SPOOF: SFU’s Firsts and Lasts of 2016

Firsts March 13 – First time president Petter emerged from his office after five months of hibernation April 21 – First time the Highland Pub shockingly...

SPOOF: The Mascot of the Year

It’s midday on Burnaby Mountain and the air is thin and frosty. With the exam period over and the new semester still weeks away,...

SPOOF: Don’t fall asleep with your microwave!

Microwaves cook our meals, keep our time, make phone calls, scan and interpret our Internet history, store our music, create social media posts on...

You’ll never guess who Andrew Petter is!

•   He was born in New Westminster, but raised in SFU Woodward’s. •   He often plays electric guitar around the Surrey campus. •  ...

Your man drinks water upside down — what’s he trying to say?

So it happened again — you’re at dinner, and at a pause in conversation, you man excuses himself, balances on one hand and his...

SPOOF: Eight times Drake was born in Canada

1. Born in Canada in 1986 Rap superstar Drake was born in Toronto on October 24, 1986. He started from the bottom — you know...

SPOOF: Top five sex positions for the AQ avocado

Inside the Academic Quadrangle lies one of the greatest challenges to you sexy students! The avocado (or egg, depending on which side of the...

SPOOF: New Year, New You

I try not to focus on the haters. I just try to focus on having a good time.” Dressed in a fashionable parka and...

That’s So Joel!

Trailer for a new season of That's So Joel! No ordinary teenager; Joel can see glimpses of the future! Watch this season to see...

OMG! Celeb Confessions:

Celeb Confession: Andy sent a selfie to the dean of education!     Even SFU celebs have totally cringe-worthy moments, just like us! “I take a lot...