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Schools Building Schools not the only answer

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By Benedict Reiners

Last semester, SFU students passed a referendum increasing student fees to allocate funding towards the charitable organization Schools Building Schools, which aims to build schools in Africa. The referendum managed to gain approximately 64% support from voters, something that may seem less impressive when you consider the fact that only 11% of eligible SFU students voted. However, if we ignore the voter turn out, and focus instead on the support that it gained in the election, one can see that there is at least some will to aid developing nations. But, perhaps if we were serious about trying to help, we should have considered more deeply how we were going about doing so.

Schools Building Schools is not unique in its purpose. In fact, its aim is one of the most popular goals amongst western charities: building things, and more specifically, schools. It is undeniable that there is a need for such developments in areas like those targeted by Schools Building Schools. However, when one looks at the number of charities developed specifically for the very same purpose, one must begin to question whether the funding targeting such projects is proportional to those bent towards funding other issues, such as the hiring of teachers, and the purchase of school supplies for the students who are supposed to be learning in these new buildings.

This disposition towards building projects is in part due to our society’s desire to see a visceral return on our investments. This desire is understandable, particularly since it gives us proof that we have done something and made some sort of difference. The problem is that education doesn’t work like that. There is no way we can viscerally see the education, or the improvement in quality of life that other kinds of work or donationscan establish and sustain, which tends to make us less enthusiastic about contributing to such developments. Yet this fact is evident in a variety of ways, not just through Schools Building Schools, whether it be what we do with our money or the mission trips that we send our kids on, in which they provide work as either unskilled labourers or under-qualified teachers, only to leave a few weeks later.

As a society, we shouldn’t stop helping with projects like those of Schools Building Schools. But we must put a premium on other projects as well, particularly those that will actually improve the communities in these developing areas. While we just keep building schools, many children cannot go, as they are needed to aid in supplementing their family’s income. If we are to improve education in developing nations, we must strive to ensure that it is fully and universally accessible, and that doesn’t end when we finish a building. This includes ensuring that families have enough of an income that they not only don’t need their child to participate in work, but that they can also afford school supplies, and ensuring that there will be teachers with a secure income ready to teach the children there.

In the end, the best thing we can do to help developing nations is to not oversimplify their plight. When we know that we’re contributing to building new schools, we cannot forget that the work is not yet done. On that note, there are few who are more in tune with the problems of a nation than those in a nation itself, and as such, it’s important that we work alongside people in these areas, and never assume that we have all the answers.

Vancouver Bucket List: Summer Edition

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By Ljudmila Petrovic
So, you’re stuck in Vancouver again while your friends jet off to Prague and New York. Fear not! Here’s a handy-dandy list to get you through:

MOUNTAINS AND OCEANS, OH MY!

For the three months of the year that Vancouver is not submerged in rain, it is an exquisite city. We have both the mountains and the ocean, so why not spend the day being an iron man? Take a hike up any of the surrounding mountains around Vancouver, or sprint up the Grouse Grind, then head to the beach for some laps. Or — let’s be a little more realistic — take the gondola up Grouse Mountain and have an overpriced beer, then meander down to the beach, lie in the sand, and tan that gut with pride.

TOP OF GROUSE MOUNTAIN

Speaking of mountains, spending some time at the top of Grouse Mountain is a day trip in itself. There are hikes at the top as well, which are less strenuous and more scenic than the Grind. After that, there’s the chalet, which provides a variety of food with a beautiful view. Alternatively, there are stands at which you can grab a delicious beaver tail (of the deep-fried pastry variety) and head over to lumberjack shows that showcase manly competitions, including saw racing. There are plenty of other tourist attractions as well, such as the birds of prey show and the bear habitat

FESTIVAL TIME!

Summer is Vancouver’s prime festival time, wherever your interests may lie. There’s the Jazz Festival in June, for one, with lots of free shows and other entertainment (read: beer garden). The Folk Festival at Jericho Beach draws an eclectic crowd, from aging hippies to curious yuppies. A lesser known summer festival is the European Festival, which showcases the traditional dances and foods of most European countries. Take your pick from perogies, schnitzel, or kebabs.

SUMMER MUNCHIES

The downtown core is filled with carts and stands of every imaginable food, from pulled pork sandwiches to Japadogs to burritos. Grab something to go and stroll around, or snag a place in the sun to enjoy your meal. More often than not, the quality of food is comparable to that of a sit-down restaurant, but it’s more affordable and less of a hassle.

NIGHT MARKET SHOPPING

Warm summer evenings are perfect for outdoor night markets. The biggest one is in Richmond, but Vancouver’s Chinatown also hosts a night market that runs from late May until the beginning of September. They are a great place to find cheap — granted, often tacky — trinkets, clothes, snacks, knock-off bags, you name it. Even if you’re not on the hunt for a “Pradda” bag or “Dolce and Cabbana” sunglasses, nothing fills the early evening like a stroll through the bustle and buzz of a night market.

OUTDOOR THEATRE

Enjoy some outdoor theatre. For those who consider Shakespearean soliloquies to be the makings of a good night, Bard on the Beach presents a selection of Shakespeare’s plays in tents overlooking the beach. For the more musically-inclined, Theatre Under the Stars might be another theatre festival to consider: every summer, two musicals are chosen and performed in Stanley Park after sunset. Bring a blanket and picnic snacks, and get your jazz hands out. Go ahead, it’s dark outside.

KAYAKING

Go out for a little kayaking excursion. There are several places to rent kayaks for a few hours (or for the day) including at English Bay and Jericho Beach. Kayaking is a great summer activity for a number of reasons: it provides an excellent workout, it’s a relaxing way to enjoy the outdoors, and curious Vancouver seals are friendly enough to swim up close to your kayak.

OUTDOOR POOLS

Not a big fan of sand in your clothes? Can’t handle the temperature of the ocean? Not a problem. There are plenty of outdoor pools open in the summer that promise a dip in chlorinated paradise. A personal favorite is Second Beach Pool in Stanley Park (the turtle-shaped water slide is a life-changer), with Kits Pool being another popular choice.

STANLEY PARK

Stanley Park is one of the best places to go in Vancouver during the summer. For the lazier days, you can choose to have a picnic or go see some marine life at the aquarium. For higher-energy days, pick your mode of transportation and run/walk/rollerblade/bike around the seawall. There’s also access to several beaches from Stanley Park, not to mention the Second Beach Pool and the water park by the aquarium.

AMUSEMENT PARKS

The PNE and Playland are definitely crowded in the height of summer, but there’s plenty to do if you’re willing to wait in lines. There’s a plethora of rides requiring varying levels of courage, not to mention cotton candy, games, and live shows.

GRANVILLE ISLAND

Head out to Granville Island: hit the public market for some fresh — albeit pricey — snacks, sit in the sun and listen to live buskers, hit the water park, go to the Kids Market. (Make sure to through the “Kids” front door, and not the full-sized adult one. It’s more fun that way.)

Petter Watch: May 6th

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Single woman held hostage by group of cats

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By Brad McLeod
Cat fancier

VANCOUVER — A local woman in her mid-forties who has been in-between jobs and out of a relationship for over 15 months has reportedly been kidnapped by a group of domesticated house cats.

According to neighbours, Melissa O’Reilly, a recently unemployed librarian, has only left her apartment a handful of times in the past few months and is never spotted far from the company of several shady looking felines.

“I used to see her go out at night to clubs or for drinks with the girls, but nowadays she spends her whole day taking care of the cats and never leaves her apartment,” said one concerned neighbour. “She doesn’t wear makeup anymore or even brush her hair; these cats are relentless.”

Police reports have indicated that these kitties have tortured O’Reilly in countless ways, each more cruel and humiliating than the last. Not only has she not been allowed to go on any dates or keep up with basic hygiene, but she’s also been forced to DVR and watch every episode of The Real Housewives of Vancouver.

Up to 12 cats have already been implicated in the hostage situation, but according to investigators that number is consistently growing.

“We believe initially it may have been only the one cat, who she may actually have had a peaceful relationship with, kind of like a pet owner situation” said Sgt. Dan Murphy, a hostage negotiator “but since then things have spiralled out of control with a new cat coming in the mix every few days.”

Unfortunately for O’Reilly, the police have no idea what the motives are behind this capture and in phone calls police have only heard a few muffled ‘meows’. At one point, a ransom letter was believed to have been discovered on the front porch, but was later revealed to be just a newspaper.

Although it is believed that the kidnapping is an isolated incident, the police have issued a warning to others in the area.

“I think everyone in the community, especially women, need to remain vigilant,” said Murphy. “Cats have a history of preying on older, lonely women and now that the media has picked up this story there’s a definite chance of copycats.”

To ensure their own safety, residents have been warned to limit their can opener use to only daylight hours and refrain from leaving any still milk overnight.

As for O’Reilly, with each passing day it is believed that she is showing more signs of Stockholm Syndrome. In her brief phone calls with police she has shown empathy and even positive feelings towards her captors, going as far as calling them ‘her babies’.

Although many are skeptical that the situation is beyond reach, the police remain unfazed and are confident that they can apprehend the adorable kidnappers and have them starring in hilarious YouTube videos in no time.

Campus Update: May 6th

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Three-legged pitbull adorably mauls mail carrier

Gnarles Bark-ley, a precocious three-legged pit bull, was taken away by the SPCA last Thursday after violently mauling postal worker Kenneth Cole. The Canada Post worker was making his rounds when the rambunctious and scrappy hound proceeded to viciously rip and tear at his right leg with its itty-bitty jaws.

Terrified/cooing onlookers witnessed the three-legged pup reel back to lunge at Cole’s neck and face, only to lose its balance and tumble off of the concrete stoop and into a patch of dandelions.

Sheila Turner, a neighbour told The Peak, “When the SPCA guys arrived, Gnarles had a guilty look on that widdle-face of his. When they put him in that van and he started whining, it took everything I had not to let him out, and to tend to the man barely clinging to life instead.” The dog is scheduled to be destroyed later this week.

Dominick Palmer

 

Man will be unable to wear fedora unironically by 2100s

Scientists at the Mendeleev Institute of Research in Minsk released a groundbreaking new study early last week. Using several complex models of hat theory, the team has worked out that by 2110 it will no longer be socially acceptable to wear a fedora for the purpose of trying to look good in a fedora.

In the report head researcher Yuri Kirov describes the situation as “sad yet inevitable”. “Every year millions of people try to pull off a fedora, and while most are met with ridicule and laughter as they should be, there remain a subset of very charismatic attractive people who can pull one off. However our models indicate that this population is declining rapidly and will be exhausted by the 22nd century.

This phenomenon is nothing new. The study cites past incidences involving the newsboy, stovepipe, and most recently the trucker hat. The report adds, “No, carrying a whip won’t make it look any better.”

Gary Lim

 

SFSS to build new Mr. Sub Building

Succumbing to the pressures of the student body, the SFSS has decided to put all future funding earmarked for the Build SFU project towards a new Mr. Sub Building. Currently, Mr. Sub only occupies a small portion of the Maggie Benston Center, making it unsuitable to accommodate the needs of all SFU students. The new Mr. Sub building is expected to take up around 100, 000 square feet, cost up to $65 million, and have the largest selection of sandwiches on campus, besides the Subway. Although some have criticized the project for being too expensive and wasteful, they most likely have never had the Big Classic Assorted, a flavourful medley of Italian salami, maple baked ham, luncheon meat, cheese, shredded lettuce, red ripe tomatoes and secret sauce for only 6.89 plus tax.

Brad McLeod

Listless: SFUvideogames

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There’s been a lot of commotion at SFU Burnaby these past few weeks as a film crew works to film something that is definitely not Halo 4. Which gets us at The Peak thinking: what would be some video games that could take place at SFU?

  • Terry StarFox64
  • Residence Evil: Biohazard
  • Pokemon: Concrete Gray
  • WAC-MAN
  • AQ*Bert
  • EA Sports Pond Skating 2012
  • Final Fantasy: The Final Fantasy is that your degree will be worth something. (Submitted by Will Ross)
  • McFogger
  • SF-SSX
  • Super Shrum Bros.
  • Heavy Rain
  • Woodwards with Friends

SFSS ends handbooks

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By David Dyck

The SFSS board of directors last week decided to discontinue making and handing out yearly handbooks to undergraduate students. The handbooks include a weekly and monthly schedule, as well as a listing of services that the SFSS provides. The executive committee has tasked SFSS communications coordinator Stijn Daenens with making recommendations for alternative devices.

“We know we need something, but does it need to be four or five bucks a copy? Probably not,” said SFSS president Jeff McCann at the board meeting.

There was some opposition to the motion on the board, from at-large member Danielle Hornstein, arts and social sciences rep Kyle Acierno, and science rep Tarbrez Hussein. “I’m personally a fan of the handbook and how many students it gets to,” said Hornstein. “Even if it’s not being used to its full extent, I think it’s something that a lot of students like, and take advantage of.” She also stated that the handbooks acts as more than just a yearly agenda, it also provides students with information on how to get involved in the SFSS.

Acierno echoed Hornstein’s comments. “I think the handbook is one of our services students use, it brings in a ton of students into our office . . . I’m opposed to this motion.”

According to McCann, last year the society printed 10,000 handbooks, which cost approximately $32,000. Part of that cost was augmented by advertising revenue. This year, however, they don’t have that advertising revenue, as there was no handbook marketer hired in January. The society would therefore absorb the entire cost.

“I agree that some of that interaction and that device bringing people into the office is important, but I think that the specific way that we’re doing this is flawed. We can accomplish the same goal without spending $30,000. We can do a lot more with $30,000,” said McCann.

The board voted four to three in favour of the motion.