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PNE: Why Game of Thrones, why Mosaic Music Series, why now?

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Sex, violence, and war have been a recent recipe for many television series — it seems that without any one of these, a series falls short of becoming a likely success. The popular HBO series, Game of Thrones, derived from George R.R. Martin’s series of fantasy novels A Song of Ice and Fire, leads the way with an audience that spans across generations from teenagers to adults.

The exhibition at this year’s Fair at the PNE gave fans an inside look at the highly acclaimed show, featuring a collection of nearly 100 original artifacts, including elaborate costumes and props such as the Iron Throne. It also featured a 4D interactive Oculus Rift experience that placed attendees within the world of Westeros. Notably, the exhibition was one of the biggest hits of the fair, with line-ups spanning three hours long and reaching its capacity for the day.

“We think that the holistic entertainment program of the 2014 fair has been well received, said PNE spokeswoman Laura Balance, “but certainly the Game of Thrones exhibit has been a very important piece of the overall program. We think it is very much one of the big hits of the fair to date.”

The exhibit is very timely as Game of Thrones has become one of the most talked about shows on television. The show has a cult-based audience captivated by the storyline’s premise: who is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne? It helps, of course, that Game of Thrones depicts its characters as flawed people. We are both captivated and appalled by the actions of its characters: Tyrion Lannister is a master of manipulation with a prodigious capacity for never-ending wine and women, Daenerys Targareyen, better known as the ‘Mother of Dragons,’ leads her faithful unsullied army with strength and determination, and Joffrey Baratheon viciously rules his court. Fairgoers can see many of the costumes, iconic artifacts, weaponry, and crowns that their favourite characters use on screen.

Another fan favourite at this year’s fair was the new Mosaic Music Series that consisted of local, cultural, and iconic acts performed nightly on the Chevrolet Performance Stage. This year’s lineup included some popular local artists such as Victoria Duffield and Hey Ocean! and of course, the 75th anniversary of Vancouver’s legend, Dal Richard’s annual performance at the Fair at the PNE.

Despite the PNE’s effort to reduce admission and parking rates by 20 per cent, last year’s attendance was a low 712,049 — significantly short of its projected 800,000. Balance explained that Game of Thrones is exactly what the PNE needed to stay on top of providing up-to-date entertainment and finally boost attendance. “We are always looking for fantastic entertainment and exhibit opportunities for the fair. When we learned about the Game of Thrones exhibition, we identified that it was a great fit for the fair.” The Fair will have to continue to offer these kinds of innovative experiences to increase attendance and revenue in the coming years.

 

 

Five fall albums to look forward to

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Aphex Twin – Syro

Holy shit, seriously? Even Richard D. James’ most diehard fans long ago gave up hope that the mercurial madman would ever follow up his 2001 effort Drukqs with anything other than the occasional reissue. But, lo and behold, after sending a blimp across the sky bearing his stage name and planting release info in the darkest recesses of the Internet, Aphex Twin is finally back with a new studio album. To be honest, I have absolutely no idea what to expect — but that’s part of the fun, right? If nothing else, Syro promises to be one of the most fascinating records in recent memory. I mean, after 13 years of buildup, James can’t let us down now, can he?

Vashti Bunyan – Heart Leap

Underground folkie-cum-Animal Collective collaborator Bunyan has released only two albums across a 40 year career — that makes the upcoming Heart Leap, her third and self-described last LP, worth looking forward to. Bunyan is known and beloved for the gentle, intimate folk that’s best listened to in silence with a cup of tea in hand; something of a rarity in the current musical landscape. With the summer waning and the Vancouver rain promising to return, expect Heart Leap to serve as a perfect companion during those long wintry nights.

Deerhoof – La Isla Bonita

Their follow-up to 2012’s underappreciated Breakup Song, Deerhoof’s upcoming La Isla Bonita is sure to be just as unconventional and noteworthy as the rest of their canon. If press releases and first single “Exit Only” are to be trusted, the record will have more of a rock-’n’-roll flavour than the band’s last few albums; Sonic Youth, Lou Reed, and David Byrne are all said to have been big influences. Deerhoof remain an acquired taste, but once you’ve acquired it, you’ll always be hungry for more — which is exactly what La Isla Bonita promises. (Plus, it was recorded live — how cool is that?)

Flying Lotus – You’re Dead!

Electronic guru Flying Lotus (née Steve Ellison) has never been shy sharing information about his upcoming projects — fans of his have known that he’s been working on a new record for months, and original artwork for each of You’re Dead!’s 19 tracks have been released on his personal Tumblr in anticipation of its October release date. Frankly, Ellison hasn’t missed a beat since his debut back in 2006, and this new record — which he’s described as a fatalistic pastiche of prog, jazz, and hip-hop beats — is likely to continue the trend. Guest spots from Kendrick Lamar and Snoop Dogg are sure to be album highlights.

Kendrick Lamar – Untitled third studio album

Okay, I’m cheating a little bit here. Lamar’s much-anticipated follow up to good kid, m.A.A.d city, my number one record of 2012, has yet to be officially announced. Still, Lamar has made clear it’s in the works, and even went so far as to predict a September 2014 release date during an interview with Billboard earlier this year. Let’s hope that’s true. Lamar is head and shoulders above most emcees right now, and I know I’m not the only one holding my breath waiting to see how he follows up one of the best hip-hop records in recent memory. Fans need only hope Lamar’s perfectionism doesn’t get the better of him — he told Complex that he’s recorded between 30 and 40 songs so far, but has yet to settle on a tracklist. Don’t ever change, Kendrick.

Five sure signs it’s almost fall at SFU

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1. The levels of chlorophyll in a deciduous tree’s organs begin to drop, in response to lower temperatures and reduced hours of daylight.

2. Following the summer solstice, the Earth has begun to shift its rotation so that the Northern Hemisphere is increasingly angled away from the sun.

3. The daily mean temperature for the city of Burnaby is 2.4 degrees lower than the month before, going from 17 to 14.6 degrees Celsius.

4. The Thai government is about to end their fiscal year, starting a new one on October 1.

5. It takes you 20 minutes just to find a darn computer to print something off on.

Previously home-schooled student shocks new classmates by being totally normal

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Classmates are still struggling to understand how such a seemingly-regular girl was once home-schooled.

Students of Mrs. Jamieson’s Grade Seven class were shocked to learn that the new girl, Susan Barns, who was once described by her classmates as “perfectly normal,” had in fact been home-schooled for most of her young life.

Barns, 12, recently moved to Vancouver from Telegraph Cove, a small city located on Vancouver Island. While public education was available to her via commute to another city, Barns’ parents made the decision to deprive her of any sense of normalcy or chance at having a well-balanced upbringing.

“When Susan told me she’d been home-schooled up until this year, I thought to myself, ‘What, is this someone’s idea of a sick joke?’” a source in Jamieson’s class told The Peak. “I have a sense of humour, but this is just taking things too far.”

Barns’ reputation as being formerly home-schooled has already led to repercussions in the Grade Seven community. Several students have been forced to throw away items previously lent to Barns, while another classmate was forced to delete her birthday event on Facebook and create a new one excluding Barns.

“Usually we can spot a home-schooled kid from a mile away,” said Travis Curls, reported class bully. “That way we can start making them feel alienated right away. The new girl had everyone fooled.”

Upon further investigation, it was also revealed that Barns’ family isn’t even religious, further deepening the mystery of how a normal, non-religious zealot came to learn from her parents within the comfort of their home. It’s possible that Barns was hypnotized during her first seven years of schooling into believing she isn’t religious — while subconsciously being a devoted Catholic or Mormon — but this is just wild speculation.

When The Peak contacted Mrs. Jamieson to comment on her freakishly normal student, she told reporters that, “In my classroom, I tell my kids to follow the Golden Rule and treat people the way they want to be treated themselves. Therefore I will be contacting Mr. and Mrs. Barns immediately and asking them how they would have liked it if their parents had forced them to be home-schooled.”

A Comic

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A comic

Solo Cup of lukewarm tap water declared most powerful sanitizing agent in the world

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All other cleaning methods leading to this have simply been foreplay.

In a move that could very well change the way in which humans deal with sanitation and sterilization, attendees of a Tight and Bright party last week have discovered the most efficient, fast-acting way of killing nearly every trace of bacteria on a surface: a red Solo Cup filled with lukewarm water from the tap.

“We were setting up cups for a game of beer pong when someone asked for an extra one,” Tiffany Marsh said, recounting the extraordinary events leading up to the discovery. “He said he wanted to use a rinse cup for the ball, since the table was pretty gnarly from the game before us. Also, I think someone had puked on it earlier.”

Once the game was officially underway, the pingpong ball repeatedly bounced off the table onto the beer-crusted floor underneath, and even into a nearby fern plant. Marsh was sure the ball would never be fit to be sank into cups of beer again.

“Each time one of us missed the table, I thought to myself, ‘That’s it. That ball is done for.’”

However, just when all hope was lost and several party attendees had written the ball off as a dirt-covered germ orgy, the mysterious newcomer dropped it into the Solo Cup, dunked it a few times, and then haphazardly wiped the ball off on his shirt. Though no actual test was conducted to see how effective or thorough the ball had been cleaned, attendees agreed that the Solo Cup had rid it of all previous contaminants.

“Now I know how Thomas Edison must have felt after inventing the lightbulb,” Marsh said, though likely downplaying the moment’s importance.

While the discovery’s scope is limited at this time, it’s possible that Solo Cups of water will have a dramatic impact on the way hospitals sterilize tools and environments; the food hospitality industry is also speculated to undergo changes in how sanitation standards are upheld. Even the recent Ebola epidemic — the largest in history — could become a testing ground for the new disinfecting method.

“It’s unclear at this time what effect this new super sanitizing agent might have in the current outbreak,” said Tim Riggins, spokesperson for the World Health Organization, “but one thing is for certain: whoever’s bright idea it was to use a cup full of water to supposedly clean off a pingpong ball while playing a drinking game, deserves a medal. Reeeeeally good job on that one.”

Living with acid reflux

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Each time I ingest food, I am plagued afterward by a burning sensation, as if a fiery creature has burst through my stomach, clawed up my esophagus, and into my throat. I wince in pain and massage my chest as bile enters my mouth. I have what is called Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD), a chronic condition that impacts my lifestyle choices more significantly than one would think.

For those of you who are unsure, acid reflux occurs when contents in the stomach back up into the esophagus midway through digestion. The pain is caused when the stomach acid hits the esophageal lining, which does not have the protection from acidity that the stomach does. This would explain the searing discomfort I feel when I awake in the middle of the night to unbearable pain and half-digested food in my throat. If not controlled, chronic heartburn can erode the esophageal lining completely, and even cause cancer.

The surprising truth is that GERD is becoming increasingly common in younger demographics. Some researchers blame this fact on the degrading quality of the North American diet. Others look at environmental factors, such as air quality and pollution.

But what saddens me is that many people who don’t have GERD tend to view my condition as petty and insignificant. When compared with fatal diseases, I’ve had people scoff at my condition for being easy to maintain or avoid. Most doctors I’ve seen simply say, “Avoid brown drinks and take a Tums before you go to bed. Your heartburn will clear up soon.” The reality is that GERD has tormented me for nearly a decade, and has caused me to significantly alter my lifestyle — the foods I eat, the positions in which I sleep, even my clothing choices.

GERD is becoming increasingly common in younger demographics.

A few years ago, though, I came to find a silver lining in my condition. I once told a friend in annoyance that to control my reflux I’d have to eat foods without spices, fruit and vegetables without preservatives, lean meat, no sugar, and drink lots of water, all while maintaining portion-control and refraining from food a few hours before bedtime. To which he replied, “That’s kind of a nice disease to have!”

I then realized I’d essentially outlined a healthy diet plan, one that would make Jenny Craig nod her head and smile. I further realized that my GERD had provided me with an opportunity that not many people have — an opportunity to, perhaps, eat in a way that would save me from not only acid reflux, but from a plethora of other health-related problems.

After finally seeing a physician who recognized the longevity of my condition and strongly affirmed this proper heartburn-free diet, I’ve been trying the best I can to live a healthy lifestyle. After all, if I don’t, it hurts!

Of course, there are times when I shamelessly pop a Tums and inhale a cheeseburger, and while I’ve cut back significantly on my coffee intake, giving it up entirely is out of the question! But indulgence once in a while is mostly pain-free, and I’m certainly fine with that.

All in all, I think it’s important to recognize the problems we may have, and to think of the benefits that could arise from these. Life is easier when we take our disadvantages and turn them into something that could benefit us, no matter how difficult these advantages may be to find. While eating has not been all that kind to me, I feel somewhat privileged to have a stomach that literally tells me when something is not good for me. Here’s to being my own personal nutritionist!

To read, or not to read

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How do the words of a dead man affect you? In Shakespeare’s case, the ways could be countless. This year marked the Bard’s 450th birthday, and consequently raised the following question: are his works still relevant today?

The answer is simple — yes. Shakespeare’s literature is every bit as relevant to our modern society as it was to the average bloke of Elizabethan England. Through prose and plot he established timeless themes, coined new words and sparked centuries of adaptations.

Some argue that Shakespeare’s works are outdated, as they fail to mirror modern life. This simply isn’t true. Every year, authors release adaptations of his iconic dramas and comedies, transforming messengers from the Renaissance age into smartphones, and daggers into guns.

Every summer Bard on the Beach, a Shakespeare festival here in Vancouver, presents both traditional and modern re-enactments of plays that bring to life truisms of our society. Modern adaptations also allow for new generations to connect to the characters and stories in a different way, and bring about new interpretations.

To those who claim we can ignore Shakespeare, or write him off as a relic of literary past, I say that an understanding of his works is needed if you wish to fully understand many stories from the 20th and 21st centuries. There are countless authors and filmmakers who have included references to the Bard’s work in their own, and who have built their plots as a branch from his.

The argument that Shakespeare is just too tough to read is nothing more than laziness.

Aldous Huxley used the title Brave New World for his acclaimed novel, in reference to Shakespeare’s The Tempest. The Lion King, a well-known and loved children’s movie, is based off the iconic play Hamlet. To enrich the modern experience, one must read and study Shakespeare to pick up on references other great authors have made.

From a purely linguistic point of view, Shakespeare remains indispensable to the English language. He coined new phrases, words, and grammatical concepts in all of his works. If you’ve ever been told “the world is your oyster” or “neither a borrower nor a lender be,” then you’re hearing people reiterate just a few of the phrases Shakespeare crafted in his scripts. We must examine these scripts if we wish to understand how modern English was developed.

Some argue that Shakespeare’s writing is antiquated and difficult to read, and should therefore be abandoned — but that just isn’t a good enough reason to rob our society of his literature. There are certainly sections where the words and grammar are difficult to follow, but do we really want to tell the next generation of readers not to bother because it’s too hard?

The argument that Shakespeare is just too tough to read is nothing more than laziness. We should push ourselves to understand Shakespeare’s early modern style; otherwise we are suggesting that if something seems difficult, it’s not worth pursuing.

Storytelling is a structure that borrows the best blocks of the past to build a more fantastic and entertaining literary future. If you cut a row of blocks from the bottom, you risk the collapse of enlightened literary possibilities. Shakespeare laid the groundwork for English literature that would follow centuries after his death. The lively plots, variety of characters, and hilarious wit make it so everyone can find a part of the story to relate too. So take the time to read, appreciate, and reflect on Shakespeare’s works. I promise you won’t regret it.

Main street Massacre is a work of art

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A recent online video game entitled “Main Street Massacre” has sparked a furious commotion from Vancouver’s public transit system, Translink, over the last couple of weeks. The violent game, which depicts an angry construction worker as he guns down pedestrians at a station labelled Main Street, has had Translink’s lawyers on the prowl, and the media clawing at any information they can get their hands on.

But amidst the accusations that the game will provoke violence at Skytrain stations, and that it infringes on Translink’s intellectual property, what the public seems to overlook is that the game is, first and foremost, an item of artistic expression.

Colin Palmer, the game’s creator, remains rooted in his intentions, telling CBC that “it’s a work of art,” a “political statement,” and that it was designed to be “provocative.” I have no trouble in seeing this game as exactly that.

In light of the game’s media coverage, many Skytrain-goers have expressed anxiety over their safety while taking public transit. The Province recently interviewed commuters on the subject, many of which claimed the game is “too close to home” and will incite violence in Vancouver’s public spaces. Palmer, however, quickly removed Translink’s logo from the game to cut its ties with Vancouver, and to avoid clash with copyright law.

The game’s setting resembles just about any other subway station there is; players shouldn’t give the setting a second thought and should only see the game as a general protest of public transit. If the public feels that its safety is threatened, this is due to the media’s over-saturation of the story as a ‘game that promotes violence at Skytrain stations,’ and not the actual game itself.

Palmer’s game is a provocative and reasonable statement on public transit.

It’s an artistic piece — Palmer felt the need to be creative in expressing his frustrations. He mirrors his video game’s character, as they are both construction workers, managing stressful jobs that have them under physical and mental strain throughout the day. To have public transit break down after this busy workday only adds to Palmer’s (and his character’s) stress.

Main Street Massacre allowed Palmer to release his frustrations in a safe and harmless manner, while also making a political statement about the quality of public transit. If anything, the game should act as a jolt of realization for Translink to clean up its act and to start brainstorming strategies that will make its transit system run smoothly.

What also bothers me about this situation is that the hype surrounding the game seems to have arisen, at least in part, from the type of medium in which this form of expression is presented. If the same narrative were told on a poster, or through a song, would the news still buzz with excitement on the issue? Would Translink be as furious as it is now? Would lawyers be as adamant to remove it from the internet?

Thankfully, I am not one to see an issue with Main Street Massacre. With the countless other violent video games plaguing the internet, I do not feel my safety is any more at risk than it normally would be while taking the Skytrain. Palmer’s game is a provocative and reasonable statement on public transit, and is expressed with creativity. It’s a move that more people should really take the time to consider.

It’s time to stand with Israel

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Toward the end of the summer, newsfeeds throughout the world were dominated by yet another conflict in Israel, as the terrorist group Hamas began indiscriminately firing rockets at Israeli cities. Despite multiple attempted cease-fires, the conflict continues, and there does not appear to be an end in sight. Incredibly, this overseas conflict, in a country with less land mass than Vancouver Island, is having an effect on our own nation.

At the provincial level, Premier Christy Clark came under fire for a letter written to The Centre for Israel and Jewish Affairs, demonstrating her support for Israel in the conflict.

Though the letter itself did not contain anything incredibly offensive or inflammatory, it was called outrageous by Hanna Kawas, the chairman of the Canada Palestine Association, who claimed that it was “ignorant of facts on the ground” and that Clark “should not be speaking on behalf of British Columbians on the matter.” Kawas’ statement is, in itself, ignorant of the fact that as the democratically elected leader of the province, speaking on behalf of British Columbians is part of Clark’s job.

Kawas was not the only one upset by statements made by politicians regarding the crisis in Israel. The usual critics have emerged from the woodwork to criticize the government’s pro-Israel stance.

Sana Hassainia, MP for Verchères Les Patriotes, recently quit the NDP in protest of the party’s stance on the conflict in Gaza. The worst thing about critics like Hassainia is the incredibly shaky ground they stand on, as the statements they criticize seem to hone in on only part of the story.

There is every indication that Israel is doing what it can to avoid civilian deaths.

Hassainia singled out the first NDP press release, which simply stated that “Israel has the right to defend itself against terrorist attacks by Hamas.” This statement caused her to label the NDP a blatantly “pro-Israel party,” despite the fact that leader Tom Mulcair recently shifted his opinions, with statements surrounding the deaths of innocent civilians killed in the line of fire. Mulcair’s full statement was that “Israel has the right to defend its citizens from these attacks, while doing its utmost to protect civilians.”

Truth be told, the pro-Israel position is one that’s been widely adopted by the Canadian political establishment, though with varying degrees of concern for the deaths of civilians. Even Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau has condemned Hamas’ attacks and “commended [Israel] for having accepted the ceasefire proposals, demonstrating its commitment to peace.”

Alongside that of Mulcair, Trudeau’s statement echoes those made by Prime Minister Harper, forming a rare occurrence in Canadian politics: all three parties actually agree on something.

To be honest, it’s difficult to disagree with the statement “we support a country’s right to defend itself against terrorist attacks.” While civilian deaths are tragic, there is every indication that Israel is doing what it can to avoid these deaths, including calling intended targets in advance to warn civilians to evacuate, and sometimes dropping non-lethal sound bombs to announce an impending attack.

Perhaps we shouldn’t judge this conflict at all, but when one examines the stories behind the headlines, one sees that the true story is not as black and white, as many like to believe. When the Liberals, the NDP, and the Conservatives all agree on something, there must be merit to this agreement. Perhaps it is time to truly stand with Israel.