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Need to Know, Need to Go: May 12–17

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Poster for qaʔ yəxw courtesy of the Bill Reid Gallery website

By: Alison Wick, Arts Editor

qaʔ yəxw – water honours us: womxn and waterways at the Bill Reid Gallery

This summer, the featured exhibition at the Bill Reid gallery is curated by four members of the Indigenous women’s art collective ReMatriate. It portrays a unique connection between Indigenous women of the Northwest Coast and water through video, photography, carving, beading, and printmaking.

The Bill Reid gallery was established in 2008, 10 years after the death of its namesake, as a space to showcase and honour Indigenous Northwest Coast art. The Bill Reid SFU art collection is on permanent display at the gallery, which you can access in addition to their temporary featured exhibitions.

As Indigenous communities fight non-consensual resource exploitation and continued boil water advisories, qaʔ yəxw is a timely and provocative look at what water really means. It asks us to consider our responsibilities to water, land, and the Peoples who have lived and cared for these territories since time immemorial.

This exhibition began on April 10 and will continue until October 2, 2019, at the Bill Reid Gallery in Downtown Vancouver. Entrance is free for SFU students.

SFU Lunch Poems at the Teck Gallery

On the third Wednesday of every month, SFU Vancouver brings two poets to the Teck Gallery to perform and share their poetry with the SFU community. These hour-long lunchtime poetry readings are free and open to anyone with some time to spare and an ear to lend.

This month, SFU is featuring Joseph A. Dandurand (Kwantlen) and Elee Kraljii — two local artists whose work is deeply rooted in the people and politics of the Lower Mainland. SFU Lunch Poems are a not-to-be-missed midday break for poetry that will add to your day a perfect breath of art and culture.

SFU Lunch Poems May 2019 are Wednesday May 15 from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. in the Teck gallery on the first floor of SFU Harbour Centre downtown. Attendance is free.

SFU Student’s Staycation Guide

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By: Jennifer Low, Features Editor

Bummed that classes, work, and other things have kept you in town this summer? To combat the sadness of seeing your friends’ beautiful Hawaii photos plastered all over Instagram, consider a Staycation in Vancouver. According to an online dictionary, a staycation is a portmanteau of “stay” and “vacation,” that involves “a vacation spent at home or near home, doing enjoyable activities or visiting local attractions.” Vancouver is a great spot for students on a budget to keep the joy of a summer vacay without the hassle of air travel or spending a ton of money. Without further ado, here are the top student-friendly staycation destinations in Vancouver.

Granville Island

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  • What is it?: Granville Island is considered Vancouver’s hub for the arts and crafts community and provides a wondrous, timeless environment filled with good food, great music, and beautiful scenery. Whether you’re interested in window shopping, actual shopping, playing skee-ball at the Market place Adventure Zone arcade, or watching a play, Granville Island offers a large variety of different activities to suit all interests.
  • Tips for broke students: A fantastic date or outing idea, visiting Granville Island can be as cheap or expensive as you want it to be. The view, lovely scenic walks, and outdoor performances are free!
  • When to go: According to Granville Island’s website, it plays host to the Vancouver International Jazz festival in June, the Canada Day Parade in July and a number of comedy shows running throughout the summer.
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Stanley Park

  • What is it?: One of Vancouver’s most popular tourist destinations, Stanley Park has everything one could ask for including beaches, lakes, restaurants and the seawall! Bike riding and relaxing strolls through the trees are just a few things one can do while exploring Stanley Park.
  • Tips for broke students: A little known free pastime in Hollywood North is celeb spotting. Websites, such as YVR Shoots, can help fans keep track of what is being filmed in the city and where. Many times, this includes Stanley Park! Even if you don’t find a celebrity, you can still go visit the set of your favourite film or TV series. For example, fans of the CW show Arrow fundraised to get a bench in Stanley Park dedicated to their favourite TV couple, Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak who were wed in that very location!  
  • When to go: Did you know that Stanley Park hosts a weekly drum circle? Even if you don’t own a drum, you are free to join in on the drumming and dancing every Tuesday (provided it’s good weather) at Third Beach from after work to sunset. Stanley Park hosts a variety of different events throughout the year. If you’re interested, check out the 2019 Stanley Park Events Calendar.  

The Grouse Grind

  • What is it: Are you the outdoorsy type? The Grouse Grind hike is exactly the adventure you’re looking for this summer.

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  • Tips for broke students: Although your legs might hate you, the view from the top is priceless. On that note, hiking up the Grouse Grind is free, but it’s a $10 gondola ride to get back down, so remember to keep some money with you. To make the most of your visit, consider going on a Saturday morning. From June 29 to August 31 and with the purchase of an admission ticket or Grouse Mountain Membership, if you can make it to the top before 10 a.m, you can enjoy 60–minute yoga classes for no extra charge! Yoga mats are available to borrow for the first 50 yogis!
  • When to go: The Summer Music Series at Grouse Mountain presents  live music on Altitudes Deck, every Wednesday evening from June 26 to August 28.

The Beach

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  • What is it: I know that Vancouver is also known as Raincouver, but let’s not discount the fact that, on a good day, our city offers beautiful beach experiences and there are many to choose from (Some of which are dog-friendly!). Kitsilano Beach offers the ultimate family beach experience, while Jericho Beach is ideal for sailing, windsurfing and sea kayaking. If you’re looking to relax and take some amazing photos, consider heading to Spanish Banks. Sand castles, water fights, sun bathing and if you’re feeling it, skinny-dipping! According to Tourism Vancouver, Wreck Beach is  “Canada’s first and largest, legal, clothing-optional beach.”
  • Tips for broke students: Guess what? It is absolutely free to enjoy these amazing places!
  • When to go: Make sure you do a little research before you go. Check the weather conditions and  prepare accordingly.

Canada Place

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  • What is it: Downtown Vancouver’s Canada Place is a great place to sightsee and watch the cruise ships in the harbour for free. For a bit more money, you can explore much more than Vancouver with the FlyOver Canada ride. Another free activity? Paying the Fairmont Hotel Vancouver a visit. It might cost a fortune to stay there, but it is absolutely free to explore the hotel’s architecture.
  • Tips for broke students: This summer, Canada Place will also host Waterfront Cinema, a free movie viewing experience, on Thursday evenings from July 12 to August 30. You can get a couple of friends together to watch a movie out on the water beneath the stars and feel just like you’re on vacation.
  • When to go: Canada Place is also the location of “the largest Canada Day celebration outside our nation’s capital” according to their website.

Vancouver’s Shopping Districts

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  • What is it: Robson Street, Yaletown, Commercial Drive… need I say more? Get together with some of your pals to roam the racks and window shop! Find purses that cost more than you will ever make in your lifetime and look at them for absolutely no cost at all. While this trip may make you feel like a peasant amongst nobles, it’s fun to play pretend. There’s nothing like the thrill of trying on a sweater that you’re pretending to consider purchasing even though it costs more than the rent you can barely afford.
  • Tips for broke students: Yaletown is Vancouver’s first Wi-Fi district. If you’re window-shopping in the area join YALETOWNFREE. This way if you spot something you love you can always try to find it for cheaper through online shopping!
  • When to go: Vancouver’s shopping districts are a fun activity rain or shine!

UBC

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  • What is it: SFU is awesome, but sometimes it’s fun to see how the other half lives. Go undercover and take a tour of UBC. While SFU students can brag that we never have to walk in the rain, in the summer, it’s actually nice to walk outside for a while. UBC’s got beautiful gardens and beaches, lovely art museums and very cool architecture. Some words of caution: UBC is also known as the University of Building Construction, so no matter what you do, there’s no escaping that horrible jackhammer noise.
  • Tips for broke students: Just like SFU, UBC has a ton of cheap museums to check out. For example admission to the Pacific Museum of Earth is by donation while other museums such as the Museum of Anthropology have student rates for admission.  
  • When to go: UBC always has a large variety of events going on as it is a university and there’s always something happening. You can check out these events at the UBC events website. If you’re planning on heading to UBC’s pub, The Pit, it is only open on Wednesdays from 7pm – 3am so plan accordingly.

Richmond Night Market

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  • What is it: Can’t afford that trip to Asia? During the summer, the Asian night market located in Richmond is fairly cheap and worth every cent of admission. Beyond the gate, try amazing food and shop for interesting knick-knacks that you never knew you needed, such as cool phone cases and cute socks!
  • Tips for broke students: Remain calm! This is not a drill! Richmond Night Market has a coupon book! Save money at many of the retail and food vendors by picking up the Richmond Night Market Summer 2019 Chill Party coupon book at either the main entrance or at the information booth.
  • When to go: The market is open Friday – Sunday (7 p.m. – 12 a.m.) during the summer. On stat holidays, hours vary. See their facebook page for updates.

Capilano Suspension Bridge

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  • What is it: According to their website, visitors have been coming to this Vancouver landmark since 1889, which has further expanded to include a cliff walk, treetop adventure and other activities. There is no better way to get in touch with nature than to climb around in the treetops like a squirrel or face your fear of heights by walking across the popular swinging bridge.
  • Tips for broke students: Yes, Capilano Suspension Bridge is a bit on the pricey side, but thankfully they have a student rate! Also, specifically for summer, Twilight rates (30% off all admission rates) are in effect for tickets that are purchased at the gate from 5 p.m. everyday!
  • When to go: Only open everyday during the summer, check out Raptor’s Ridge, an “educational facility dedicated to public education of raptors and conservation of wildlife,” from June 1 to September 2!

Museums

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  • What is it: It’s easy to write off museums as a place for only Art and History students, but this is far from the truth. Perfect for a rainy Vancouver day, there are plenty of museums in Vancouver to explore including Science World, The Museum of Vancouver, the Coastal Peoples Fine Arts Gallery, BC Sports Hall of Fame and Vancouver Police Museum & Archives.
  • Tips for broke students: Cheap stuff? We, students, love when things are cheap. Vancouver offers a variety of museums for little to no cost, for example, The Observatory (beside the Space Centre in Vanier Park) is by-donation and the Vancouver Art Gallery is by-donation on Tuesday evenings from 5–9 p.m. One can take a trip to the past by exploring the Burnaby Village Museum, which is open seasonally to the public and offers complimentary admission! If you’re willing to spend a little extra, one of the real gems of the Burnaby Village Museum is their 1912 C.W. Parker Carousel, which costs $2.65 a ride.
  • When to go: Not only does Burnaby Village Museum host a Canada Day party, but it also hosts events for Mother’s Day (May 12), Victoria Day (May 20), Father’s Day (June 16) and BC Day (August 5)!  

Interested in finding more Vancouver events? Check out these resources:

  • Need to Know, Need to Go: A recurring Arts segment at The Peak where we list the top artistic events happening at SFU.
  • Eventbrite: a platform to find and share  various exciting events happening in the Vancouver area.
  • Tourism Vancouver’s Events page: Tourism Vancouver is a marketing organization and business association that compiles a list of interesting events to check out.

Staying In: Tuca & Bertie

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Screenshot from Tuca & Bertie courtesy of vox.com

By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief

Tuca (Tiffany Haddish) is a loud, easygoing, unemployed toucan whose best friend 5ever is a socially anxious, bakeaholic songbird, Bertie (Ali Wong). They have little in common other than that they’re both scrambling to pretend they’re functional adults, as Tuca moves out of the apartment they’ve shared for Bertie’s lovable boyfriend Speckles (Steven Yeun) to move in. In other words: Tuca & Bertie is your life, or what it would be if you were a bird.

The animation style is immediately recognizable as that of BoJack Horseman, and sure enough, it’s driven by a lot of the same talent and energy. However, I found Tuca & Bertie to be somehow even more surreal, both in its plot and in the attention to detail that’s clear in its fun animated setting.

This is the first summer that I’m spending away from my best friend, who’s busy washing windows on the other side of the country. I thought of her a billion times while watching Tuca & Bertie, despite the fact that we are both very different from the show’s titular characters. This brings me to the real strength of the show: its powerful portrayal of strong friendships that endure the growing pains of everyday life.

The show has more of a feminist feel to it than its animated counterpart BoJack Horseman, due greatly in part to its well-developed female protagonists and their nuanced arcs. Tuca & Bertie tackles women’s issues, from workplace harassment to rape culture to slut shaming, with incredible tact and empathy. Overall, I thought this show and its characters were more relatable.

As I spend the summer without my own better half, Tuca & Bertie was the relatable, hilarious, and heartwarming cartoon I didn’t know I needed.

Best For: BoJack lovers, animation fans, and fans of Friends who need to watch new shows about friendship.

More than Netflix: Stream movies through the SFU Library

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Some of the Criterion Collection's selections courtesy of geek.com

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer

The SFU Library database has a huge media database that can be accessed easily through its website. While some resources are definitely helpful for research, such as Literature Online, featuring over 350,000 literary works, there are also many sites students can access for recreational purposes. I have compiled brief introductions to a few of the resources the library has available for your summertime viewing.

Criterion on Demand

Criterion lets students browse and watch feature films. It’s a film platform with access to over 15,000 selections targeted toward post-secondary students. It prides itself on its diverse selection of films, including recent action features like Deadpool 2, and titles that have been taken off of Netflix like Book of Life. Additionally, the website provides both English and French movies, as well as closed captioning for select films.

Films on Demand

Films on Demand features thought-provoking documentaries, exploring topics like how English has integrated itself into different languages (Many Tongues Called English, One World Language) and the economics of coffee from the farmer to the barista (Cappuccino Trail: The Global Economy in a Cup). All these documentaries provide closed captioning.

NFB

Students also have access to films from the National Film Board of Canada (NFB). Founded in 1939, the NFB intended to create a National Canadian film style and catalogue and the database features many short cinematic pieces of history. These films range from animated films to interactive works, allowing students to browse a catalogue ranging from 1944 to modern releases.

Accessing these resources off campus

Students may have issues accessing this content off campus. However, the library provides a tutorial to route students’ computers through the library by making a ‘Bookmarklet,’ with various instructions depending on the browser. For most browsers, the library instructs users to bookmark the link. Then, click the link and log in with SFU credentials. So long as they keep the browser window open, this should allow students to access the content they want.

The next time you can’t find something on Netflix or you get tired of browsing through the same shows, make sure to check these sites before you give up and decide to try the real world for a while.

Album versus Album: Awkwafina

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By: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer

Yellow Ranger (2014)

Tongue-in-cheek, clever, and remorselessly brash, rapper Awkwafina is a comedian at heart. In her debut album, this Asian-American rapper proudly flaunts her heritage as she spits with a “mouth from the motherfucking West” as she raps in her eighth track, “Marijuana.” With the “Intro III” skit of Yellow Ranger, Awkwafina introduces her random and vulgar style of humour in a mock radio-show recording. Tracks such as “Queef” and “My Vag,” while ridiculous and raunchy, are bold expressions about parts of the female experience that are often considered taboo.

However, the album feels scattered as each song comes off as a separate joke or anecdote. It is not unified by a common theme or underlying purpose other than to conjure laughs. Ultimately, Yellow Ranger is fearless albeit confused, and it offers the world a first glimpse of Awkwafina in all of her hilarious and raunchy glory.

 

In Fina We Trust (2018)

The In Fina We Trust EP is a more cohesive and refined work. “The Fish” intro and outro skits show this artist’s self-awareness and groundedness as she raps about getting “recognized” by a fan, mistaken for different Asian actors, and even being called “that fucking fish from Bojack Horseman.” The satire is clear and biting as she critiques Asian stereotypes.

The EP is full of self-deprecating humour and witty reflection. The form of her track “Inner Voices” is especially clever as she seamlessly switches between two different personas: the arrogant rapper and the soul-searching millennial. The track even features two different beats to further poke fun at herself. Overall, the EP is witty and moving, showcasing how this “slanty-eyed dreamer,” as she describes herself in “Testify,” has evolved.

Verdict

Comparing these two bodies of music is a testament to Awkwafina’s growth, both in music and comedy. Yellow Ranger comes off as more of a raunchy comedy set, with each track being a drawn-out joke, while In Fina We Trust, though still humorous, is a more polished and better executed project. As Awkwafina reflects on her rising success throughout the EP, In Fina We Trust is a gracious salute to her beginnings as a frenzied but talented artist.

A TA with the power of the Infinity Gauntlet: no one is safe.

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Written by: Zoe Vedova, Humour Editor

The TA had snapped.

“So, obviously no one did the readings. Again.”

Her voice was slick as ice, creaking under the uncountable pressures of being a grad student in charge of a tutorial for a prof who never answers opinion.

Seven of the 15 kids who were supposed to attend the tutorial glanced up from their phones, ready to atone for their lack of participation with an apologetic smile. Their guilty expressions immediately fell when they realized their TA had stood — no, was levitating above her table. The five glowing gems of the Infinity Gauntlet washed her face in ghoulish neon light; where she acquired the most powerful weapon in the nine realms was impossible to say.

“Someone,” she screamed, and brandished the weapon, firing energy beams straight through the ceiling at will. “Get this week’s reading out and tell me what Habermas’s theory of the public sphere was RIGHT NOW!”

The class scrambled away, shrieking and cowering under tables as flaming bits of West Mall’s mouldy ceiling tiles crashed down around them. One student attempted to escape.

“Am I a joke to you?” The TA demanded to know. Glove raised, she created a portal right underneath the door into which the student vanished without a sound.

Another student, shaking, attempted to download the PDF file off Canvas. The TA swung around and a red laser obliterated the laptop. In the laptop’s place, Prussian social philosopher Jürgen Habermas appeared. The old man proceeded to stumble into a wall and then break out sobbing.

A third student, on their hands and knees, cried. “I- we’re, we’re sorry!”

“We’re sorry! We’re sorry,” feverishly repeated the remaining students. “We’ll do the readings, God, please spare us!”  

The Mad Titan TA looked down. “It’s not your fault. I marked your term papers. I know how stupid you are. The world has too many stupid students anyway and for some reason it’s my glorious job to fix it.”

With a snap of the gauntlet, the TA disappeared. The student on his knees instantly burst into a cloud of dust, strikingly similar to the ephemeral remnants of asbestos still lurking about the ceilings of Burnaby campus. Presumably, all the students not in attendance that day simultaneously became dust, too.

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“I’m sorry, your TA turned into . . .Thanos?” My academic advisor asks.  

“Yes!” I shout, nearly out of breath from the story. “Just this morning! I can’t go back.”

He looks back at his computer, unconvinced. “I’m sorry, but this isn’t an overridable department policy. I can’t let you switch tutorials.”

The reflecting pond is not your trash can

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Photo by: Andres Chavarriaga / The Peak

By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief

After I wrote my last exam, I figured I needed some sunshine and fresh air to feel alive again, so I cut through the AQ’s courtyard. You know, the pretty one on all the promotional materials that made you think, “Wow, this is the university for me!”

The courtyard was beautiful as always. Picturesquely, folks were studying and conversing on the grass, somebody was napping on a bench, the grass was green, the birds were chirping . . . Because of who I am as a person, I wondered if the koi fish were back. So as I crossed the pond, I looked over the walkway and what did I see?

Trash. Literal trash which I feel the need to specify given how often we use this adjective to describe all things SFU. The sun had been out for all of three minutes, the koi fish had just been released, and somebody had already thrown an empty plastic soda cup into the pond along with assorted candy bar wrappers.

Let me be clear here: there is no legitimate reason to pollute campus. There’s no reason to pollute any place, really. It costs $0 to hold onto your trash until you find a garbage or recycling bin, and if you’re enough of an adult to be on this campus you should know better than to litter. But doing it as soon as the weather clears up enough for people to step outside and enjoy nature seems particularly hateful. We already talk trash about our campus and how ugly it is; we have no reason to make it trashier.

So to the random pond-polluters out there: stop. We can all do better than this to take care of our school and the planet until the incoming ecological apocalypse takes us all out of our misery.

Accessibility could be improved at The Study Public House

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Photo by Gudrun Wai Gunnarsson / The Peak

By: Nicole Magas, Opinions Editor

The Study opened at the end of last semester, after months of anticipation from a student body eager for the return of their campus pub. Ever since The Highland Pub closed, students have had to trek all the way to Club Ilia to indulge in casual dining with a bit of alcohol. Given The Study’s prime location on campus in Maggie Benston Centre, its chill modern interior, and its combo of arcade games and a dance floor, the new pub is poised to be a new central hangout spot for the SFU Burnaby community. However, as was the case with The Highland Pub, accessibility is something of an issue at The Study.

Last month, my friend (who uses a motorized chair) and I went to enjoy some drinks as part of a larger group. It was pretty late at night, and there was no hostess at the front, so the rest of our group went to find a table while we figured out how my friend could get up to the dining level. Due to difficulties with the wheelchair lift, we eventually took the service elevator around the side, into the kitchen area. This took us into a narrow service hallway that was being used to store kitchen waste.

This experience was instructive. It brought to my attention the different ways that spaces can be disabling for people with different mobility needs. The Study, at present, is unfortunately one such space.

To be fair, all levels of The Study are technically accessible via the wheelchair lift. However, if there are difficulties with the lift, only the upper dining level is accessible via the elevator. The stairs-dominated setting makes this untenable when seating is not available at the top floor. This is only exacerbated by the general hustle and bustle of a venue as popular as The Study.

The initial seating aside, The Study is the sort of pub where patrons are going to be moving around — sidelining their meals or drinks to play the arcade games, for example. For guests with accessibility needs, mobility throughout such a multi-tiered space is far too limited.

The experience also spoke to what makes hostesses and hosts so necessary. It’s critical to have someone present at the entrance, not simply to greet guests, but to take account of every party member and their needs — including various accessibility needs. A hostless seating setup like The Study’s drastically cuts away at the time of those with accessibility needs, who will be delayed in the confusion of coordinating accessible seating.

In an email statement made to The Peak, Jenna Testani, bar leader at The Study, verified that both the wheelchair lift and the service elevator are available for differently abled guests. A phone number at the bottom of the stairs can be used to alert staff to guests who need assistance. “Only managers are trained to operate the wheelchair lift, but all staff are trained to best direct the conversation to find the best solution for the guest,” she added.

It’s worth noting that The Study does not have complete control over the space it currently occupies. Testani makes clear that The Study is limited in what structural changes they can make “SFU stills owns the building,” she said. “Though the pub looks quite different aesthetically, the bones of the building have not been altered since The Highland Pub was opened.”

Testani agrees that accessibility poses a challenge for the public house. “We know that the situation could still use some improvements and SFU has been made aware that better access into the pub that is more independent would be beneficial to those with specific mobility needs. The Joseph Richard Group is happy to partner with the University and is in full support of any changes, additions or solutions that SFU would be willing to implement to better serve the community.”

The Peak reached out to Mark McLaughlin, chief commercial services officer of ancillary services for comment. “Unfortunately when the Pub was designed and built many years ago [ . . . ] it was built on four levels with many sets of stairs making accessibility challenging to some,” he said. He did however suggest the possibility of an additional access point in the future through the Student Union Building. “There is a new connection to the pub via the new SUB building that may be useable to reach the patio. We will need to wait till the SUB is open to see how accessible this connection will be.”

It’s natural for a new establishment to experience some growing pains in its opening weeks as it adjusts and adapts to a diverse student body. One hopes that in the near future, the hurdles in accessibility at The Study are smoothed out so all students who wish to enjoy the space can.

SFU is not giving students enough time to prepare for final exams

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Illustrated by Momo Lin / The Peak

By: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer

Last term, final exams started two days after the last day of classes. Two days. If this does not strike a fiery chord of outrage in your fragile student heart, I don’t know what will. With scheduling this tight, university administration is not giving students nearly enough time to prepare for finals. I propose that between the end of classes and the start of exams, students should have at least a one-week gap to spend studying.

Sure, we as responsible students should be preparing for our finals beforehand. But even a responsible student is bound by the number of hours in a day, week, and month. During my first year, for instance, I went to a slew of workshops offered by the Student Learning Commons (SLC) to learn how to better my study skills, time management, writing, and more. One useful tip that I received during a workshop was this: for every 10% that your final is worth, you should be studying for a week beforehand.

This means that if your final counts for 40% of your course grade, you should start preparing for that exam at least four weeks ahead of time.

It’s simple enough to build a theoretical schedule to work in those hours of study, of course. But with jobs, extracurriculars, families, and more, it is too easy to let tasks on our to-do lists slip by. After all, we already have to struggle to keep pace with current assignments, readings, projects, papers, and other schoolwork.

Of course, it could be argued that working on those assignments can count as “studying” for the final. Solving problems on calculus homework is surely good practice for what we’ll encounter on the calculus exam. But do you know what else helps us prepare for finals? Having ample time to dedicate study towards the final itself. Each exam has a particular format and each student has particular study strategies that work best for them, so even just completing homework assignments isn’t necessarily enough prep for some.

Some courses have a policy that if a student fails the final, they fail the course itself. I’ve seen this policy written into the syllabi of Statistics and Computing Science courses. The lack of mercy in this strict policy is enough to make any student nervous about the day of their final.

And when I have to write exams one after another on the same day, a girl has got to prioritize, even if she’s not officially facing examination hardship. This is a university defined condition consisting of more than two exams within 24 hours, or exams falling back-to-back at different campuses.

In an ideal world, our scheduled exams would be evenly spaced out, with ample time to prepare for each one in between. This past term, I had two finals back-to-back on the first day! This came after only two days’ worth of “break” for me to finish up and send in the last assignments of the semester. It was a real rush into the final exam grind.

How are students supposed to adequately demonstrate the knowledge they’ve gained over the term when the university’s calendar is trying to sabotage them? It’s as if we are being set up for failure. If the university gave us a weeks’ worth of preparation for our finals, fewer students would find themselves failing due to overwhelming exam schedules, and they’d be saved from spending another four months of our degree retaking a course.

I am adamant that students should have at least a week between the last day of classes and the start of finals. The time we could dedicate to studying during this period would do wonders. To the university administration, just watch as students’ GPAs rise, stress levels drop, and Burnaby Mountain itself erupts with a celestial sigh of relief.

Four places you CAN’T visit on vacation and four you CAN

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Illustration by RESLUS

Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate
Illustration by: RESLUS

Remember when summer used to be fun?

Seriously, I cannot remember the last time I took summer off, and I’m sure you can’t either. Instead of crying together, I made a list of amazing vacations adjusted to our Vancouver home base and a zero-dollar price range. You don’t even need to leave the voting district to enjoy these great getaways!

The real location: Oahu, Hawaii, USA
Vancouver substitute: AQ staircase

Summer is a great time for hiking up mountains. Here’s introducing the SFU version of Stairway to Heaven on the Hawaiian island of Oahu! AKA that never-ending flight of steps connecting the AQ to Saywell Hall.

Ascend the path to enlightenment — or light-headedness — and satisfy your hiking craving while maintaining your fitness amidst papers and exams. The real stairway has 3,922 stairs, so if you climb the stairs 187 times*, you will have climbed the height of the real Stairway to Heaven in Hawaii and achieved the same feeling of “never doing it ever again.”

*Four Peak staff members have died trying to count them. This is an approximation.

The real location: Lollapalooza
Vancouver substitute: Empty West Mall lecture hall   

Bummed out that you won’t have time to go to music festivals? No problem. Simply come to SFU in the evening, plug your laptop into a big screen projector in one of the empty lecture halls, and blast your Spotify playlist to oblivion.

Pre-hide your alcohol in a West Mall lecture hall. After hours, sneak back in with friends for the deluxe music fest experience! Imagine yourself in a concert and it will be so.

The real location: Idyllic Okanagan farm
Vancouver substitute: The local grocery store

Going fruit picking in the Okanagan is always fun. You know what’s even more enjoyable? Not going to a desert in the summer. Just pick fruit in your local supermarket.

It won’t be as charming as those family farms, but it’s closer, air-conditioned, and features a far wider variety of fruits than any single Okanagan farm. If you miss the constant humidity, just stay under them vegetable misters. And if you miss insects buzzing around you while you steal the fruit they helped produced, the SFU Biological Sciences department is always looking for people to help them rear those critters. After all, isn’t paying to pick fruits more or less paying to do work?

The real location: SFU exchange somewhere far, far away
Vancouver substitute: Crash other schools’ campuses

Summer is a great time to go on exchange. But that involves writing applications, finding accommodations, and convincing yourself that doing courses over there will be a life-changing experience compared to simply doing the SFU equivalent. But you can do an exchange right here in Vancouver!

Simply find a friend in UBC and attend their class for them and then buy them lunch to simulate exchange application fees. Repeat with friends from BCIT, Douglas, Capilano, and the others to complete your well-rounded exchange experience to make proper use of your U-Pass. Be sure to take lots of photos and share them on social media because apparently, that’s what exchange is for. Just watch out for Wreck Beach.