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Gossip Peakie: First week on campus

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Illustration of SFU president Joy Johnson looking up at a sky full of stars.
ILLUSTRATION: Victoria Lo / The Peak

By: Gossip Peakie

Hey Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here. Your one and only source for the scandalous and juicy tea being split all over campus. You might be wondering, who am I? First of all, thanks for the question. I love living rent free in that cluttered mind of yours. 

Think of me as your friend — the kind of person you’d share a plate at the Dining Commons with. Yet, I am also your enemy. I’ll hype you up on Instagram and then come here to blog about how hideous that new cardigan looked on you. So, Peakies, I guess you can call me your newest frenemie.

Watch out and keep your head on a swivel, because I have eyes everywhere. On the back of the 145, in the stairwells of the AQ, and even in your residence’s broken laundry machine. 

And the tea? It’s real. Your reputation if one of these stories is about you? Hanging by a thread. Enjoy my debut column as we enjoy the start of a new semester. 


Illustration of a person bathing in a water fixture.
ILLUSTRATION: Victoria Lo / The Peak

Spotted: A computer science student bathing in the convocation mall fountain before the start of the semester. The worst thing is the water fixture wasn’t even on when he first jumped in. I get the need for these guys to take a bath, the comp-sci stench is real. He had to wash off those Dorrito-stained fingertips and avoid another bout of carpal tunnel from all that typing. But like, during a semester break? Make it make sense. Maybe he was too busy building his AI-generated portfolio. 

Just in the nick of time, someone from facilities ran over to try to stop Fountain Dude. “You know this is recycled toilet water!” the custodian shouted. He just continued to splash around in the shallow water. I feel bad for the water for having to be exposed to this guy. 


Illustration of SFU president Joy Johnson looking up at a sky full of stars.
ILLUSTRATION: Victoria Lo / The Peak

Spotted: Joy Johnson in the Trotterier Observatory at 2:00 a.m. staring at the stars. With the door left ajar, one of our correspondents asked Joy what she was looking for. Her answer: hope. 

With the university deep in a $20 million deficit for the upcoming school year, perhaps our favourite president thought the stars were deceased Hollywood stars. Sorry, Joy. I don’t think the iconic Marilyn Monroe is ready to cough up $20 million to increase your salary.


Illustration of a man inside the SFU bookstore giving mouth-to-mouth to a mannequin on the ground. Behind him is a shelf full of merchandise, a clothing rack, a cash register, and shirts pinned to the wall.
ILLUSTRATION: Victoria Lo / The Peak

Spotted: Lonely Boy performs mouth-to-mouth on a mannequin from the SFU Bookstore. At least, we thought it was mouth-to-mouth. Within a matter of seconds, it was a full on make out sesh in front of students who were picking up their textbooks.

The mannequin was absolutely plain with no facial features. Maybe that’s his type — mannequins that don’t speak. 

Rumour has it that the guy began playing the full-length Grey’s Anatomy theme music on his phone to set the mood. “I’m not going to lose you! Stay with me!” he cried. To be fair, that’s the most commitment we’ll see from any SFU student this semester. It’ll probably be the most action he’ll get all semester. 

That’s all for now, besties. 

You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Peakie.

Election results: A rock wins in Burnaby Central

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A red Liberal party election lawn sign. The candidate’s name is “a rock” and the riding name is Burnaby Central.
ILLUSTRATION: Bithi Sutradhar / The Peak

By: Mason Mattu, Chief Political Correspondent

Election night 2025 was a joyous one for Prime Minister Mark Carney, boomers, and the Liberal party, winning a minority government with 169 seats in Parliament. Perhaps one of the biggest surprises of the night was in Burnaby Central where a rock received 98% of the vote, ousting NDP incumbent Jagmeet Singh

The “campaign” to elect the rock in Burnaby Central had a grand total of one polling station (located at SFU, even though we aren’t even in its riding) and only spent around $3 — on a temporary tattoo of the Liberal party logo to place on its torso. 

“At first, I was kind of confused why a rock was running in this riding. I wondered how exactly this candidate would best represent me,” said Heather Joaness, who voted for the rock on election day. “My friends talked some sense into me and made me understand that Mark Carney has a plan to unite our country and defeat Trump! If he’s running a rock in our riding, it’s for a good reason. I’d trust that guy with my life.” 

The Peak proceeded to ask Joaness whether she thought the Liberal platform would benefit working class Canadians. She stated that even though she is three months behind on rent and can barely afford groceries, Canadian sovereignty is still her number one concern. “Mark has a plan. Mark has a plan. Mark has a plan,” she repeated while lighting a prayer candle with a picture of Carney winking

According to an anonymous source from the rock’s campaign, the team knocked on a total of two doors this election season, including the window of a McDonald’s drive-thru. In a poll asking residents if this would influence their voting intention, 100% said no. 

On election night, The Peak caught up with Singh to see his response to losing the riding. Singh and a few of his staffers were hiding at Rev’s Bowling, trying to bowl away the pain of election night as results came in. Of course, The Peak was able to hunt them down. 

“I served this community for over seven years! Seven years! Gave you free medications, free dental care so you look your best, and anti-scab legislation. But I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH? You choose a ROCK and Mark the MILLIONAIRE to represent you?” cried a very distraught Singh before throwing his tenth bowling ball in a row into the gutter. Sounds like he’s hit rock bottom (too soon to crack a joke?) 

Strategic voting hurt Singh and New Democrats across the country. Many former NDP voters we conversed with told us they used the website “strategicvotingrocks.ca” to learn who had the best chance of winning the election in the riding. The site features propaganda posters of the rock and projected it to win 5,000% of the vote in the riding. 

“I mean, I looked at the website and I knew I had to vote strategically. I am #AnythingButConservative and hate Poilievre,” a working class resident said while glaring at a mountain of overdue bills. “Do my values align with those of a sedimentary object with no mouth or ears? No. But at least it isn’t a Conservative.” 

In a statement to The Peak, the Liberal party defended their decision to nominate the rock in Burnaby Central. “This rock has the same characteristics as every single Liberal Member of Parliament. Silent, unresponsive to constituents, and steadfast in maintaining the status quo.” When we asked about the Carney government potentially pushing for proportional representation after the destruction of the NDP this election, we got a “ha, ha, no, lol you wish — just like a rock’s erosion, we love eroding democracy,” in response. 

With his constituents and the rest of the country awaiting what happens next, the rock has been sent to Ottawa via an express delivery through Canada Post. 

Student spotlight: SFU wall advocate

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A young man wearing a green t-shirt with the text “I love SFU walls.”
PHOTO: Sanket Mishra / Unsplash

By: Zainab Salam, Correspondent for Misguided Student Movements

As Canada’s top university for innovation, it’s unsurprising that SFU attracts visionary students. Today, we’re highlighting an SFU student with the potential to change the world.  

I am reporting from the Student Union Building, where a student activist group has begun a passionate campaign with one mission: to protect the grey of SFU’s walls. They declare the grey concrete aesthetic as a vital aspect of SFU’s identity. The group plastered posters all over the Burnaby campus to advocate for what they deem to be the superior university design. I can see the confusion of passerbys, as they see the “Make Concrete Cool Again” protest sign, held by a student activist in Convocation Mall

I managed to snag one of the group’s unofficial spokesperson and SFU psychology student, Xan, for an exclusive interview. 

Q: What inspired you to join today’s protest? 
A: A vision of structure. I was walking down AQ halls last month, and I was overcome. The beauty of the grey walls. The quiet dignity of poured concrete. I knew then, I must serve!

Q: Serve . . . concrete?
A: No. Serve the students. Through concrete. 

Q: Right. OK . . . What is your favourite part of the university? 
A: The walls are my favourite part. Specifically, the right side wall of room AQ 5007. There is a water damage stain on the fourth quadrant. I also have a soft spot for the second level of the Bennett Library. The vibes there are immaculate! 

Q: What are you proposing to improve? 
A: I am highly committed to making this campus better. Since I started attending this university, I found myself enamoured by the structure and colour. It’s soul-soothing. I believe all renovations on the Burnaby campus should be halted immediately as they pose a risk to the tradition and promise of our walls. Instead we should focus on making the Vancouver campus more natural. More grey. We need to do away with the whitification of walls!  

(Xan leans over and strokes the wall beside us with unnerving tenderness.) 

Q: So, who inspires you? 
A: I think no one is as brilliant as Arthur Erickson! He revolutionized the way we approach educational spaces. May his angular legacy never be forgotten. Do you know what inspired his design for SFU? Brutalism. True brutalism. Not the watered-down minimalism they’re peddling downtown. Think of your experience walking down the halls of Vancouver’s campus or, worse, the Surrey campus. Too bright. Too uncultured. It’s like being attacked by a fully bright screen right as you wake up at 1:00 a.m. for a midnight snack. Both campuses are missing the distinctive grey that pulls people to carpe diem. I propose we erect a 15-foot-tall statue of Erickson mid-sketch. It’s necessary to commemorate the legendary fellow. I also think a mandatory concrete appreciation course in FASS would do us some good. 

Q: That’s bold! And what would you say to critics who might not like your focus on SFU’s walls? 
A: I say — without walls, what is a university? Just a gathering of people. Maybe attaining knowledge and forming connections. But how helpful is that? 

Q: Do you have anything to say to the students of SFU? 
A: Next time you’re braving the storm with an overpriced Blenz coffee cup in one hand and a Monster energy drink in the other, think about the battles that were fought to provide you with the perfect grey environment. Join our movement. Help us restore the concrete, my dear comrades. 

Note: Xan urged me to ask all of you to follow his TikTok account: @Loving.the.Walls_SFU

Need to Know, Need to Go: May Events

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an illustrated calender that says "Need to Know, Need to Go"
ILLUSTRATION: Courtesy of The Peak

By: Osna Hadef, SFU Student

Soumak Boutique’s Turkish Coffee
PHOTO: Screenshot courtesy of @soumakboutique / Instagram

Turkish/Syrian Coffee on Hot Sand & Boardgames
Kids Market, 1496 Cartwright Street, Vancouver
May 17, 11:00 a.m.–3:00 p.m.
Free registration via Eventbrite 

Soumak Boutique’s Turkish Coffee on Hot Sand pop-up is happening on May 17, bringing the traditional art of coffee brewing to Vancouver for all coffee lovers! With just $5.50 for Turkish coffee or $2.50 for Turkish tea, you can sip your coffee, soak in the atmosphere filled with Middle Eastern music and tradition, all while enjoying a complimentary piece of Turkish delight! While you’re there, make sure to try your hand at a handmade Syrian mosaic board game, and don’t forget to browse the boutique’s collection of handmade ornaments, wall decor, kaftans, Turkish towels, and more.

view of a cottage at Deer Lake Park, Burnaby
PHOTO: Emily Le / The Peak

London Drugs Photo Walk with Fujifilm
Shadbolt Centre For The Arts, 6450 Deer Lake Ave, Burnaby
May 17, 11:30 a.m.–2:30 p.m.
Free registration via Eventbrite

Explore the Century Gardens of Shadbolt Centre at Deer Lake through your film camera lens with London Drugs and Fujifilm. While enthusiasts are encouraged to bring their gear to capture awesome photos of the garden on film, it is also an opportunity for everyone to test-run a good selection of Fujifilm camera gear and their latest offerings. A reminder to bring a piece of government-issued ID and a credit card, and geek away at your favourite film photography gadgets! Passion for film photography is all it takes to participate — no pro skills needed! 

poster for the dead pony comedy event
PHOTO: Courtesy of @cant.fox.this / Instagram

Stand-Up by Dead Pony Comedy
1181 Davie Street, Vancouver
May 22, 8:00 p.m.–9:30 p.m.
Tickets: $11.98 and $17.31 via Eventbrite

Start your semester on a joyful note with real laughs, not the stressed-out kind. Featuring a hilarious lineup including Aryn Mott, Nora Vision, Conor Meadows, PIOTR, Anaheed, Anna K, Eden Kaminski, and Gabriel Vill, Stand-Up is sure to be a show of non-stop fun and positive energy before you dive back into your laptops and textbooks! 

close up of a microphone at an event
PHOTO: Kane Reinholdtsen / Unsplash

Public Speaking In-Person Practices
1055 West Georgia Street, Vancouver
Every Wednesday, 6:00 p.m.–8:00 p.m.

Burrard Toastmasters has been one of Vancouver’s leading public speaking clubs, helping individuals develop their communication and leadership skills in a supportive environment since 1958. The club meets every Wednesday for a two-hour session, where members practice public speaking, present their speech on any topic of their choice, and receive constructive feedback from the club’s speech evaluators. This is the place for you if you’re looking to boost your self-confidence and public speaking, as well as if you are keen on expanding your network. And the best part? You can drop in sessions for FREE, as many times as you’d like as a guest!

Can news platforms build trust in a fractured world?

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A person standing on a sidewalk at night, facing a storefront with multiple TV screens displaying a mixture of news outlets.
ILLUSTRATION: Angelina Tran / The Peak

By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer

We find ourselves in a world where news media thrives on crises. Headlines are designed to scare, intimidate, divide, and most of all, keep us clicking. Across the world and he political spectrum, people are quick to claim “the other side” is full of lies. In this post-truth reality where even objectivity feels slippery, what is our responsibility as journalists? What might it mean to “speak truth to power,” when that act might get you detained or even killed? And how can journalism help rebuild trust, especially with people who disagree? 

When I was 12, I joined a summer school journalism program. One of the first things I learned is that journalism isn’t only about reporting facts, it’s also a business. An interesting lead often took priority over the dull yet important work. At the time, this lesson was painful and disappointing; it deterred me from a career in journalism. Today, it’s what drives my writing — to critique, not just in theory but also in practice, how political and economic forces shape, and are shaped by technologies that produce information. 

In a way, the task for journalists today is a Sisyphean endeavour. In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was a man punished by the gods to roll a huge boulder up the hill, only for it to roll back down every time. An eternity spent trying. Finding, let alone telling, the truth today is like pushing that boulder uphill. With each issue, we might think we’ve clarified something previously overlooked. But, with each moment after publication, new storms emerge and undo the work we’ve done. Yet, we persist. Why? Because, if journalism is to be a tool for solidarity, we must gladly spend eternity trying. 

Why we stopped trusting the news 

Amid the ideals of democracy, journalism has been called the “fourth estate” by Burke when referring to the division of power between the three estates of the British parliament. Journalism, a powerful watchdog holding the government accountable. It was meant to foster an informed citizenry — one equipped to participate in democracy — by providing citizens access to factual information; an always imperfect ideal. After all, who determines these facts? Who has been allowed to be a voice of knowledge? Whose stories get centred, and who is expected to provide the pain? The spectacle? The statistics? Whose version of truth gets published, and whose gets edited, mistranslated, silenced, erased? 

News organizations don’t work alone — they are embedded within broader systems that include governments, corporations, social norms, and societal structures. Prominent scholars, from Michel Foucault on the entanglement of power and knowledge to Noam Chomsky’s Still Manufacturing Consent, have shown how the media often supports those in power, even when disguised in “neutrality” or “objectivity.” Now, more than ever, this hollow ideal of journalistic objectivity is exposing the cracks in the foundations of the field. They remind us that truth isn’t neutral, it has a history tied to power. However, I don’t think this is something to lament. Perhaps it is only when we move beyond this performance of objectivity, which ultimately serves those in power, that we may begin to rebuild trust across political lines. If we want to rebuild journalism to serve democracy, we must begin by asking: democracy for whom? 

By giving people access to facts, it was meant to foster an informed citizenry, so people could be better equipped to participate in democracy.

A journalism of care 

In envisioning this journalism of care, I wonder, what might it look like if we replaced breaking news with slowing down, sensationalism with listening deeply, commodification of people’s stories with empathy and respect for lived experiences? Perhaps this is what real democratic accountability looks like: a journalism of care that acknowledges biases, that recognizes truth can look different depending on where one is standing. 

The journalism we need today must confront epistemic injustices, a concept coined by Miranda Fricker to describe the ways in which people are wronged in their capacity as knowers. In many newsrooms, this plays out as the repeated erasure or tokenization of Indigenous communities, racialized immigrants, 2SLGBTQIA+ individuals, and others whose voices have been historically silenced — what postcolonial theorist Chakravorty Spivak calls the subaltern. When journalism speaks for rather than speaking with people, it reproduces the very silence it claims to challenge. In her seminal essay, Spivak famously asked, “Can the subaltern speak? — a challenge to how dominant institutions can represent the oppressed without reinforcing their marginalization. To answer yes, journalism must begin with listening — not for quick quotes but for context, history, and power. It means treating community knowledge like oral traditions, lived experiences, and collective wisdom not as “human interest” stories but as legitimate forms of expertise rooted in ways of knowing that have often been dismissed. 

In doing so, transparency and reflexivity become vital. Transparency to explain how stories are sourced, whose voices are centred, and the editorial choices made behind the scenes. Reflexivity to turn the lens back on the journalist and their positionality: to ask how our identities, assumptions, and institutional ties shape the stories we tell. As scholar Linda Martín Alcoff wrote for The New York Times, truth is better reached through “a receptivity that holds back on disagreement long enough to try out the new ideas on offer,” rather than through adversarial arguments. This kind of openness is what builds trust, not by claiming authority but by inviting accountability. 

In contrast to corporate media cycles that chase immediacy, journalism of care resists the pressure to produce viral content at the expense of depth. This is the kind of work we see in independent outlets like IndigiNews in Canada or People’s Archive of Rural India. This kind of slow journalism is often rooted in the community. It is relational and cumulative. It might not “break” the news, but it does build understanding over time. In building trust as a news platform, it is vital we learn to sit with sorrow, and resist the capitalist drive to turn human suffering into headlines to be forgotten by the next news cycle. 

This is why I imagine this journalism of care as co-created and participatory. When done ethically, citizen journalism and community media offer a model of participatory storytelling that builds trust from the ground up. In India, for instance, Khabar Lahariya, a rural women-led news outlet trains local women to report on issues affecting their own communities. From covering caste-based violence to the lack of rural infrastructures, these journalists are not “parachuting in” but are already embedded in these struggles. It is only when journalism can thus redistribute power, by insisting that people are agents of knowledge, that we can foster solidarity. 

The culture of distrust and distortion in today’s media is a cry for help, a demand for better. Readers are looking for news publications to move beyond rage into understanding. They want stories that challenge injustice but also help them make sense of a world in crisis. Journalism of care is not soft or sentimental. Instead, it confronts injustice with clarity, compassion, and care. It recognizes that even though there isn’t a neutral truth, examining and unpacking it still matters. The boulder is heavy, and the hill is steep. But in inviting the community to support and co-create with us, we might just push it uphill a little easier, a little further. 

The attack on woke is an attack on education

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PHOTO: Jason W / Unsplash

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer

Throughout their federal election campaign, the Conservative party has been promoting an “anti-woke” agenda. It draws similarities to US Republican politics, especially regarding education. They provide no definition of what constitutes “woke” or any real acknowledgement of where the term originates from — instead, the term is prompted as a faceless threat. While the Conservatives lost the election, falling 26 seats behind the Liberals, it is concerning that they are attacking education through divisive rhetoric in the sphere of mainstream politics. The attack on “woke” is an attack on free thinking, as the term itself has to do with the process of becoming educated.

The term woke originates from the civil rights movement and first alluded to becoming “woke” to the injustices that surround us. It is literally the past tense of “wake up,” referring to the notion that we were previously unaware of an unjust reality (“asleep”). In a contemporary context, the term is still used to highlight the importance of addressing societal issues. However, the term has been painted as negative by far-right groups who associate it with institutional control. In an interview with PBS, economist Jessica Riedl from the Manhattan Institute described Trump’s proposed budget cuts as a clear reflection of his “governing philosophy.” It is essentially a “war on woke.” In the budget report the term is mentioned 12 times and is used pejoratively. 

The cuts proposed by the Republican party have to do with slashing funds to underrepresented areas within STEM, such as environmental research and work around economic equity. Nearly $12 billion is proposed to be cut from the Education Department, and $1.8 billion has already been cut from the National Institute of Health (NIH). Before the cuts, NIH was a thoroughly peer-reviewed and reliable source for health related information and provided accessible knowledge for many, yet it was described as “too big and unfocused” by Trump.

In Canada, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has vowed to end “woke” ideology. In their costed platform, the party stated their intention to “put an end to the imposition of the woke ideology in the federal public service and in the allocation of federal funds for university research.” This plan is eerily similar to Trump’s rhetoric. Poilievre claims in an interview that the term woke “divides people into these different groups.” The framing of the word woke by the party leader is troubling as it completely distorts what the word means. He has deliberately created misinformation around the term as a way to strike resentment towards progressives and create distrust in academia. During a time where inequality grows, the Conservatives’ pledge to cut research funding is a step backwards. 

While the Conservatives will not be in power, it is important that they work on their messaging. With more than 8 million of the population’s vote, the party still has strong support in Canada — especially with 57% of Canadians disagreeing with equity and inclusion initiatives, which aim to lessen barriers for marginalized people by providing better access to jobs and education. The attack on education, especially that which addresses important topics around inequality, should not exist within the party’s platform. Weaponizing the word woke as something dangerous is the true divisive messaging. If the party does not want to be seen as “far-right” or aligned with American Republicans, they need to stop co-opting their approaches. 

UBC professors file academic freedom lawsuit over land acknowledgements

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This is a photo of three totems at UBC, one at the forefront and the others stacked behind the first one.
PHOTO: Adam Jones / Flickr

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer

Land acknowledgements have become commonplace in Canadian institutions, and universities are no exception. Recently, a group of UBC community members made headlines for critiquing the practice. In early April, professors Brad Epperly, Andrew Irvine, Christopher Kam, Michael Treschow, and PhD graduate student Nathan Cockram took to the BC Supreme Court to petition UBC over the language used in the university’s land acknowledgements.

They cite the University Act, which says “a university must be non-sectarian and non-political in principle.” The petition asks for “an order prohibiting and restraining UBC from declaring or acknowledging that UBC is on unceded Indigenous land.” The claimants also request the court to bar “UBC from requiring or encouraging other persons to declare or acknowledge that UBC is on unceded Indigenous land.” 

The request to remove “unceded” from the UBC lexicon is part of a larger appeal to “protect the academic freedom” of UBC community members, as Irvine told The Peak. Land acknowledgements “have been abused, encouraging and often requiring faculty to accept and promote one political position rather than another,” he said. 

Those backing the lawsuit argue recognizing unceded territory inhibits the right to claim “that the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam) and/or Syilx Okanagan people effectively ceded their lands” or “fully or partially extinguished” their rights. Unceded territory “means that First Nations people never ceded or legally signed away their lands to the Crown or Canada,” thus making the land stolen by the government. The government of BC cites “95% of BC is on First Nations land that never had a treaty agreement.” 

The petition cites the landmark case Delgamuukw v. British Columbia, which found that “any title the Gitxsan and Wet’suwet’en may have had was extinguished.” While the original ruling resulted in this conclusion, an appeal in 1997 resulted in a rejection of the findings. The Supreme Court ruled “that the provincial government had no right to extinguish the Indigenous peoples’ rights to their ancestral territories” and failed to consider Indigenous oral histories, among other reasons. 

To avoid compromising academic freedom, the claimants argue there can be no “administrative interference.” Doing so would “effectively erase the distinction between academic work and political advocacy within the university.”

It is clear to us that their claims veiled under the banner of ‘academic freedom’ are, in fact, a thinly disguised attempt to perpetuate harmful rhetoric rooted in racism, bigotry, and historical denialism.” — tqłəníw̓t/tqaʔtkʷɬniwt (Westbank) First Nation

For Syilx Okanagan Nation Chiefs, the recognition of unceded lands “is not a political maneuver,” but “an acknowledgement of historical truths and legal realities.” The Peak reached out to Chief Robert Louie of the tqłəníw̓t/tqaʔtkʷɬniwt (Westbank) First Nation and the Union of BC Indian Chiefs but did not receive a response by the publication deadline.

In a press release from the Syilx Okanagan Nation Alliance, Chief Louie asserted that “academic educational institutions have a duty to foster environments of truth and reconciliation.” The release also writes that “such acknowledgements align with the 2015 Truth and Reconciliation Commission’s 94 Calls to Action, urging educational institutions to integrate First Nations knowledge and perspectives.” UBC’s approach also aligns with the federal and provincial government’s commitments to the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples, including “recognizing the rights of First Nations to their lands, territories, and resources, and affirming the necessity of free, prior, and informed consent in decisions that affect them.”

“It is clear to us that their claims veiled under the banner of ‘academic freedom’ are, in fact, a thinly disguised attempt to perpetuate harmful rhetoric rooted in racism, bigotry, and historical denialism,” the tqłəníw̓t/tqaʔtkʷɬniwt Nation wrote in an open letter responding to the lawsuit. “Too often, in the current political and media climate, individuals who resist the most basic principles of reconciliation and human rights attempt to cloak their actions under the guise of free speech.”

Irvine defended the claimants’ petition in an article for the right-leaning publication National Post, writing that those who criticize the lawsuit in this manner “misunderstand our position.” The petitioners “take no position on land acknowledgements, other than that they are political in nature.” Irvine argued that the “case in no way attempts to override or diminish Indigenous rights.” 

Also requested by the claimants is “an order prohibiting and restraining UBC from making statements or declarations of support or condemnation of Israel or Palestine,” as well as another order barring the university “from requiring expressions of agreement with, fidelity to or loyalty to diversity, equity, and inclusion doctrines.”

At the time this article was written, UBC has not yet filed a response to the lawsuit.

A Mothers’ Day gift guide

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Illustration of a mother embracing children
ILLUSTRATION: Cliff Ebora / The Peak

By: Zainab Salam,Staff Writer

Mothers’ Day is on its way and for those who are indecisive about gifts, or just looking for a way out of routine surprises, here’s a personal guide — let’s say a manifesto — for celebrating Mothers’ Day.

When I was a wee child, I had a brilliant idea to buy my mom a bottle of perfume. Armed with seven dollars and a dream, I had convinced my older brother to take me to the corner store so I could put it into action. Surprise, surprise, those seven dollars couldn’t afford me much. So, I settled for a budget-friendly alternative: a body spray and a pack of gum. She loved it! I was incredibly proud of myself for years to come. 

Now that I am older and wiser, I think it’s time to step up the game. Decades ago, Gary Chapman theorized that people tend to give and receive love in five primary love languages: words of affirmation, acts of service, receiving gifts, quality time, and physical touch. Even though the idea is proven to be unscientific, why limit ourselves to facts in doing something for a person who’s so important to our lives? So let us venture into the realm of the five love languages and explore how to show our moms that we appreciate them. 

Words of affirmation: A handwritten letter expressing your gratitude, and love can be far more powerful than any store-bought card. You can even go for a “Reasons I Love You” jar filled with individual notes. To make it even nicer, let other family members chip in with their own notes! 

Acts of service: Consider giving her a much-deserved break. You can plan a “Mom’s Day Off,” taking over chores, and preparing her favourite meal, so she can relax. You can also create a playlist of her favourite artists, organize an activity that fits with her hobbies, or even help with scheduling important appointments for her. Even simple gestures, such as making her morning coffee, can communicate your love and appreciation. Personally, my mom is never the one to ask for much, but I’ve learned over the years that she appears more relaxed when her day is made easier. For Mothers’ Day this year, I plan on heeding my own advice. I am going all out with breakfast in bed — with coffee, of course! Then, while she is distracted by a carefully-crafted “day-out” plan, my brother and I are going to tackle house chores, like there is no tomorrow! 

Receiving gifts: I personally find that focusing on meaningful, personalized items is a lot more meaningful than going for expensive surprises. A custom piece of jewelry, a thoughtfully curated photo book, or a handmade craft can be lasting keepsakes. Maybe a locket with a personal message inside it, or even a charm bracelet, where each charm represents an important memory. And for those who struggle with crafts, Vancouver offers many local boutiques who will bring your vision to reality — the key here is to show that care and intention went into the gift!

Quality time: Prioritize spending time with your mom. Plan an activity that she enjoys — that can be a walk in the park, an afternoon baking together, or a cozy movie night with her favourite snacks. Maybe you can even level it up by taking her to the annual Vancouver Improv Centre Comedy Shows and share a laugh, or visit Vancouver’s many plays and operas for a classical night out. You can plan these activities to her hobbies, but remember — what matters the most is you enjoying time with her! 

Physical touch: Go for gifts that offer comfort and closeness. A comfy bathrobe, a heated blanket, or even a gift card for a professional massage will bring her joy. Speaking as someone who wouldn’t part with their heated blanket, trust me — they are the best possible gift out there.

What makes the love language approach so meaningful is its emphasis on personalization. At the end of the day, it’s not about how much you spend; it’s about showing that you know her and love her in the language that she feels most profoundly. 

Happy Mothers’ Day to all the incredible mothers out there! You deserve more than just one day of celebration. 

Who killed McFogg?

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PHOTO: Markus Winkler / Unsplash

By: Thievius Raccoonus

The search for McFogg has finally ended. After years of wondering what happened to our beloved Scottish mascot, the dog has finally turned up back at SFU . . . but not in the way anyone wanted him to. McFogg was found floating in the reflection pond holding an onion, with syllabi for economics courses floating around him. Five suspects have been apprehended for their possible involvement in McFogg’s demise — who do you think killed our beloved pookie?  

Avocado Anthony

ILLUSTRATION: Yan Ting Leung / The Pawn

While he doesn’t have quite the history with murder, Avo-Tony (a nickname bestowed on him by the locals) has a history of doinking in the avocado near the pond. No one has actually seen Avo-Tony — he is a bit of a myth — but they feel his presence when they come close to the stony object. 

He may have been the closest to the crime scene, but Avo-Tony, despite his oddities, has never been known to be a killer. He keeps to himself, wears a green hat shaped like a cracked avocado, and enjoys making love to anything that reciprocates his affection. It is rumoured that Avo-Tony may have been dating McFogg before his untimely demise, however the relationship was one of tender love and transformation for both.

The Images Theatre Troll 

ILLUSTRATION: Yan Ting Leung / The Pawn

The Troll has a history of being violent. Sure, it hasn’t killed anyone before, but it could definitely be capable of it. This creature will lash out at you if you decide to put any remotely fun movie on your Letterboxd top-four. The Troll once knocked out a first-year student after stalking his Letterboxd and noticing all his favourite films were comedies directed by Judd Apatow. If you don’t have some obscure four-hour European film from the ‘60s on yours, you’d best hide. 

McFogg was a cinema nerd himself. His top-four on Letterboxd included Seven Samurai, Solaris, , and Bicycle Thieves. Do you think this list would satisfy the troll?

The Quadrangle Reaper

ILLUSTRATION: Yan Ting Leung / The Pawn

The Reaper appears during times of unfathomable crashout. When the mundane, soulless qualities of the 5000 level of the AQ finally take a toll, the reaper comes for one’s soul. The goal of the reaper is not to kill, but to sedate the victims of monotony. 

McFogg, surprisingly, was a joyful soul, so it is unlikely The Reaper would visit him. However, it has been reported that even his joy could not handle the soulless look of the 5000 level.

Monsieur Mackenzie Oui Oui 

ILLUSTRATION: Yan Ting Leung / The Pawn

Out of all the suspects on the list, the one who has committed the most heinous of crimes is definitely Monsieur Mackenzie . . . The crime of being FRENCH!

Mackenzie may not have a history of murder, but his track record is sinister. To be so French is a cause of concern. If you speak to him in English he will act as if he doesn’t understand you, despite being fluent in the language. He also doesn’t consider Quebec to be authentically French. He claims Quebec is a parody of France, which didn’t sit too well with McFogg . . .

After a heated debate once, Mackenzie exclaimed to McFogg, Mêle-toi de tes oignons!,” which translates to “mind your onions.” McFogg was confused by if this was a common French saying or a sinister threat. 

Dr. Milton NotSoFreedman 

ILLUSTRATION: Yan Ting Leung / The Pawn

McFogg was an advocate for lowering tuition for students. Professor of economics, Dr. Milton NotSoFreedman, was not. Deriving his name from an infamous economist who favours the free market, the economics professor believes that increasing tuition actually increases productivity, as it inspires the student to work harder.

McFogg was actually the one making the threats in this scenario, often stating, “I hope Luigi gets your ass.”

SFUtile Facts

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Kaja Antic, Sports Writer

Questions

  1. What did staff find in the SFU Reflecting Pond when they cleaned it out in 2008?
  2. What was SFU’s first mascot?
  3. According to Wikipedia, what was the 22nd busiest airport in Canada by passenger traffic in 2024?
  4. What is former Canadian soccer team coach John Herdman’s signature coaching move?
  5. What is the one deadly thing you can take out of the Bennett Library
  6. In 2012, Ljudmila Petrovic and David Dyck wrote about stuff they hated for The Peak. What were the two things they named?
  7. What Metro Vancouver golf course is the former site of a popular racetrack?
  8. What is the name of the song the following lyrics belong to? “Payless is where you start / you pass a bench where old men fart / just walk inside and take a chance / there’s five stores there for plus sized pants.”
  9. Also in 2012 (don’t ask, just get on the throwback express bus I’m driving right now), the BC Liberals launched an ad campaign that oozed “stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home” energy. What was their slogan?

 

Answers

  1. They foundtwo pairs of glasses, three hockey pucks, a hearing aid, a ‘really boring’ diary, two cellphones, a five-pin bowling ball, some liquor bottles and a sodden copy of the Thomas Hardy novel Tess Of The D’Urbervilles with an inscription that read: ‘She should have kicked him in the strawberries.’”
  2. The SFU gorilla. This unaffiliated mascot hyped up fans of the Clan for over a decade before McFogg hit the scene. 
  3. Comox Valley. 
  4. Using drones to spy on opponents. 
  5. Asbestos.
  6. Drinking out of glass jars and people with two last names. 
  7. Westwood Plateau. The Westwood Motorsport Park was Canada’s “first permanent, purpose-built road racing facility” and was open from 1959–90.
  8. Kingsgate Mall Tribute. A banger. 
  9. Hipster is not a real job.”