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Breakfast with the Pres

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Last Friday, Sept. 20, marked the first Breakfast with the President of the new school year, where SFU President Andrew Petter offered faculty, staff and students, the opportunity to share perspectives about university issues over coffee and a muffin.

The first Breakfast with the President was held in October, 2011, with the intent “to hear first-hand from members of the university community about issues and ideas on their minds,” wrote Petter in Petter’s Perspective: Notes from the President.

This year’s breakfast was held at SFU’s Surrey Campus, attracting a mix of students and staff alike who were eager for the opportunity to connect with SFU’s higher administration and share ideas in an informal setting. The group of 20 discussed issues that included concerns over inter-disciplinary cooperation, how to better engage students, and a lack of resources for different programs and student initiatives.

quotes1I want to try to stay as connected as I can to [our] community while being out there representing it,”

 Andrew Petter, SFU President

For chemistry graduate student Austin Lee, the session offered an otherwise unattainable opportunity to speak with Petter in an intimate environment. “I thought it was a really nice opportunity to actually meet the President and know what’s going on in the community in general,” said Lee. “Right now I’m a graduate student at SFU Surrey; it’s very isolated . . . I think I lack the chance of meeting people and knowing what’s going on.”

Lee continued, “As a Surrey resident I’d like to get the chance to meet with the President, who’s interested in talking about how SFU is trying to grow and what sort of programs they’re trying to [implement].”

Carlie Nishi, a 3rd-year communications student, echoed Lee’s sentiments. “This is kind of a rare opportunity for a student if you’re not employed at SFU or go to campus often, so I really wanted to leverage the fact that I am a student, a current athlete, and a very prominent club member as well as just a regular student wanting to know more.”

SFU President Andrew Petter feels that the breakfast sessions have servced to not only engage the SFU population, but assist in solving the issues presented.

“I want to try to stay as connected as I can to [our] community while being out there representing it,” said Petter. “This seemed to me one of the number of ways that I could both gain feedback from what’s on peoples minds, encourage some conversation amongst the students, faculty, and staff, which doesn’t always take place by itself, and also be able to answer people’s concerns and questions.”

“I must say, from my point of view, [the events have] been really really helpful,” concluded Petter.

Harper pushes pipeline in Kelowna

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VANCOUVER (CUP) — Prime Minister Stephen Harper was in Kelowna, BC, the weekend of Sept. 14 for a national caucus meeting, as well as to meet with residents opposed to the proposed pipeline projects in the western-most province.

Although details of Harper’s agenda while in the province have not been disclosed, there is a broad consensus that the trip to Canada’s West Coast is to make a big push in support of building the Keystone and Northern Gateway pipelines, as well as expanding the existing Kinder Morgan Pipeline.

The Keystone Pipeline, which has been the focus of intense media attention and scrutiny over the last year, will take bitumen products from Alberta’s oil sands to refineries in Texas. While none of the components of the proposed Keystone Pipeline are to be built in BC, Aboriginal leaders across the country have been vocal in their opposition to it, citing negative environmental impacts.

The Northern Gateway Pipeline project proposes a 1,170km twin pipeline from the oil sands to the port of Kitimat, in northern BC Opposition to the Northern Gateway Pipeline is focused on the company Enbridge, which has a relatively poor record on pipeline safety and security. The proposed flow of oil makes pristine areas of the province potentially vulnerable to oil spills. The oil would be carried onto tankers destined for Asia.

Environmentalists and First Nations leaders opposed to the pipeline say that the government is meeting with them purely as a formality

The proposed expansion of the Kinder Morgan Pipeline, however, strikes at the heart of those living in the province’s Lower Mainland. The current pipeline, which was designed to transport crude oil but now carries refined product from the oil sands, ends at the Westridge marine terminal in Burnaby.

The expansion, which proposes to twin the pipeline, is meant to accommodate more than double the amount of oil, from 300,000 barrels to almost 900,000 barrels per day, to oil tankers in the Burrard Inlet. The oil is then exported to markets in Asia.

In the summer of 2007, the Kinder Morgan pipeline was ruptured accidentally by sewer contractors working for the City of Burnaby, causing an oil spill that forced evacuations and damaged homes and marine wildlife, as well as resulting in traffic disruptions for months after the spill was contained.

Environmentalists and First Nations leaders opposed to the pipeline say that the government is meeting with them purely as a formality, while the Harper government contends it is consulting with all interested parties.

The debate, especially with regards to the Northern Gateway pipeline, has also led to somewhat frosty relations between BC Premier Christy Clark and Alberta Premier Alison Redford — relations which have warmed significantly since their respective election victories.

The Prime Minister’s office has directed senior cabinet officials to travel to BC, starting on Sept. 23, to engage in a public opinion campaign which they hope will win them greater support for the building of the Keystone and Northern Gateway pipelines and the expansion of the existing Kinder Morgan Pipeline.

Thousands feared dead in plane crash by imaginative, pessimistic man

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PHOENIX, AZ — Although no casualties, injuries, or even plane crashes have been reported in the state of Arizona recently, according to the imagination of one incredibly frightful pessimist thousands could been dying right now.

John Kirkpatrick, a 54-year-old man with a lot of time on his hands, is apparently afraid that thousands of people could’ve died in a plane crash during most hours of the day. In the past Kirkpatrick has feared significant death tolls from imagined hurricanes, mass shootings and distinctly remembers waking up on September 11, 2001 with the chilling feeling that hundreds of people had died in a shark-related tragedy.

While Kirkpatrick’s fears are often misplaced, he is always in a constant state of fearing some sort of massive scale tragedy but, somewhat surprisingly, is not afraid of his own death in the slightest.

“When it happens, it happens, there’s no point in worrying or even thinking about it really” Kirkpatrick told The Peak before drifting off in terror thinking about dozens of people who could have died in a  freak tobogganing accident somewhere in the world this week.

University Briefs

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New UBC frosh reports add fuel to fire

Last week, reports surfaced that new University of British Columbia students also shouted a chant mocking Aboriginal people during frosh activities. This story surfaced shortly after UBC frosh organizers were landed in hot water over a chant was reported that encouraged the rape of underaged girls.

Computer science graduate and orientation squad manager Benjamin Israel stated he witnessed a chant of “white man, steal our land” as part of a Commerce Undergraduate Students team called “Pocahontas.” These allegations also came just as the Truth and Reconciliation Committee opened hearings in Vancouver last week.

With files from The Observer

 

SMU grad returns degrees over sexist chant 

A former student of Saint Mary’s University (SMU), who earned degrees in arts and commerce at the university 18 years ago, walked onto the school’s campus carrying his two degrees. He was met by SMU registrar Paul Dixon, where “the two exchanged few words before Dixon took the scrolls and walked away.”

“To me, those degrees are valueless,” Miller said. “I wanted to distance myself [from] the embarrassment and shame I felt from this sort of culture” — referring to the recent scandal caused by a chant sung at the university’s frosh week that glorified the rape of underage girls.

With files from Cape Breton Post

 

Gun club pops up at U of C

A gun club has been establish at the University of Calgary for the first time in recent history, and already has 20 members signed up.

“It’s not gonna be like an in-your-face American-style guns are great, et cetera, et cetera,” Henry Lung, the founder and president of the club said. “It’s gonna be guns can be safe in the right hands and they can be a lot of fun.”

The club plans on hosting social gatherings and trips to local shooting ranges for its members. So far, here have been no complaints against the organization.

With files from CBC News

 

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Bonus American Brief: University takes down pendulum after students “go Miley”

Grand Valley State University in Michigan took down the Pendulum Statue, citing “health reasons,” after students were found using the statue to emulate Miley Cyrus’ new video for “Wrecking Ball.”

The students posted several vines mimicking the video, in which Miley sits atop a large wrecking ball completely naked. No decision has been made as to when the statue may be put back up. Last Tuesday night, dozens of students protested its removal at the site of the statue.

With files from Fox 17

Riddick returns to its Pitch Black roots

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Bloodied, yet unbowed, Vin Diesel has resurrected another of his franchises that was once bound for extinction. After the abominable 2 Fast 2 Furious, the Fast and Furious franchise got a surge of attention when Diesel returned to the series, and by the fifth film everything that was rescuable, had been rescued.

Now, another series starring Vin Diesel has been revived — it began with Pitch Black and was followed by the critically panned The Chronicles of Riddick. Fittingly, the new movie Riddick, is one that has the titular character stranded on a desolate planet, attempting to rediscover himself, just as the director, David Twohy, and Diesel attempt to do with the film itself.

Picking up right after the events of The Chronicles of Riddick, Richard B. Riddick (Diesel) finds himself betrayed by the Necromongers who put him into power, leaving him for dead when he attempts to find his home planet, Furya. Left to his own devices, Riddick has no choice but to try and survive on a planet crawling with various alien predators.

The dulcet tones of Diesel’s narration help pass the time as we spend a sizeable chunk of the film’s length merely watching Riddick become the strong warrior that he was in the first film. As interesting as that might sound, serving as a quasi-origin story for how Riddick became the ruthless convict that he was, the plot is non-existent for far too long in this film.

Riddick is very much a B-movie littered with all the bad dialogue and ridiculous action you would expect.

Even when other characters are finally introduced, such as the seemingly insane Santana (Jordi Molla), and the tough, female mercenary, Dahl (Katee Sackhoff), Riddick does not have enough personality to carry the movie into its third act. There is a lot of retreading of plot points from Pitch Black, but with a significant lack of tension that the original film was able to convey.

On the bright side, Riddick completely understands what kind of film Pitch Black was, and why The Chronicles of Riddick was such a failure. Characters like Santana highlight the fact that Riddick is very much a B-movie littered with all the bad dialogue and ridiculous action you would expect.

The final act of Riddick is when the film soars, and every action scene is illuminated in great detail. The CG aliens that Riddick has to face are sometimes laughable, but most of the time they add to the B-movie feel of the film.

Undeniably, Diesel’s charisma and action star status is what carries Riddick and makes it a satisfying popcorn flick, until the final scene, when Twohy and Diesel turn the movie into an exercise in brutality and violence.

The film ends with an open for a possible sequel, and while Riddick is entertaining enough to warrant a watch for fans of science fiction and the previous films in the series, this is a movie you watch once and forget about completely until it is revived again.

Clan earn first wins of the year

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It didn’t take long for new head coach Gina Schmidt to make an impact with the SFU volleyball team. Just three games into their 2013 season, the Clan already have two wins under their belt.

Last season, in an overall of 26 games, the Clan had just four ‘W’s.

After dropping their season opener in five sets, the Clan got their first win of the 2013 season with a three sets to none victory over the Thompson Rivers University (TRU) Wolfpack last Saturday. Later that same day, they topped the Columbia Bible College (CBC) Bearcats with a three sets to one win.

“I thought we did a good job of coming back from a disappointing loss [in the opener] and just playing steady throughout the whole game,” said Schmidt of the victory, the first of her head coaching career. “[TRU was] able to adjust to whatever came at them today.”

“I think we can take things away from every match. I hope our team takes away the positives from this match and the things we have to learn from as well.”

Surrey native Kelsey Robinson led the way for the Clan in the opener, posting 15 kills and 12 digs, both team highs. She had support, however: junior Amanda Renkema followed with 10 kills and freshman Alison McKay recorded 10 digs in her first start at libero.

A 25–13 set was sandwiched between two 25–23 sets — a welcome sight, as the Clan too often found themselves on the wrong end of close games over the past years. But the straight-set victory set the Clan up to get above .500 for the first time since opening last season 2–0, and the team didn’t miss the opportunity.

The Clan came out flying against CBC, storming out of the gates with a 25–9 victory in the first set, and a 25–19 win in the second. But the Bearcats would edge the Clan in the third, taking the set 25–23, evoking memories of a few blown leads last year. But the Clan showed resolve that they hadn’t had in years past and took the fourth set 25–22, and the match three sets to one.

Renkema and Robinson again led the team in kills, with 12 and 10 respectively. McKay too had another impressive outing, racking up 13 digs in the match, second only to junior Alanna Chan’s 14.

“I love the way this team is coming together,” said Clan freshman McKay. “We have a great coaching staff and great players. I’ve just been working hard and am glad we got some results today.”

The success of this team will ultimately be measured by whether these types of results can continue. It’s early yet, but the team’s improvement — and optimism — is evident.

Successful Connections

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Did you see someone, meet them and were left knowing whether or not they had feelings for you? Successful Connections is a feature that allows people to anonymously brag about it.

Convocation Mall Connection

 I saw a MAN  and I am a WOMAN 

When: July 31, 2013

Where: Convocation Mall

I saw you sitting on a bench outside the library, you were wearing a red jacket and I think I saw you smile at me. I saw you later in the hallways of the Quadrangle, and the way you looked at me when I asked you out on a date made me think you might have been interested in me. Also you said ‘yes’ and gave me your contact information, and we’ve since seen each other romantically several times.

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West Mall Hottie

I saw a WOMAN  and I am a MAN

When: September 18, 2013

Where: West Mall

You: an adorable brunette with blue eyes and a green jacket sitting outside my office. Me: your boyfriend of five years. You seemed to be waiting to talk to me or something. That’s probably because I asked you to come by and meet me for lunch.

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I wasn’t left wondering what could’ve been!

I saw a MAN and I am a MAN

When: September 11, 2013

Where: Renaissance Cafe

Hey. We exchanged a couple of glances while drinking coffee but I was too nervous to go over and talk to you. You left before I worked up the courage but my friend caught up to you and introduced us. We went out together to a movie, but found out we weren’t really compatible with each other and then mutually decided we shouldn’t pursue the relationship any further. That was a good decision.

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You look great in that wedding ring I gave you!

I saw a  WOMAN and I am a MAN

When: October 14, 2003

Where: AQ Pond 

I don’t know if you really remember this but we were both in the AQ at the same time once, only the two of us. I was the guy with the beard and the british accent who proposed marriage to you after several years of dating? That was ten years ago and now we live together with our two children and dog, Mr. Grundy. On second thought, I think you probably do remember this.

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I saw a   and I am a

When: September 20, 2013

Where: The Townhouses

I was in my room trying to connect to the internet on my laptop but we don’t have our own wi-fi yet. I was desperately trying to remember the name of the lead sing for Jethro Tull when I saw you suddenly appear in front of me. Unfortunately just as soon as you had appeared you vanished, then I moved my computer a little to the right and you were back. Turns out it was Ian Roberts! Thanks, we had a real connection.

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Have you seen someone who you then met and got closure on whether they were interested in you? Send a “Successful Connection” note to them at [email protected]

Poets Corner: The beauty of any romantic endeavor is its inherent mortality

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The beauty of any romantic endeavor is its inherent mortality.  It is beautiful because it mirrors life: eventually, it will die.  This, Love, is beautiful because it is only a moment.  In fact, even in its totality it is only ever captured in moments.  That look, those legs lying there, that little smile,

that mischief, that outrage.  Love is a fleeting feeling.  We feel it even in the first meeting,                          we just don’t know to call it love yet.  We feel it on the good first dates and hope for more of it.  For it to deepen. The romantic moment takes on a transcendent beauty because it is a doomed endeavor.  We can say so when we are young because we expect many new romances ahead, and the older folk can say it too, but with more conviction, the evidence of life on their side.

To explore the romantic forest, to play with the tail of Love, that mysterious cat, is to play with death.

At best, we will be long lost in that wonderful forest.  We will hear trumpets for a while.

The cat will snuggle up to us and keep us warm.  But in the end, the forest will become our tomb; Love will devour us like a helpless mouse. This is not the sentiment of a broken-hearted man. No,

Love’s death is the most beautiful thing of all.

Because if not consciously then subconsciously we know all of this.  We are well aware that we are doomed.  Doomed to heart-break and doomed to death.  But we are blissfully, delusionaly brave in this respect.  We are fighter pilots.  Some kind of heroes.  You may disagree and remind me that we are seeking for happiness, fulfillment, companionship, our soul mates; and you would be right, we are searching for those things.  But behind it all, behind all the cowardice that eggs us on into seeking a final answer, we must know that if we are lucky and find it all we will still lose it again.  We will lose everything we have gained,

                                                          and then some.

The decay and death of a romance, the end of the evening, leaves a deeper hole than we began with.  So we can say we are brave heroes or delusional cowards but either way, how beautiful is our crusade! We are hopeless yet we fight on hope.

I think this is lovely.

 

Dusting for Prints

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In our Orwellian modern era of NSA surveillance and spyware, it’s hard to blame tech users for worrying about their online privacy. In an effort to dissuade fears of hacking, Google recently released a list of common — and therefore insecure — password topics: these include birthdays, holidays, sports teams, pet names and, of course, the word “password.”

These days, most attempts to join a site like Facebook or Twitter will be met with security measures that require your password to be a certain length, and to be comprised of a healthy mix of letters, numbers and obscure symbols.

However, with the announcement of their upcoming iPhone 5S, Apple has announced an alternative to passwords: their new phones will feature Touch ID, a fingerprint scanner which will allow users to log in to their phone, as well as purchase items from the iTunes Store and the App Store, without having to remember anything.

With biometric authentication, you’re leaving potential copies of your password everywhere you go.

No more numbers, and no more fear of thieves peering over your shoulder. As long as you buy the iPhone 5S — and not its less expensive counterpart, the iPhone 5C — all you’ll need is the touch of a finger.

It’s easy to see why Apple chose to implement fingerprint identification technology: unlike other forms of biometric authentication, such as voice or facial recognition, fingerprints are more difficult to fake and the currently existing technology is far more sophisticated. “Your fingerprint is one of the best passwords in the world. It’s always with you, and no two are exactly alike,” Dan Ricco, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Hardware Engineering, boasts in a video on the company’s website. But this may be a design flaw: since fingerprints never change, your ability to switch your password is restricted.

Other issues with biometric authentication shed light on why this seemingly intuitive technology is only now surfacing. When you deposit a cheque at the bank, they compare your signature with the copy that they have on file. Though no two signatures are a perfect match, they employ experts who are able to ensure with near certainty that the penmanship matches. Similarly, no two scans of a fingerprint are exactly the same, even though the fingerprint is.

But even that assurance is questionable: fingers that have been burned or cut will not retain the same print, and damaged, dirty or temperature-sensitive sensors may lose their capacity to accurately read the grooves of an individual print.

The upside here is that you’ve got ten potential passwords — possibly even twenty, as Touch ID can read toeprints — but it’s still a little bit nerve-wracking to have your pool of potential codes limited to a few digits  (pun intended).

Numerous studies have confirmed that built fingerprints are able to fool sophisticated authentication technology; some can be tricked by a photocopy, while others require a gelatin mold or a fake finger. Either way, you’re leaving potential copies of your password everywhere you go. Your password is a secret, but your fingerprint is not.

Naturally, debate has already begun over whether the era of password protection is nearing an end. Many have hypothesized that it’s only a matter of time before PIN numbers are replaced by biometric authenticators — of course, this technology is expensive, and banks would need assurance not only that this technology actually works, but that users would be willing to trust it.

NEWS-quotation marksYour fingerprint is one of the best passwords in the world.”

– Dan Ricco, Senior Vice President of Hardware Engineering at Apple

To be fair, the early reviews for the Touch ID feature have been almost universally positive. The new iPhone requires an additional security code — a standard four-digit numeric PIN, as previous iPhones have featured — in case biometric systems should fail. Of course, this is a little ironic, since the feature was likely designed to minimize the micro-annoyance of numeric codes in the first place.

Apple has done one thing right: once the iPhone recognizes your fingerprint, an algorithm converts the information into a numeric value which is stored on an A7 chip inside the phone. No iCloud, no central database. Users won’t have to worry about their most sensitive personal information being accessed by Apple bigwigs — this is especially reassuring given the recent controversy behind Google’s terms of service for its Drive.

But what about others? If biometric authenticators take off and passwords become obsolete, a stolen fingerprint could mean a one-way ticket into your bank account, smartphone and social networks, all at once; and there’s no doubt that some companies will be less careful than Apple has been.

Consider UPEK Protector Suite, a Windows software that allowed users to log on to their laptops via fingerprint. Elcomsoft, a Russian-based password-cracking software, found that the passwords were being stored in plain text, without any encryption. “Having physical access to a laptop running UPEK Protector Suite, we could extract passwords to all user accounts with fingerprint-enabled logon,” they advised in 2012.

The main takeaway here is that, until we can be sure that the technology is bulletproof, fingerprints and other biometric measures should be used with passwords and codes, not instead of them. It’s hard to deny that they’re more convenient, and have a sci-fi coolness factor that makes the nerd in me foam at the mouth. But with computer hackers remaining a serious threat and government surveillance invading our day-to-day routines, we just can’t be too careful.

Manifesto Corner: Men of Boner Hill Unite!

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This week’s manifesto was sent to us by Eric P. and features the demands of a coalition of SFU men frustrated by unseemly erections caused by the shaking of buses as they ascend Burnaby Mountain!

Men of Boner Hill unite!

Too long have we suffered, desperately rushing to tuck our torqued members into our waistbands as we approach the West Mall bus stop.

Too many times have we hung our heads in shame, hiding our rigid shlongs under binders, textbooks or anything that will serve.

Too often have we ridden all the way to the top bus loop because our throbbing units are just too bonerfied to get up.

Men of Boner Hill unite!

Enough is enough, we say.

The Administration spends money on new water fountains, new bathrooms and even compost dumps but cannot be bothered to repair the bumpy and uneven pavement that gyrates just perfectly enough to cause thousands of male students to become victims of unruly and sudden genital vascularization (a.k.a. surprise boners).

When we arrived at SFU, we had naively believed the awkward pubescent days of middle school and spontaneous boners over! We bussed up for our first days, full of hope, eager to start afresh and saw it all dashed to the wind the moment the bus started shaking.

The years have passed and nothing has changed. A black man was elected president and yet the curse of Boner Hill remains as powerful as ever, subjecting hundreds, nay thousands to public shame daily!

Now is the time for change! Men of Boner Hill unite!

Rise together and let your bulges be seen with pride so that our erectile struggle be known and our penises may one day enjoy the freedom of erectile choice we had once believed to be our unalienable post-pubescent right!