An Ode To TransLink

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TransLink You suck Angry bus drivers Get fucked I understand your job is arduous and hard But you are not Columbus, Magellan, Picard Why can’t the bus come on time? Why does a...
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SFU Contagion

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The following are excerpts from one fearless investigative journalist, who risked their personal well-being to bring the truth to public attention. Their research began...
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How to have sex as an SFU student

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How can I incorporate more SFU school spirit into my sex life? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one time or another...
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The Patronus you need

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Someone doing the Pottermore Patronus quiz got a rat. That's like making out with Hermione, but halfway through the lip-locking session the Polyjuice Potion wears...
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The official Peak Transit survival guide

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By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Where will you be when the world ends? Will you be in the library, cramming for that test? Will...
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Seven existential thoughts you’ve had in a Starbucks line

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1. When the only thing that's popping in your life is the cake pop   They look like the life of the party on the food shelf...
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How to live like royalty at SFU

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Universities have long been a stronghold for the elite and prestigious. Having a degree makes it much easier for the common folk to relate...
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How to integrate being a hoe into your fall semester

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1. Be prepared. No one wants to be sitting next to the person who needs a pen or piece of paper, and same goes...
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Your awful summer romances as Pokémon

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          Magikarp     When you were 16, you spent a whole month at summer camp being felt up by the kid with...
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Real life monsters you may have forgotten about at SFU

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With all the excitement over Pokémon Go, a lot of today’s youth have forgotten about the glories of observing real animals in the wild....
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