Your new pandemic best friend: the raccoon

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer  Are you looking for some raccoon therapy? Imagining a domesticated life with our residential furry friends? Well, we’ve made some...

SFUnexplained: Images Theatre is definitely haunted

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Have you ever wondered why time passes differently in Images Theatre? Have you felt a strange breeze when all the...

SFU Student Updates: May 10–16

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Key Updates We’re making the Burnaby campus a bit greyer SFU is committed to being one with nature, and we like the...

Pandemic pain poems

By: Subaig Bindra Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace I try calming my worries by listening to Foo Fighters during cold showers, but then I worry about...

Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d...

A sourdough horror show

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer I just couldn’t eat Cadbury Mini Eggs for dinner again. I was looking for some kind of microwaveable food that I...

POV: You’re a pen left in Images Theatre since March 2020

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer DAY 1 - March 17, 2020  It’s nearly 8:30 a.m., which means it’s time for class. I’ve been laying on the...

SFU Mad Lib for when the university disappoints you again

By: Marco Ovies and Paige Riding Dear SFU,   I am writing to about . I am a in my and I am very ...

Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is here

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many...

Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID...