SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July...

Person blames astrology for all their problems

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch  It started with the new moon in Cancer.  TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say...

The Simpsons predicted my death

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor So there I was, scrolling through Disney+ for literally anything to watch, when I stumbled upon The Simpsons. I had...

Four infamous tweets that should be made into feature films

By: Emma Best, SFU Student You’ve heard of movies based on books, plays, TV shows, and even other movies — but what about a movie...

The roommate that will change your life

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer   Congratulations! You’ve finally secured a basement for rent at a small price of $2,500 a month. Of course, adulting is...

Why so few SFU students graduate in four years

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate  Burnaby, BC — In a recent statement of apology, SFU administration admitted to making some inaccurate assumptions when outlining a...

Your new teen show obsession: Blue’s Clues

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   The CW recently leaked a script of its newest revival. The victim? Blue’s Clues. We at The Peak are giving...

SFU researchers create consciousness-swapping device; chaos ensues

Burnaby, BC — SFU researchers debuted their groundbreaking consciousness-swapping device on Friday morning. The device has been in the works at the Behavioral and...

Choose Your Own Adventure: the return-to-campus edition

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer INTRO: So, this is it. You half-smile, half-cringe at the scaffolding as you take in the campus. Maybe it’s your...

Courses SFU should introduce

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Not needing parental validation | 48 credits (B-Soc) Do you find yourself having to justify your degree and its “worth” to...