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Quiz: Are you SFU?

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1. Which of the following statements best describes who you are?

A) I am a fearless person looking to explore through my education.

B) I am a passionate visionary who is looking to collaborate with others in order to achieve great things.

C) I am a public university located in Burnaby, British Columbia

 

2. Which of these adjectives would you characterize yourself using?

A) Ambitious

B) Innovative

C) Concrete

 

3. Are you physically and mentally able to fill out this quiz?

A) Yes, I am quite proficient in reading and writing.

B) Yes, I am a hard worker who is looking to expand my mind and experiences.

C) No, I am not a person, I am an educational institution.

 

RESULTS: If you answered all ‘C’ you are SFU. If you filled out any other combination of letters, you are not SFU.

What’s on TV this week?

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Underwater Boss

(Premiere Episode, September 3rd, 7:00 pm, CBS)

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A spin-off to the reality show Undercover Boss, each episode of Underwater Boss depicts a person who has a high management position at a major business putting on a disguise and a fake moustache and then going scuba diving.

The Godfather: Part 3-D

(Feature Film, September 4th, 9:45 pm, AMC)

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Freshly re-produced to adhere to Hollywood’s new policy that all movies with the number “3” in the title must be in 3-Dimensions, everyone’s favorite chapter of the Godfather series will air on AMC right after Lethal Weapon 3-D, Rocky 3-D and 3-D Men and a Baby. Just turn on your 3D TV this Wednesday and enjoy!

Citizen Kane: The Animated Series

(Episode: “Rosebud’s Revenge”, September 6th, 9:30pm, Teletoon)

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Seeking to prove once and for all that he is a superior newspaper publisher, Kane’s arch-nemesis, Rosebud, creates a machine that will slowly disintegrate the Citizen’s marriage inside the virtual reality of a computer game.

Lions vs. Vikings 

(September 8th, 1:00pm, Animal Planet)

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Two of natures most dangerous creatures, Lions and Vikings, meet in an awe-inspiring new nature documentary that is not to be confused any other programming that may be playing on Sunday afternoon.

Local Grade 12 students predict that Grad 2014 will rule

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According to senior students at your area high school, the graduating class of 2014 could very well shape up to be “totally awesome” with a general consensus among students being that “GRAD 2014 RULES!”

Even further, some students are already calling themselves the “best grad class ever” and rumours are circulating that their upcoming “Snowball Dance” could very well end up being the “sickest time ever.”

With files from YOUR REGION Weekly

 

Your university experience shouldn’t just be about studying and grades . . . it’s also about you not living in my house anymore

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Listen up son, I know that in the past your mother and I have put a lot of pressure on you to work hard, study and get good grades, but now that you’re in university, I want to let you know that there’s more to life than just school work.

This is your time, and you’ve got to get out there and really experience life, a life that is at least several thousand miles from the house your mother and I live in.

First of all though, let me just make it clear to you how proud I am of you for graduating high school with really tremendous marks and all those scholarships. Believe me, I was really starting to worry we weren’t going to be able to afford send you to a school that is as far away from where we live as this one.

But now that you’ve done that, feel free to relax a bit. I mean, don’t flunk out, but also don’t worry if your grades aren’t quite as perfect as they were before. I just want you to have some fun and make sure you make as many great memories that aren’t related to living with us as possible.

I was starting to worry we weren’t going to be able to send you to a school so far away from where I live.

Listen, university isn’t just a place to learn math and history and how to grow a soul-patch, it’s a place where you should be learning to socialize. So get out there, go to parties, join clubs . . . those are great opportunities to, I don’t know, meet a future wife you could move in with or maybe find some pals who are from some far away nation that you could decide you want to move to and then never come back to Canada.

I just want you to come into your own and find yourself. And if the place you find yourself is in a foreign nation without any phones or way to contact us, I fully support you!

I know I should’ve told you this in person and not just dropped you off this weekend saying “see you at Christmas” before writing this article for your school’s newspaper in which I reveal that I really don’t want you to come home ever and if you try to, the locks on all our doors will have been changed . . . but somehow this seemed better.

So son, please have the time of your life, and don’t just study all the time, because I really hope I never have to see you again for the rest of your life. Have fun!

Women’s soccer begins transition

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The SFU women’s soccer team is no stranger to diversity. Since opening its National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) with an 11–5–3 overall record in their inaugural season, the team has been hit with a bad case of the injury bug. The team’s record the past two seasons has reflected that, and this season the injury situation is no different. But with a healthy frontline for the first time in a long time, this exceptionally young team might now be building towards finding its new identity in the NCAA.

Over the past two years, players like Karm Jawanda — now healthy, and a captain this year despite being just a (medical) redshirt sophomore — have been lost to broken feet and torn ACLs that have kept key players out of the lineup for extended lengths of time.

This season, Amanda Gilliland, last year’s starting goalkeeper who happened to lead the Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) in saves, left the team due to nagging injury concerns. That left two true freshmen to compete for the starting spot, but matters were made worse when one hit her head in practice, and is currently on the sidelines with a concussion. Head coach Shelley Howieson says she’ll be forced to use one of her best backline players as the team’s number-two keeper.

“It’s up in the air,” said Howieson. “Is it going to go in this direction, or is to going to go that direction? We’re going to find out in the next couple weeks.”

Howieson is speaking about her current goalkeeping situation, but she may as well be talking about her team as a whole. There are eight freshman listed on the 22-player roster, some of whom will most likely see the pitch. And players like Jawanda, who lead her team in scoring her freshman year, are returning from long absences. It is, without a doubt, a year of transition for the Clan, as Howieson figures out how her new players—both freshmen and those coming back from injuries—will work themselves into the fold.

“We’re trying to find our feet right now,” said Howieson. “I think the freshmen are going to contribute this year, and I’m looking forward to see how they gel with some of the returning players we didn’t have on the field last year.”

She’s had a few chances to look at what she’s working with, including a few exhibition games. The results have been positive — so far — but Howieson was quick to emphasize that exhibition games are more for experimentation than for the score sheets.

“These are all just exhibition games,” said Howieson, who’s led the Clan since the team’s inception in 1988. “I’m just trying to shuffle people around and see what’s going on; to get a feel for the team.

“It’s a real conglomeration of trying to get a starting lineup set and get everybody established in their positions.”

The real test will come when the Clan kicks off its conference schedule with a road-heavy opening few weeks.

“We’ve got some heavy competition early on in the schedule, but those games will be good tests for us to see where we’re headed competitively.”

But where this team stands now is uncertain. The goaltending situation is anything but enviable, but getting a handful of players back from injury could be a major shot in the arm. Either way, a youthful team has a chance to grow as a unit that could stay together for a few years, and that’s a positive regardless of whether the team ends up this way or that.

SFSS plans kick-off concert to welcome back students

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The Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) board of directors is attempting to resurrect SFU events in the shadow of the K’naan debacle with a massive Welcome Back Concert, to take place in Convocation Mall on SFU’s Burnaby campus on Sept. 13.

In fall of 2010, students were frustrated when headliner K’naan failed to take the stage at a concert organized by several student groups, due to a last-minute breakdown in negotiations between the organizers and K’naan’s manager. After ticket sales for the event fell well below expected totals, organizers were unable to pay K’naan’s total performance fee.

Current SFSS president Humza Khan hopes to have considerably more luck at this year’s event, a Fall Kickoff Concert featuring UK-based DJ Mat Zo, Canada’s Dzeko and Torres, and Norwegian duo Carl Louis & Martin Danielle. These artists will be joined by the winner of an SFU DJ Contest who will get the chance to play the concert.

“The first and foremost reason why we wanted to do the event was to provide SFU with something that it’s lacking for the size that it is,” explained Khan.

“You think of any other university in North America and they have some big welcome-back event . . . but SFU, to some extent, was lacking that.”

The SFSS expects 2,000 people to attend the main event at Convocation Mall, and a small number to join in for an after-party at the Highland Pub.

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The event, which is completely bankrolled by the SFSS, has a budget of approximately $56,000, and Khan hopes that money will not be a potential showstopping factor on the day of the concert.

“The first and foremost difference between K’naan and what we’re doing is that this a student society project, embraced by the board, supported by the board, and completely funded by the board,” said Khan.

According to Khan, the SFSS has a guaranteed budget allocated to the event for expenses. All payments have been made to the artists set to perform, and most of the payments for production have been made.

The SFSS also worked with entertainment companies Twisted Productions and Galactic Entertainment in the planning and production of the event.

When asked about relatability of SFU students to the performers, SFSS business representative Brandon Chapman, who has lead the marketing efforts for the event, said that Matt Zo is prominent in the electronic dance music (EDM) scene, and is an energetic performer.

Said Chapman: “Even people who don’t like his music, I’ve seen them come to his show and really enjoy themselves, just because he’s such an amazing performer. I think anyone who comes is going to have an amazing time.”

Tickets are being sold on a tiered system, starting at $16 and going up to $25. Tickets have been largely reserved for SFU students, with the cheaper $16 and $18 tickets mostly reserved for various SFU groups, clubs, student unions, and departments to sell to their members. Khan stated that ticket sales so far have met expectations, and are expected to pick up once students are back on campus.

“The aim for this is not to make back all the costs, or even make a profit off this. That’s not what the event is geared towards,” said Khan. “What we really want to achieve through this event is providing SFU students with a great experience.”

Sneak Peak: Welcome back!

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The Vancouver Latin American Film Festival

This festival runs until Sept. 8 and is sure to heat up your first week of classes. Featuring over 40 films coming out of Latin America, this last week you can still catch The Bella Vista, a restaging of the happenings that led a medley of tenants to occupy the same building at different points in time in the small Uruguayan village of Garbanzo; She Doesn’t Want to Sleep Alone is about how a woman’s melancholy life is drastically altered when she is forced to help her alcoholic grandmother; and The Bastard Sings the Sweetest Song is about a troubled family living in Georgetown, Guyana. You can catch these and more at vlaff.org.

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New Forms Contemporary Music and Art Festival

The festival returns for another year of innovative music and art this Sept. 12–15. This year, a variety of venues and galleries are inhabited by local artists working in different mediums. There’s a performance by Evy Jane, the two-headed machine that is Evelyn Jane Mason and Jeremiah Klein creating a weaving of sensual R&B and dark trip-hop (think Portishead and Burial with a dash of Mariah Carey). Scenes of an Unsound Mind is taking place at The Equinox Gallery and is a video installation touching on themes of mutation and dichotomy. Check out 2013.newformsfestival.com for full artist details and event schedules.

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Yin Yeung Express 

Presented by In the House Festival, this event taking place Sept. 13–15 brings together food and storytelling. Inspired by the open air eateries of Hong Kong, stories surrounding food are paired with four traditional Hong Kong dishes. Rain City Chronicles (Vancouver’s storytelling champs) will be dishing out stories of Chinese food nostalgia, and Ricepaper Magazine and Kevin Chong will also be contributing on alternating nights. Plus, there’s a bit of mystery to the evening: the event location will only be revealed a few days before, and only to those holding tickets. Check out inthehousefestival.com for more.

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‘Marcel Duchamp’ A show by Guillaume Désanges & Frédéric Cherboeuf 

This one night only, North American premiere of the play Marcel Duchamp is taking place at the Fei and Milton Wong Experimental Theatre at SFU Woodwards on Sept. 22. Desanges is a curator and art critic, and this work, created with Cherbouf, is an artistic exploration of the man and artist behind the infamous Fountain. The play is an experimental work, with an almost poetic, mantra-like script: “Because Marcel Duchamp is the freest man of the 20st century. Because he made this fundamental liberty flourish, he would feed it, all the time, with every breath, every gesture. Because this liberty is his artwork.” Check out sfuwoodwards.ca for more details.

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A Brief History of Gentrification in Vancouver 

The event, taking place Oct. 7 at the Djavad Mowafaghian World Art Centre at SFU Woodwards, touches on a hot topic in Vancouver right now. Author and artist Michael Kluckner will present an illustrated historical overview, discussing historical events like the eviction of the houseboat community in Coal Harbour in the 50s, the housing battle in Kitsilano in the 70s, the Expo 86 evictions, and more. He will also explore possible causes of these movements, with the hopes of following the lecture with a symposium on the subject this coming spring. Go to sfuwoodwards.ca for more.

SFU sues former financial manager

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Simon Fraser University is seeking to reclaim over $800,000 from its former director of finance for the science faculty, Siamak Saidi, who allegedly used the funds to purchase three properties in the lower mainland.

According to the University’s statement, which was released on Aug. 20, discrepancies involving invoices were noted last year by the Faculty of Science. “Upon further examination, [SFU’s] internal auditor discovered information in 2012 that led the university to contact the RCMP,” read the statement. These discoveries followed Saidi’s termination after his position became redundant in January 2012 as a result of restructuring.

During his employment at SFU from June 2010 to January 2012, Saidi allegedly submitted more than 500 invoices to SFU from companies in which he was a director. According to the affidavit filed by Gary Chan, director of internal audit for SFU, “All of these invoices were approved by Saidi and submitted by SFU’s accounts payable department so as to cause cheques to be issued to the vendors in question at the addresses set out in their invoices.”

Concerns over the invoices were raised after SFU noticed that the various supplies and equipment had been bought from vendors with whom the University was not familiar, as well as the fact that the registered office for the companies in which Saidi was a director was Saidi’s residential address.

Saidi, who is currently a chartered accountant with offices on West Pender, is accused of using the money from these payments to purchase three properties — in Burnaby, Belcarra and Abbotsford. These properties were purchased during the time that the false invoices were charged to SFU or or were subject to mortgage financing for which he was responsible, says the suit.

Saidi allegedly submitted more than 500 invoices to SFU from companies in which he was a director.

Although the University has stated that it is not in a place to comment, Dr. Claire Cupples, dean of the Faculty of Science, assured The Peak that SFU is taking steps to prevent this from happening again.

Said Cupples, “I understand that the university is taking a serious look at its financial processes in light of this case, and certainly we in the Faculty of Science have worked hard with our eight departments over the last year to update all of our financial procedures.”

Saidi has been charged with fraud over $5,000, theft over $5,000, forgery and using forged documents. The University is seeking to reclaim a total of $846,926 from Saidi, as well as to enforce an order that he be disallowed from disposing of the properties in any fashion. Additionally, SFU is asking that Saidi disclose all of his assets — both personal and professional.

On Friday, Aug. 23, a Provincial Court Judge froze Saidi’s assets, granting the injunction by SFU against its former manager. Saidi has been in RCMP custody since Tuesday, Aug. 21 and will remain there until Sept. 5, when he is scheduled to appear in court.

Saidi could not be reached for comment. The case is currently before for the civil and the criminal court.

Clan aim to make history once more

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“History” is a word that’s been tossed around quite a bit since the SFU Clan joined the National Collegiate Athletic Association a few years ago (NCAA). The first Canadian teams to compete in NCAA history, the first to win games in the NCAA — the list goes on. But there’s one team that’s been making a bit more history than the others.

Last year, the SFU Men’s Soccer team became the first team from outside America to win a playoff game, and they won enough to become the first international team to make it to the Final Four of the NCAA Division II Soccer tournament. And now, as one preseason poll indicates, the team is as poised as ever to become the first international school, in history, to win the tournament.

In mid-August, the National Soccer Coaches Association of America, an organization representing coaches at every level of the game in the United States, released their preseason rankings for Div. II schools. Simon Fraser was ranked third.

The Clan enter the 2013 season as back-to-back Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) champions, and are coming off a season that saw them finish with a laudable 19–2–1 record. But the only two teams ranked ahead of the Clan are Saginaw Valley State University, the team that knocked SFU out of last year’s tournament in the semi-final, and the team that won it all, Lynn University. With that in mind, head coach Alan Koch isn’t ready to rest on his team’s laurels just yet.

“It’s nice to be ranked but honestly, it means nothing, especially in the preseason,” said the South African-born coach. “The only thing that matters moving forward is wins
and losses.”

Koch, himself a graduate of SFU’s soccer program, will have to earn those wins with a slightly new-look roster. Sixteen members of the squad that reached the Final Four last year return, but there are 13 fresh faces poised to make their Clan debuts. Gone is Michael Winter, last year’s GNAC Player of the Year, lost to graduation, as are GNAC first-team all-stars Helge Neumann and Matt Besuschko. Last season’s goalkeeper rotation of Hide Ozawa and Sheldon Steenhuis is also gone.

But if the Clan’s third-place ranking tells us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t expect much of a drop off despite the loss of some key players, as Koch still has plenty of talent to play with. Carlo Basso, 2011’s GNAC Co-Player of the Year and a first-team all-star last season returns for his senior season. Midfielder Ryan Dhillon is set to improve on his 2012 season when he took home GNAC Freshman of the Year honours, and Germany’s Chris Bargholz returns after a second-team all-star nod. Although the team might not be as top-heavy on talent as in years past, a staple of every Koch-coached team is depth at every position. And if his three-straight GNAC Championships and Coach of the Year awards are indicative of anything, it’s that he knows how to make the best of it.

The team appears to be in somewhat of a transition year, but don’t expect that to slow Koch and his crew down. It certainly shouldn’t stop the squad from competing for a fourth-straight GNAC crown. And after his team returns from a Costa Rica-based training camp and the season gets underway, Koch gets another shot at that NCAA title as well, and another shot at history.

“Lynn University are the National Champions and somebody will have to try to dethrone them,” he said. “Why not us?

“Every team is undefeated right now so we all have an equal chance of having a great year. I look forward to seeing how we fare on the pitch once we open up the season in a few weeks.”

University Briefs

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Former UW professor charged for child porn

Former University of Waterloo professor Sandy Thorburn has been charged with the production and possession of child pornography, along with juvenile prostitution and internet luring after being seized with a 17-year-old girl in a hotel in a police sting operation. Thorburn was reportedly luring teenage girls aged between 15-19 with pseudonyms and faked modeling agencies to gather pictures or sex. The University of Waterloo had not responded to requests for a comment.

With files from Imprint

 

Ontario introduces financial aid for students leaving foster care

A new program entitled 100 per cent Tuition Aid for Youth leaving Care grant, a collaboration between the Ontario government and Queen’s University, aims to cover the tuition and living expenses, up to $11,000 per student per year, for potential Queen’s students who were also former Crown wards or under the care of Children’s Aid. The expenses will split evenly between the government and the university and will fund approximately 500 eligible students across 29 education institutions in Ontario.

With files from The Journal

 

YU and WU profs detained in Egypt

John Greyson, a York University professor and filmmaker was arrested along with emergency room physician and assistant professor from Western University, Tarek Loubani, in Egypt in late August. The pair was heading for Gaza via Cairo to shoot a documentary and train local doctors, respectively, when they were detained by Egyptian police. The arrests occurred on an extra night stay for the professors due to an unexpected delay at the border, and the reason for the arrests is still unknown.

With files from Excalibur