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Word on the Street: Roberto Luongo

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Really insulted, they basically just told him that they have no confidence in him as their top backup goalie . . .

Cliff Connors, Grew up idolizing Corey Hirsch

I’d just try to keep my head above water, I mean, at least I’m not playing in Calgary . . .

Diane Clarke, Optimistic but terrible person

Rich, I guess.

Sam Moore, Currently not rich

Pretty stupid, I wouldn’t even know how to pronounce my own name!

Ernie Smith, Currently not Italian

I’d feel like I need a haircut.

Norman Peters, Not seeing the full picture

Victory Square hosts Stop Harper Rally

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This past Canada Day, not all was patriotic fireworks and maple leaf face tattoos. The Stop Harper Day Rally took place in Vancouver’s Victory Square, between noon and 2:00 p.m., with several speakers taking the platform to talk about why they find celebrating the national holiday difficult.

The peaceful protest was organized by SmartChange.ca and emceed by Mathew Kagis. The opening address, which lamented what had become of the Indigenous people’s land and home, set the tone for the rest of the afternoon, with special attention to whose Canada was being celebrated.

The first discussion centered on trade unions and the history of worker’s rights. “If [unions] have the life blood cut out from them . . . we will start to live in a very different society,” said Garth Mullins, a long-time social justice advocate and shop steward at Canadian Association of Professional Employees Local 301. “Although a lot of us aren’t in trade unions, or unions of any kind, the trend cannot go further in the other direction. Let’s not race to the bottom.”

Following Mullins was Joey Hartman on behalf of the Vancouver and District Labour Council. Of contemporary labour issues, Hartman said, “We need to find new ways of organizing together, because when we are together we are strong, and the labour movement is our responsibility.”

The podium was graced next by Sofia Lin, 16-year old Vice President for Fair Vote Vancouver, National Liaison to Fair Vote Canada, and co-director for the BC Electoral Project. She outlined what she believes are the problems with our current voting system. “Our parliament is more notably known as ‘male, pale, and stale’ than our society. The lack of diversity, whether age, ethnic interest, gender, or social or cultural affiliations makes our government myopic and unable to think in our best interests.”

The speeches were followed by a poem reading by Slam poet R.C. Weslowski, titled “Why Stephen Harper Hates Funding FFF for the Arts aka FFF Flatulence.” His verses echoed around the city square: “I love sucking on Stephen Harper’s kronk, it tastes like America. Is that a pipeline in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

Weslowski was succeeded by another poet: Stephen Collis, an English literature professor at SFU, who said, “I for one find the nation a problematic idea or category at the best of times.

“The Harper government and its new policies are the leading edge of the new normal,” Collis continued. “We can expect democratic freedoms to continue to be in retreat . . . more austerity, more cuts, more privilege for the elite, and a continuing open season on this country’s natural resources and the Indigenous peoples traditions.”

His poem, titled “13 Ways to Stop Harper,” included lines like: “When the robots call you, know that this is the synthetic voice of creeping totalitarianism, just give the tin can a yank and snap the string.”

The afternoon can best be summarized in Collis’ own words: “Resistance is a matter of daily life; change is something that comes with every step, every breath, and every word. We are the real government and we can govern ourselves just fine.”

Edward Snowden continues to be published by WikiLeaks after yet another rejection from Rolling Stone

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MOSCOW —  Former NSA worker and notable whistleblower, Edward Snowden, has continued to release top-secret documents about American mass-surveillance through wikileaks.org and has no plans to stop; unless of course he can get something in his favourite magazine, Rolling Stone.

According to Snowden insiders, the young fugitive on the lam has been sending all his writing including top-secrtet security leaks to Rolling Stone, but they’ve all been rejected and he’s had to go to his back-up plan.

“It’s been his life’s dream to write for Rolling Stone but he’s just not getting published there,” explained one anonymous insider close to Snowden. “He’s been settling for WikiLeaks and they’ve been pretty successful, but Rolling Stone still won’t give him the time of day.”

Although Rolling Stone has admitted that they see the value in Snowden’s writing and appreciate his passion, they say they “just don’t publish that kind of content,” and also added on his other submitted writing that “his album reviews just suck.”

Album Reviews: Run the Jewels, Austra, and a throwback to Michael Jackson

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El-P and Killer Mike have reason to celebrate. The rappers each released knockout LPs last year: El-P’s Cancer 4 Cure (featuring Killer Mike) and Killer Mike’s R.A.P. Music (produced by El-P). Their symbiotic relationship is further explored on Run the Jewels, a lushly produced and entertaining collaboration that’s light on the social commentary and heavy on the witty lyrical boasts.

Run the Jewels only runs about 30 minutes — a blip in the world of hip-hop LPs — but its relatively short running time is one of its biggest advantages. Each track on the album is made up of non-stop lyrical flow. El-P and Killer Mike’s emceeing styles have converged over the course of their careers, and the verse-swapping heard on Run the Jewels is as organic as any big-name collaborations of late; I’m looking at you, Watch the Throne.

The cuts on Run the Jewels are as close to classic hip-hop as these rappers get: El-P’s panicky vocal barrage and Killer Mike’s politicized rants are both toned down in favour of old-school bombast. El-P’s production is all percussion and nasally electronics, but he lets the lyrics do the talking.

The duo do allow themselves a moment of sober reflection on album closer “A Christmas Fucking Miracle,” where they wax poetic over their childhoods and offer a fuck-everyone-else message to their listeners. Lines like, “The most impressionable minds get molested and informed by manipulating forces / Don’t fret little man, don’t cry, they can never take the energy you were born with” tell us what El-P doesn’t want us to know: that he’s a big softie.

But by the end of Run the Jewels, the duo deserve to break character. It’s certainly not the strongest effort in the duo’s repertoire, but it is a whole lot of clever, cheeky fun from two of the most talented emcees working today.

 

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Austra – Olympia

Olympia is boring. Torontorian electro-pop outfit Austra have never been interested in the subtle approach, and with their sophomore effort they’ve capitalized on a formulaic, no-risks-taken brand of synth pop that suits them well. Their all-too-familiar sound allows for songs like “Home” and album opener “What We Done?” to become instantly recognizable to listeners old and new.

The only aspect of Austra’s sound that sets them apart is singer and songwriter Katie Stelmanis’ booming, Florence Welch-meets-Karen Andersson vocals. Stelmanis is the album’s focal point: entire songs seem custom-fit to her operatic vocal delivery, and her melodramatic croon fits songs like “Fire” and single “Home” perfectly.

But the band overplays its hand: Stelmanis is constantly in the mix, to the point where moments without her feel like much-needed breathing space. Sadly, they also serve to reveal that the instrumentals behind her are uninteresting and contrived.

Olympia has an air of anonymity that the band likely didn’t intend: very little besides Stelmanis’ distinctive singing differentiates Austra from their myriad contemporaries.

The album’s strongest moments often come at a given track’s opening, but these promising introductions — more often than not — give way to plodding, repetitive verses and bland choruses that make three minutes seem like 10. Even the occasional strong riffs, like that of the Depeche Mode-influenced “Reconcile”, quickly become monotonous.

Ultimately, I have to come back to my central argument: Olympia isn’t necessarily a terrible album, but it’s an overwhelmingly boring one. Its sound seems recycled and plagiarized, and its highlights are awash in a sea of unrelenting mediocrity. There are a whole lot of albums that sound like Olympia. Listen to one of those instead.

 

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Michael Jackson – Thriller

 

How strange it must have been to grow up as Michael Jackson. Having been in the public eye since the age of six as a member of The Jackson 5, MJ grew up under the draconian rule of his father and manager Joe Jackson. Through whippings and name calling, Jackson was taught that failure comes at a price.

His obsession with success carried on well into his solo career, when his debut Off the Wall — despite selling over 20 million copies — failed to make Album of the Year. “It can never happen again,” he told his manager, John Branca. He was determined to make an album that would launch him into superstardom.

With the help of Quincy Jones, his producer and a fellow perfectionist, he banked countless studio hours recording and re-recording take after take. The diet rock-and-roll of “Beat It,” the horror-movie pastiche of “Thriller” and the not-quite-disco of “P.T.Y. (Pretty Young Thing)” are anything but spontaneous: each vocal tic and glossy instrumental is meticulously crafted to appeal to the broadest audience as possible.

In this sense, Thriller can be read as the work of a master salesman. Jackson’s androgynous persona, likable R&B-infused pop and cinematic music videos quickly turned Thriller into a cultural phenomenon.

The nine tracks on the album — seven of which charted on Billboard’s Top 10 — never seem to coalesce into anything more than a singles collection. But this does little to undermine the album’s legendary status: Jackson’s flawless vocal performance and Jones’ squeaky-clean production make Thriller an enjoyable and occasionally brilliant, if a little dated, pop album.

MJ got his wish: Thriller is still the best-selling album worldwide, and will preserve Jackson’s reputation long after his endless lawsuits and PR missteps are forgotten. Its highlights might be overstated and its hits overplayed, but Thriller still has the charming, alluring quality that once made it so significant.

Peak Week July 8 – 13

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The Mighty Oak is a little neighbourhood grocery store, located on West 18th Ave. They carry various grocery items like J.R. Liggett’s Old-Fashioned Shampoo, jars of mustards and oils, tomato sauces, pasta, pounds of coffee beans and more. They’re also a cafe, so you can grab an espresso and almond croissant while grabbing things for dinner. Also be sure to check out their supply of local provisions, like Earnest Ice Cream and The Pie Hole.

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Looking for something to do Friday night? Check out East Van Soul Club at the Biltmore on July 12. The night features soul-obsessed two-man DJ crew Slim Roy and Jonny Was, with their legendary vinyl-only dance party. Dress nice and get there early, as these nights tend to fill up pretty quick. You’re guaranteed a night of cutting rugs, plus tickets are only $7 at the door.

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Studio Ghibli is back at the Cinematheque this summer! The world-renowned anime studio was founded in Tokyo in 1985 by Hayao Miyazaki, Isao Takahata and Toshio Suzuki. The studio has produced well-known films such as Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, and Howl’s Moving Castle. This week, catch Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Castle in the Sky, Only Yesterday, My Neighbour Totoro, or Kiki’s Delivery Service. The Studio Ghibli films will be showing until August 5, so you’ve got plenty of chances to catch a few screenings. Check out thecinematheque.ca for the full schedule.

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Upcycled Urbanism: A Design+Build Project for Everyone, as part of Granville Street Build Day, is coming July 13. Hosted in part by the Museum of Vancouver, the project invites students, artists, designers, makers, and anyone else interested in reimagining Vancouver’s public realm. Design teams have been working on new “environments” made of polystyrene blocks and will come together on July 13 in downtown Vancouver for a combination workspace, street celebration, and public art installation. For more details, check out museumofvancouver.ca.

Treats

On July 13, Aloe Designs will be hosting a yard sale at their Pender St. studio to support the Richmond Schoolyard society, which helps teach children about gardening. The garden-themed yard sale will feature gardening books, hand and power tools, outdoor furniture, lawn toys, and decorative accessories. They’re also taking donations prior to the sale, so contact them if you’ve got something you’d like to contribute. Check aloedesigns.com for more info.

University Briefs

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Federal government to write-off huge amounts of student debt

The federal government is planning huge write-offs in unpaid student loan debt in the 2013-2014 year totalling $175 million. Write-offs are valid in situations like bankruptcy and settlement offers, which are partial payments in case of exceptional financial hardship.

The Canadian government stated that student loans are there to help Canadians experience post-secondary education, and that they want “to ensure that Canadians always have access to financial assistance for their education.”

These thoughts, however, are not echoed by Jessica McCormick, National Deputy Chairperson of the Canadian Federation of Students. McCormick says that debt presents an obstacle for people in post-secondary education, and prevents economic growth.

With files from The Varsity

 

The connection between candy and cocaine

Can a craving for some candy and chocolate really equate to craving a hit of cocaine? The answer is yes, according researchers at the University of Guelph.

Dr. Francesco Leri and Dr. Anne Marie Levy conducted an experiment where rats were divided into two groups; Oreo cookies were made available to one group and rice cakes were made available to the other.

After the rats were finished eating, cocaine was provided, and it was found that the rats in the Oreo group went for the cocaine more than the rats who were provided with rice cakes. In other words, the rats who were exposed to sweets also developed a weakness for cocaine. Dr. Leri hopes that this research will emphasize the dangers of junk food addiction.

With files from The Ontarion

 

University students having good sex

In a recent study conducted by the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada and Trojan, it was found that young Canadians attending post-secondary institutions lead quite happy sex lives. Most of the students who participated in the study reported that their most recent sexual partner was someone with whom they are in a committed relationship.

These findings deviate greatly from what has been reported about the sex lives of young Americans. Across the border, students there sound “ambivalent or . . . fairly unhappy,” when talking about their sex lives.

When it came to birth control, it was found that young people prefer a limited variation of contraceptives, with the birth control pill and the condom clear winners, and other forms of contraception, such as the intrauterine device (IUD), quite low on the popularity charts.

With files from CBC News

Would you like a side of co-op with that?

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The Private Career Training Institutions Agency (PCTIA) is launching a thorough review of co-op work programs at 29 institutions in BC after finding evidence of at least two cases where students were placed in a fast-food restaurant to fulfil the requirements of their co-op.

The two schools in question, the Royal Canadian Institute of Technology (RCIT) and the Vancouver Institute of Professional Management (VIPM), have both had their registrations cancelled after failing “to meet basic education standards, including standards related to its student contracts and the delivery of co-op education work components of its programs.”

The PCTIA ordered the RCIT closed October 5, 2012, claiming its students had not completed programs within the time periods specified in their contracts and that contract dates had been adjusted without the students’ knowledge.

The PCTIA is the regulatory agency for private career training institutions in BC and a Crown Corporation under the Ministry of Advanced Education, Innovation and Technology. It requires private career training institutions with tuition of $1000 or more and over 40 hours of course time to be registered. It also oversees the Student Training Completion Fund (STCF), which, in the case of an institution closure, protects unearned student tuition.

According to the PCTIA, the institutions were given ample time to solve their issues and meet Basic Education Standards as outlined in the Bylaws, but failed to do so.

“If the Regulatory and Compliance Officer notices any non-compliance issues during a site visit, institutions are given an opportunity to address these issues,” spoke Karin Kirkpatrick, Registrar and CEO of PCTIA. “However, if they fail to do so by the set date, PCTIA must make the decision to cancel the institution’s registration in order to protect enrolled and prospective students.”

The main issue, aside from failing to meet basic education standards, surrounds two co-op placements that occurred at VIPM. The PCTIA has confirmed that both students, who were studying health and care management, were placed in fast food restaurants to complete their co-op. Although seemingly unique, Kirkpatrick said that similar types of placements in fast food restaurants have been found in other closures.

For Kirkpatrick, the need for a successful co-op program in BC goes beyond our Canadian borders. Institutions offering co-op programs are particularly attractive to international students interested in gaining Canadian work experience, and therefore must be protected.

“We need to ensure that co-ops are being used for their intended purpose – that is, to promote continuous learning through the integration of classroom and workplace-based learning,” spoke Kirkpatrick. “These reviews are integral for maintaining the high standards of private career training institutions in BC, the result of which will further contribute to the BC economy by being an attractive destination for students to pursue their post-secondary education.”

To ensure that BC’s programs meet current standards, the PCTIA has identified 29 institutions offering co-op programs to be reviewed, most of which offer programs that are business (management) and tourism hospitality related.

“All BC registered private post-secondary institutions that include a co-op component will have their co-op programs reviewed,” outlined Kirkpatrick. “A PCTIA representative will visit these institutions to review student records and compare them with the Bylaws to determine the level of compliance.”

During these visits, students attending co-op programs can also expect to be interviewed. However, SFU Students do not need to worry; the PCTIA will only be reviewing private technical institutions, not nationally accredited university programs.

“It’s disappointing that one or two schools are giving a bad name to BC co-op programs.” said Muriel Klemetski, Director of Work Integrated Learning at SFU. “Our co-op program is modelled after a nationally accredited co-op model. There are very specific guidelines and structure to it, and there are guiding principles and regulations as to what defines a quality co-op work term.”

Since this story has hit the news, Klemetski has been contacted by the PCTI agency for information on SFU, provincial and national co-op standards and best practices.

“I am pleased that the PCTIs are looking to see how they can improve the work term opportunities for their students,” said Klemetski.

In the media release addressing the VIPM closure, the PCTIA made it clear that the welfare of BC students is their primary concern, saying, “We will work closely with other institutions to transition the students who wish to continue their studies to similar programs with as little interruption to their education as possible.”

Kirkpatrick echoed these sentiments in an interview with The Province; “The students are our priority and we will do everything we can to assist them.”

Recent conflict in Syria: a revival of the Cold War

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Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, the world has been referred to as unipolar. However, recent events in Syria undermine this view.

At the onset of the Syrian Civil War, the main belligerents were the Sunni Muslim rebels and the Syrian military led by President Bashar al-Assad, who hails from the Alawite minority sect. While the war has always been limited to Syrian soil, the agents involved have drastically increased.

On one hand, Western powers like France, the United Kingdom, and the United States have individually and collectively ­— through the European Union — taken the side of the Syrian rebels. They have been bolstered by support from Sunni Muslim states such as Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Qatar, while Russia, along with Shiite Muslim states like Iran, have supported the Syrian government.

The situation can be characterized as a replay of the Cold War, and the illumination of the Sunni-Shiite divide as the opposing sides seek to maximize their influence through involvement in a proxy conflict.

The belligerents operating from abroad have managed to escalate the intensity of their involvement. Since the beginning, Western powers and their regional allies like Turkey have repeatedly called for Bashar al-Assad to relinquish his post as President.

As Assad shows no signs of doing so, it has escalated beyond verbal support from many Western countries; in the U.S., President Obama has signed an executive order, while the U.K. has been providing support in the form of non-lethal military equipment for some time.

Things have taken a turn this year with the European Union (EU) adopting modifications to the oil and arms embargo it implemented in 2011. While the Syrian government would still be subject to those sanctions, the rebels are now exempt from such sanctions. In fact, the EU is now set to purchase oil sourced from rebel-held oil fields; rebels can now consider the possibility of arms purchases from Western armament manufacturers.

This can be seen as an effort to counter the continuous supply of arms from Iran and Russia. Further, the timing can be seen as a response to Russia’s recent arms deal to supply long-range ballistic missiles. Not only have recent events shown an escalation in the tension between the West and Russia, but they also shed new light on the growing Sunni-Shiite divide that has come to be a fixture in the Syrian civil war.

While this armed conflict has pitted the general public against its autocratic government, it has also shed light on the age-old tension between Sunni and Shia Muslims. While not all Sunnis necessarily support the Free Syrian Army (FSA), most of the rebel fighters are of Sunni background. On the other hand, the Alawite minority, of which President Assad is a member, is an offshoot of Shiite Islam. This has aggravated tensions between Sunnis and Shias, as members of each sect are increasingly picking sides.

Recent events have given the sectarian conflict in Syria elevated importance. The Lebanese Shiite terrorist organization Hezbollah has announced its active participation in the conflict alongside the Assad regime, while Sunni Muslim states such as Saudi Arabia and Qatar have continued to provide support to the rebels. The dissection of the belligerents who are directly involved in day-to-day fighting based on their religious sect highlights the increasing role played by religious sectors in the conflict.

The ongoing conflict in Syria should not be seen merely as a struggle for democracy by the FSA against the Assad regime. Rather, it should be seen as a conflict capable of putting the wider Middle East in a position of great turmoil and instability as it continues to nurture the tensions between Sunnis and Shiites, and the West and Russia.

There’s a beer for that

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Summer is here, so let’s enjoy some beer, shall we? You might want to put this on your fridge, or maybe study it and impress all your friends with your beer geek knowledge. This guide will help you understand what beer to pair with what food. And if you’re really into it, what beers to use when you cook with food.

To start, you might not know the differences between the types of beer. I’ll give a general outline of the types you could find in a liquor store or a pub near you. For all you craft beer geeks like me, you will know more examples, and probably more intricate ways of describing the brews. I’m doing this to inform, so let’s replace the pompous, oversized faux Ray Bans with some beer goggles, yes?

 

7 beers to bind them, and fruity beers to unite them all

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Lagers in North America are the lighter, smoother, easy-drinking beers. Typically, you’ll see econo-lagers advertised on TV like Molson Canadian, Coors Light and Budweiser. These are typical beers that sell at the same price as much better beers that people don’t know about.

Want something that’ll go down smoother? Try an Okanagan Springs 1516, or High Country Kolsch lager. You’ll see on the infographic that lagers generally go well with spicier foods, but I think they go better with drinking games that lead to nights you can’t quite remember.

Red or Amber ales are designed to be served cold, but not quite ice cold like a lager. These are perfectly chilled when put in the fridge, and taste better when between 5 to 8 degrees celsius. They will have a little bit more flavour, and depending on your brew, will have varying strengths of flavour.

Some examples you will find include Rickard’s Red, Keith’s Red and Stanley Park Amber Ale. If you’ve tried those, see if you can find the Elysian Men’s Room Red Ale. That’s probably my pick for this year’s best red or amber ale. These ales go best with pizza, pasta with tomato sauce, or slightly spicy foods.

Wheat ales (also called hefeweizens) are thicker and can catch a new beer drinker off guard. A lot of people say that these beers go well with desserts, but honestly, I can’t eat much variety with these brews. I’d say have one of these with a plate of yam fries, or some cornbread. Pretty much, the rule here is this beer will go well with more carbs. I’m just not a fan of having desserts with this beer.

Wheat ales aren’t generally brewed in the big breweries, but I’d go for a Rickard’s White for a beginner wheat ale. Some others you can go for are Driftwood White Bark ale, the Unibroue Blanche De Chambly, and the Steamworks Raspberry Frambozen. Whatever you do, don’t try Molson’s Canadian Wheat ale. It’s garbage.

Pale ales aren’t pale on taste. They are more full bodied than most other beers. Slightly below an IPA (India Pale Ale) in punch, these beers go well with bold foods. Think of some bold-tasting wings (not spicy), a beef dip sandwich, or a deep-dish meat lovers’ pizza. Some examples of common pale ales that you can try are the Granville Island Pale Ale, or the Okanagan Springs Pale Ale. If you can, try the Red Racer Pale Ale, the Mill St. Tankhouse Ale, or the Crannog Beyond the Pale Ale.

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India Pale Ales (IPAs) are a branch of their own. This is the step before the Strong Ales, which I won’t even get into with this article. IPAs brewed here on the west coast are brewed with fermented peels of citrus fruits, roasted malts, and lots of hops. The hoppy, bitter taste, with citrusy hints, give the IPA their unique character flavours.

You won’t normally find many IPAs at your local bar aside from maybe Granville Island IPA (a common misconception is the Alexander Keith’s IPA. It’s not actually an IPA; it’s a lager! They are damn liars is what they are).

If you look hard enough, you should try the Dead Frog Fearless IPA, the Whistler Brewing Lost Lake Unfiltered IPA, and if you’re a brave soul, try the Alameda Yellow Wolf Imperial IPA (this sucker has bite!). As for what foods go well with IPAs, similar foods to pale ales will go well with IPAs. However, IPAs will generally enhance spicy flavours. I normally don’t eat anything with an IPA, because they are so full of flavour and fill me up quickly.

Pilsners from North America are like the Oscar the Grouch of beer pairings: people generally order these if they want a garbage beer to go with their meals. However, Pilsners are some of the best beers that are brewed in Europe, and Euro-pilsners are delicious. I’d really only pair stuff like fish and chips, or really doughy pizza, like from Panago (not Domino’s — if you ever think Domino’s is a good idea, you’re probably way too drunk. Get some water and sober up). A pilsner might also go well other things that are battered and fried.

Stouts and porters are my favourite brews. They are dark, thick, and often full of flavour. Have you ever had a Guinness? That’s a stout. Stouts and porters are heavy beers, which means they go well with heavier foods. Poutine is a solid pairing with a stout, as are stews, or something with a bold brown gravy. There are many flavoured porters and stouts to choose from as well, and these can become excellent marinades for stir-fried steak strips, among other things.

Some of the best stouts and porters are brewed right here at home in BC. If you get a chance, try the Phillips Brewing Longboat Chocolate Porter, the Crannog Hand Truck Porter, and the Elysian Dragonstooth Stout. A secret that you might not know: pair a coffee or chocolate-flavoured stout or  porter with a decadent, rich, chocolate cake.

I’m not one to pair fruity beers with food very often, but you can use my infographic to determine what you might want to eat with them. Fruit beers aren’t a type to themselves: they can be wheat beers or ales or anything else, so can be a bit trickier to match up easily with food. These are all beers you should try this summer, regardless of whether you have them with food or not.

Firstly, Steamworks makes their Raspberry Frambozen, which is brewed as a wheat ale. It stands at 8.5 percent Alcohol-by-volume (ABV), which is at the strength of some cheap wines. Ergo, drink slow. You won’t even notice it’s very strong, and I think a solid apple pie with ice cream on top would go with this. I know, I said wheat ales don’t belong with desserts, but this raspberry-flavoured one definitely does.

Granville Island makes a raspberry flavoured version of their pale ale called the False Creek Raspberry Ale.  This pours frighteningly fruity pink — as if something has gone wrong with the brew — but goes down ultra smooth. It has more of a fake raspberry flavour to it than most beers, but mixed with the pale ale works out quite nice. Pair this one with some barbeque wings, fries, potato chips, or bacon (but then again, doesn’t bacon go with anything?).

There are also other beers like Fruli Strawberry Beer and Liefmans Fruitesse. These taste more like coolers than anything else. Pair them with ice cream and sweet North American desserts.

 

Hitting close to home

Think you can’t find a great beer and food pairing on campus? Think again. Both the Highland Pub and Club Ilia have some great foods and better brews. At the Highland Pub, try their wings on Wednesdays. Depending on what flavour you get, you can pair it with different brews. Try hot wings with pale ale, or sweet chilli with either a lager or raspberry ale. My personal favourite combination at the Highland Pub is the chicken strips, side of fries, and a Farmhand Ale.

If you’re at Club Ilia, try their Pizzetta Polo with a smooth lager like a Grolsch or Okanagan Springs 1516. You can also go for something heavier like a Graduate Burger with an IPA or Stout. My personal favourite combination at Club Ilia is their fish and chips at lunch time, paired with a White Bark wheat ale. Still confused? Don’t worry — all it takes is a little bit of understanding of how the flavours like to mingle, and you’ll be able to narrow down your taste buds to your niche in no time!

 

Get in my belly

There are some general rules of thumb when it comes to using beer in food. Firstly, let’s get one thing straight: cooking with beer is like cooking with wine — only cook with beer that you would actually drink!

Secondly, if you’re pairing beer with food, and you don’t have this guide with you, pair lighter beers with lighter food, and heavier beers with heavier food.  For example, a lighter lager will go well with some light seafood, while a stout will go well with a delicious cheese-and-gravy loaded poutine.

There are a lot of different ways beer can be incorporated into recipes. For example, I’ve made meatloaf while using an IPA in the binding. When you’re mixing the eggs, starch / panko / breadcrumbs, thyme, and rosemary (or whatever your recipe calls for), mix in a half cup of IPA for every 3 pounds of meat you’ll be binding.

If you wanted to use beer as part of the sauce (or double down and use it in both), for every half cup of ketchup you use, add a cup of IPA. There are a lot of other beer recipes online, so explore and experiment for yourselves!

There are countless varieties of beer, each with its own nuanced palette. There’s no exact science for cooking with beers, but these are  the most common ones you’ll run into. I hope this guide sparks your interest a bit, and maybe encourages you to broaden your beer horizons as well.

Babe of the Week

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This week’s ‘Babe of the Week’ is Babe: Pig in the City! At 97 minutes of talking-pig-based-adventure in a metropolitan area, it’s one of the HOTTEST kids movie VHS releases of all-time.

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Here’s some more revealing pictures of this week’s Babe…

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