough to watch them do it.

While it’s still unclear how or when SFU administration will take back control of the campus, it seems SFU operations will be running smoothly until that time.

Authentic German cuisine you’ll literally dream about

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Written and photographed by: Maxwell Gawlick

Hidden in a nook of Chinatown is Bestie, an authentic German restaurant with which you’re guaranteed to fall in love. It’s a cute location, bigger on the inside than the outside, and filled with historic German artifacts. It is some distance from any SFU campus, but it’s only a five-minute walk from the Abbott stop on the 95 B-Line route going towards Burrard Station.

     The moment you step into Bestie, you are embraced by the smell of freshly baked pretzels. A moment later you can taste the tang and spice of sauerkraut and German curry in the air. You’re greeted by the soft, yet interesting music in the background; it’s pleasant to listen to, but not intrusive enough to disturb you. There’s often subtle chatter between the customers and staff, generating a quiet and welcoming ambience.

     Looking at the menu, you’ll discover the prices are affordable — for $9 you can get the Currywurst, or the Sausage and Sauerkraut for $12. The sausage is made of your choice of beef, pork, turkey, or other seasonal meats such as deer and elk. They also offer a vegetarian sausage option and salads, in case you want a slice of Bestie goodness without the meat. Mix and match with a side of sauerkraut, fries, or potato salad for $4 each and you’re set. If you spend a little more, you can end (or begin!) your meal with a huge, fresh-baked pretzel and an assortment of mustards and spreads, depending on the kind you choose. The drinks are also reasonably priced, so you won’t have to drop out of university if you decide to have a stein of German beer with your meal.

     In addition, the menu can be maneuvered carefully for better deals. For instance, instead of buying two plates of sausage for $20+, you can get a single plate and simply add on another sausage for about $15 total. You can even add another side or substitute the default one and still be under $20.

Pretzel and Stinky Cheese Sauce

     You’ll find the servers make pleasant conversation as they take your order, happy to answer questions and give suggestions. The food comes promptly and in perfect portion sizes. If you get the Currywurst, you’ll be presented with a large plate with a massive sausage sat on a bed of fries and covered in a thick layer of curry ketchup. The sauerkraut is described by the menu as “just like Opa used to make,” and it’s not incorrect — the sauerkraut has perfect proportions and adds a wonderful tanginess to the savoury sausage.

Currywurst

      While you certainly can’t go wrong with either of these two options, Bestie does lack in variety. With the Currywurst and the Sausage and Sauerkraut being the two main options other than side dishes, it’s not the kind of place I’d want to go very often, lest I become tired of those dishes. However, it’s the perfect treat for the beginning or the end of semester, or during exam week when you simply need a break. Bestie is one of the few places you’ll find delicious, authentic German food in Vancouver, and it’s definitely worth a visit.

SFU professor weighs in on the causes and effects of BC floodings

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(Darryl Dyck / The Canadian Press)
By: Srijani Datta, Assistant News Editor

 

The recent floods in British Columbia have greatly impacted the Greater Vancouver region and interior of BC. SFU professor and Director of Environmental Science Jeremy Venditti discussed the reasons behind the occurrence in an email interview with The Peak.

Venditti clarified that the flooding itself is not out of the ordinary. He explained that as snow accumulates in the mountains of BC every winter, this snow melts to flood the rivers when the weather gets warm. “[The] flooding this year is typical. What is atypical is that it is happening so early in the season,” wrote Venditti.

Venditti attributed the early flooding to the prolonged warm weather that BC experienced in early May. He described that usually the initial warming phase each year is followed by a cooling period, which releases the snow pack more gradually. However, this year the prolonged warming phase in early May caused the severity of the flooding.

Additionally, Venditti stated that the snow pack in the mountains was also very high this year due to the La Niña effect, which cooled ocean temperatures off the coast of BC.

Venditti was hesitant to attribute the floods to climate change, writing that “this happens every year. The only thing unique about this year is the early timing.” He followed that climate change could be a factor in the future as a warmer climate may lead to more frequent floods of this type. But Venditti cautioned that, as climate is the long-term average of the weather, we cannot read too much into this one early flood season.

Venditti also highlighted the need to prepare for such floods whether they happen regularly or not:  “You cannot stop a flood. The best thing to do is get out of its way.”

He highlighted the dangers of building in floodplains, low-lying ground close to rivers that is at a significant risk of experiencing floods, and the need to stop such constructions.

“People generally have pretty short memories,” he wrote. “So, when it does not flood for 10 or 20 years, people begin to think it is okay to build in floodplains.  But this is a mistake. Floodplains are called floodplains because they flood periodically. So, building in floodplains should be banned.” He added that it is however okay to use the floodplains for agriculture and grazing lands, with the expectation that they will be unusable for a few months every 10 to 20 years.

In that case of low-lying regions where communities have been built and cannot be moved, Venditti suggested that the dike systems in those areas should be improved to hold back flood waters when they come. “But it should be recognized that dikes are not a guarantee that flood waters will not reach infrastructure and communities,” he continued. “They just reduce the chances that it will happen during moderate scale floods.”

Stressing the need for more systematic research on floods and flooding in BC, Venditti opined that “the current approach is not really adequate.” He used the example of the Fraser River system, as the only major river of its size that passes through a major metropolitan area and does not have an independent institute dedicated to study of the river. According to Venditti, most major river systems have an institute that integrates across government, NGOs, universities, river users and consultancies to make information and data available to everyone. “There is nothing of this sort in BC. This is a major gap in public policy in BC and Canada in general,” stressed Dr. Venditti.

With files from The Globe and Mail.

Cards against SFU

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By: Gabrielle McLaren

Black cards

  • The hottest item in the Bookstore this season is ________
  • To increase their ratings, the SFSS President has started handing out ____ in the AQ
  • After being neutered, McFogg the Dogg only craved ________
  • To finance a gondola, Andrew Petter has started to sell students’ _______
  • The only thing rarer on campus than _____ is _____
  • Ever since Triple “O” Tuesdays stopped, SFU students have resorted to eating _____
  • Studies have shown that _________ is the best way to repay your student loans.
  • A piece of flow-chart-format graffiti in the women’s bathroom on the sixth floor discusses _____ in great lengths
  • Why did the koi fish in the AQ pond die?

White cards

  • A racoon orgy outside my class
  • A Beedie mug full of tears
  • The SFSS Board of Directors
  • Mysterious club tables in the AQ
  • Four 95s in a row, but no 145
  • Pain™️
  • A free parking spot on the Burnaby campus
  • A TA on the verge of a complete and utter emotional shutdown
  • Some goddamn fucking sunshine
  • WQB requirements
  • A sense of purpose
  • Freshmen with hope in their eyes and textbooks in their backpacks
  • Sacrificing your psychological wellbeing for a 3% grade boost
  • Crippling your internal organs with a steady diet of Tim Hortons and pain
  • Iced coffee
  • Forgetting that SFU has a campus downtown
  • A professor who can’t turn on the projector
  • Motherfuckers vaping outside the library
  • A quickie in the avocado
  • The naive ambition of first years
  • UBC students
  • Winter Preparedness
  • A student on the Surrey campus who isn’t in IAT
  • The cockroach living under your bed on res
  • Tripping on the rickety step going down to the bus loop and cracking your skull on the concrete below
  • Human contact
  • The sweet smell of ass
  • Bagpiping rehearsals in the middle of class
  • The SFSS forgetting about land acknowledgements

Summer Livin’ : When nothing’s going your way, go to Hawaii

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Diamond Head View, Hawaii. Photo courtesy of Victoria Lopatka.

Written and photographed by: Victoria Lopatka

It’s 6 a.m. on a Monday morning, and my boyfriend and I are at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. A TSA security guard is wishing everyone a good morning as we shuffle through the line. “If y’all aren’t morning people, why’d you buy a morning flight?” She laughs. Well. . . because it was cheaper than later flights.

I was not only sleepy, but I was stressed and had low-energy. The past semester had been challenging, especially in its last few weeks. My marks had come in and I had fallen one grade short of my goal GPA for the semester. I also had no job, and despite my best efforts, had failed to secure one before we left. I was really concerned I wasn’t going to be able to leave these stressful, nagging thoughts behind, and that they would ruin the trip for me.

About a month ago, my boyfriend and I began planning a vacation together, considering a few locations: Disneyland? Japan? Greece? Florida? Lots of Googling led us to Oahu, Hawaii. We wanted to relax in the sun, eat lots of yummy food, and, most importantly, spend some quality time together. Hawaii seemed like the perfect place.

$1,500 each later, we had round trip flights, six nights in a hotel, travel insurance, vouchers for excursions, and transport around the island. On Sunday evening, we left Vancouver and went to Seattle. Monday morning, we got on a plane to Phoenix, snacks and passports in hand, and eventually landed in Honolulu. Nothing wipes my energy more than flying, so we went to the hotel and crashed there for the evening.

I woke up at 5:45 a.m. (Vancouver time: 8:45 a.m.) on Tuesday morning. Once I was finally awake, the plan for the day filled me with both nerves and excitement, so I wasn’t able to fall back asleep. I was starving and restless, so Brendon and I packed our bags for the day and left the hotel room.

Breakfast for the day was Banan. Think of frozen yogurt, but replace the dairy with
bananas, smother it with açaí berries, pineapple, strawberries, banana slices, and puffed quinoa. We headed to the Waikiki Aquarium, which was founded in 1904. It boasted a collection of coral, tropical fish, reef sea life, a Hawaiian Monk Seal exhibit, and many, many screaming children with sticky fingers. We caught the tram, driven by a guide named Patrick, who dropped us off near the Lili’uokalani Gardens. By this time, I was hungry, so a small restaurant called the Pioneer Saloon with a line right out the door caught my eye. Once full of chicken teriyaki and potato salad, Brendon and I headed to the Kapi’olani Community College Farmers’ Market, where we bought fresh, juicy mangoes, a bundle of carrots, and a bunch of small green bananas.

 

The next morning, we quickly ate the fresh fruit and some cinnamon buns for breakfast as we had to be out the door early; we were booked for a group hike at Diamond Head at 8:30 a.m. I immediately noticed we were the youngest people in the group, with the second-youngest members being a 25-year-old couple, and the eldest being a man who looked like he was about sixty. The variety of hikers was a relief, as it meant Brendon and I could fit perfectly in the middle, not running the risk of being shamefully passed by every single other person. Our tour guide, Steven, pointed out native plants and trees, as well as historical war-time structures.

The last leg of the hike was the hardest: a steep staircase of almost 100 steps, followed by a tunnel. I’m not usually a claustrophobic person, but the small, incredibly dark, and winding tunnel was putting me on edge. The view when we stepped out of the tunnel, once our eyes adjusted to the bright light, was so worth it though. The island was sprawled at our feet, complete with azure waters, white-sand beaches, and shining skyscrapers.

Diamond Head View, Hawaii. Photo courtesy of Victoria Lopatka.

Once we hiked down again, we deserved a treat. We stopped at Volcano Shakes, which

Food truck dining options

sells giant, confectionary milkshakes for $18 a pop. For lunch, Steven had pointed out a food truck lot called the Pau Hana Market, recommending Five Star Shrimp, so Brendon and I made a beeline there. Fake grass, picnic tables, and food trucks full of shrimp, steaks, tacos, chicken and fresh poke greeted us. I was immediately drawn to an Instagram-worthy dish: rice and chicken served in a carved-out pineapple. After dinner, we took a dip in the hot tub with some of the other hotel guests. As we were discussing our plans for the next day, one of the men interjected, “Have you guys been to Boggart’s Café? Or Leonard’s Bakery? Best breakfast on the island.”

Brendon must’ve been tired of me waking him up so early, but Thursday was a big day. We bought all-day bus passes and waited for the The Bus (yes, it’s called “The Bus”). After 35 minutes of anxiously waiting – and wondering if the bus would ever show up – the #21 arrived. We took it to Boggart’s, where I got the açaí bowl. Next was Leonard’s Bakery, a

Leonard’s Bakery

cute pink bakery on Kapahulu Avenue, where a line circled around the store and out the door. We ordered half a dozen sugar and cinnamon malasadas, which are deep-fried, egg-sized donuts. Eating them fresh and warm? Heav-en-ly. Then, we got on the #1 bus, headed to downtown Honolulu, where we caught another bus across the island to the Valley of the Temples. Japan has been on my “must-visit wish list” for awhile, so when I heard about the Byodo-In Temple, a gold and red temple commemorating the 100-year anniversary of the first Japanese immigrant to Hawaii, my interest was peaked.

We approached a serene cemetery, passing a sleek black hearse, and I wondered if we were in the wrong place. Fortunately, a small ticket booth appeared on the horizon, where we paid $5 to continue up to the temple. Puffy clouds resting on the golden peaks, the temple was nestled among trees at the top of the hill. It was quiet and serene. We slipped our shoes off and padded inside, where a giant golden Lotus Buddha statue filled the temple. I lit a stalk of incense and put some money in the donation box.

I savoured the quiet temple. It felt as if the world had suddenly slowed, all sound from the

Byodo-In Temple

outside world blocked by the puffy white clouds hanging atop the temple. I instantly fell in love with place. Brendon bought some fish food so we could feed the huge koi in the glassy ponds around the temple. We soon attracted not only koi, but all sorts of birds, cats, turtles, and even two black swans. Outside the temple was a three-ton brass bell, called a Peace Bell, which guests could ring for good fortune. I rang it about five times.

That evening, we followed another recommendation from Steven and had pizza at Slice of Waikiki, then bubble tea at Tea Boss. As we were walking back to the hotel, after buying some souvenirs from the Honolulu Cookie Company and Duke’s Lane, we passed the Royal Hawaiian Center. Outside, a woman in a flowing floral gown announced that every evening at dusk, there’s a free song and dance performance in the mall. The crowds followed her inside, and so did Brendon and I. We stayed for an hour, watching hula dancers in silk dresses and flower crowns dance and narrate stories of Hawaii’s history.

For most of the trip, I had worn black leggings, shorts, crop tops, baggy t-shirts, and swimwear, but on Friday, I donned a red romper with flowy sleeves, because Brendon and I were headed to a Paradise Cove Luau. Paradise Cove was practically a summer camp for adults. Guests are greeted with Mai-Tais and leis, then invited to participate in a variety of activities and games. Brendon and I did some spear-throwing, then a form of bowling involving a small stone, a wooden cylinder, and two metal stakes in the ground. Before I could move on to lei-making, a conch shell sounded in the distance. We congregated near the beach and a shower of flowers was released from the palm trees above. A fishing demonstration was presented, and then, dinner began. Heaping plates of roasted vegetables, rice, taro buns, mesquite-roasted pulled pork, fish, chicken with guava sauce, chocolate cake, and coconut jelly were served, as well as pina-coladas and Blue Hawaiians. Traditional dances and performances entertained us as we ate. Brendon and I were even able to go up on stage to learn how to hula dance. I felt childish and carefree, a departure from my normally meticulous and keep-on-keeping-on (yes, I’m referencing She’s the Man) personal ethic. It felt really nice to be solely concerned with 1) what I’m wearing, 2) what I’m eating, and 3) whether or not I’m getting a sunburn.

Poke!

On our last day in Hawaii, we decided to come full circle and eat at Banan again. We rented a paddleboard at the beach and spent an hour trying to stand up and paddle properly, versus laying on my stomach pretending to be a pro-surfer paddling up to a big wave. I looked even less pro-surfer-ish when a real pro-surfer did a head-stand on his board. We got a small pint of chocolate cookie dough ice cream at Häagen-Dazs and some fresh poke for lunch. Since we were on vacation, we also got shaved ice and coconut-pineapple Hershey’s kisses (which are my new favourite thing). We had to check out of our hotel at 1 p.m., so we left our bags with the bellhop and killed time on Kalakaua Avenue. We ate a leisurely dinner at the Pau Hana Market (tacos this time). We got giant cookie ice cream sandwiches from P.F Chang’s and looked for coral and seashells on the beach.

With nothing else to do, I made the mistake of checking my emails. I was greeted with an essay due in two weeks, no new job offers, and that I had already missed 84 slides and 106 pages of readings in my PSYC class. Suddenly, I was feeling stressed out and overwhelmed again.

“Concept,” I say to Brendon. “We never check out of the hotel, they never charge my credit card, and we stay here until we die.”

Of course, though, we got on our flight to LA, which landed at LAX in the early hours of the morning. I felt like a zombie, but since I can’t sleep on planes, I had spent the five and a half hours thinking. Thinking about how much I liked myself on vacation: carefree, sometimes childish, laid-back, fun, simplistic. Thinking about how I didn’t have to lock that side of my personality away and “get serious” when my plane landed in Seattle, unlocking it again on my next vacation (who knows when that’ll be!) Maybe it’s better to have a little bit of vacation — a little bit of Hawaii — in every single day.

Editor’s note: What have you been up to this summer? Sunshiney adventures? Backpacking through Europe? Dream job? Contact features@the-peak to share your story.

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