WGOG: The need to imitate meat in vegetarian food

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer It is ridiculous for vegetarian food to imitate meat. For the first 19 years of my life, I followed a strictly...

WGOG: The varied thrush

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor I’m sleeping soundly in my bed, feeling toasty under the blankets. Then, the sound of a whistle. Not once, not twice,...

What Grinds Our Gears: SFU Burnaby being one big design flaw

By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student Burnaby campus is ugly. The buildings are glum, the hallways are dark, and the overall vibes suck so bad. Walking through...

What Grinds Our gears: Campus vending machines

By Craig Allan, Peak Associate Much ado has been made about the lackluster food offerings available on campus, but one area that does not receive...

What Grinds Our Gears: Morning classes are absolutely brutal

By:Annalisse Crosswell, SFU Student It took months of pandemic life to create a sleep pattern resembling what others might call normal — having a circadian...

What Grinds Our Gears: Autocomplete phrase suggestions

By: Jacob Mattie, Opinions Editor Autocomplete this, motherfuckers.  Despite the various word processing platforms’ increasing propensity for prediction, there was no autocomplete suggestion to the above line...

What Grinds Our Gears: Leaving a mess behind at the movie theatres

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor I love going to watch movies in theatres. There is such a strong sense of community, everything looks better on...

What Grinds Our Gears: Un-radicalized old people

By: Jacob Mattie; Peak Associate Old people — the ones that aren’t outright critical of any change — are often renowned for their mellow nature....

What Grinds Our Gears: SFU’s useless emails

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor SFU’s emails and updates are a running joke among students and it’s not hard to see why. Our inboxes become...

What Grinds Our Gears: Confusing satire and parody

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate For centuries people have carelessly thrown the word “satire” around to describe everything and I can’t take it anymore. Satire...