SFU responds to claims equating online education with a Netflix subscription

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer Dear students, Many students are comparing their tuition to purchasing a Netflix subscription — the primary complaint being it was overpriced...

Netflix announces it has successfully reinvented cable TV

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Here at Netflix, we’re just like that mediocre show we cancelled after two seasons . . . Insatiable. We have...

Netflix should replace all its content with reality TV

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer In classic corporate fashion, Netflix has been determined to kill their platform in recent years — almost impressively, I’ll say....

UPDATED: Mysterious disappearances reported after reflecting pond parking lot opens

By: Natasha Tar Update: On March 30, 2018, Magnolia Thresh, a fifth-year kinesiology student, submitted the following story to the Burnaby Police Department: The walkways of...

SFU symbiosis in all its forms

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Opinions Editor Mutualism: Hard-working, kindly, and intellectual educators and inspired students Mutualism is pretty basic: two organisms work together and mutually benefit....

The deadly, deadlier, and deadliest snakes at SFU

Black mamba      When you first enter university, you think that you’re the bomb because you’ve just received multiple scholarship offers, and got straight...

Meet the team of scientists who believe that they can bring back McFogg the Dog

By: Gabrielle McLaren  Dr. Fredrick Brennan shows us the eclectic content of his backpack, which he believes contains everything that he needs on his 12-day...

Ambitious invention to blame for SFU’s extreme snowfall

SFU president Andrew Petter seems to have his eyes turned upwards, as his gondola dream now unites with another secret passion project that, quite...

Your Shot

Left:  This photographer forgot that you’re supposed to eat your food after Instagramming it.     Right: An SFU student peers from his cave, clearly much happier in his...

SFU becomes wildlife reserve

By: Alex Bloom In a recent bid to increase revenue, SFU has decided to transition into a wildlife reserve. Now called Simon Fraser Shelter for...