What Grinds Our Gears: The pineapple on pizza debate

By: C Icart, Humour Editor In the year of our Lord, 2023, I came across a Hinge profile that specified the user’s opinion on pineapple...

What Grinds Our Gears: One-uppers

By: Alex Ileto, SFU Student POV: You’re enjoying a light-hearted conversation with your friends, talking about little nuances and funny interactions from your day. You...

WGOG: Dirty Evos

By: Dev Petrovic, Peak Associate Picture this: you just made it to your booked Evo after walking several blocks to what was supposed to...

The existence of wisdom teeth

By: Karissa Ketter, News Editor I’ll say it: wisdom teeth are ridiculous. Why are they even called “wisdom” teeth? They aren’t so wise growing...

Espresso Martinis

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer Espresso martinis combine the two worst flavours: alcohol and coffee. Made with espresso and vodka, I always perceived espresso martinis...

People who mock those without their driver’s license

By: Jeeya Parasbhai Khavadia, SFU Student “Ohh! You don’t own a car? But you’re an adult — how do you get around!?”  I get a lot...

Trauma-dumping on complete strangers

By: Nercya Kalino It’s good to be an open person. It’s good to share what’s on your mind. It’s good to be vulnerable. Those are...

WGOG: SFU doesn’t provide a list of vacant/occupied rooms on campus

By: Ben McNallye, SFU Student Picture this: you need a quiet space for a quick Zoom meeting on campus. You fly through the AQ, WMC,...

Professors with arbitrary limits on grades.

By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Ever leave a negative review for a professor on Rate My Professors? There are only a handful of legitimate gripes...

Elon Musk does not need your defense

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor If you’ve been on Twitter the last two weeks, you bore witness to Elon Musk reducing the platform to his...