HUMOUR: Official party merchandise for this year’s federal election

Inspired by massive sales of Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump memorabilia south of the border, Canadian politicians have climbed aboard the merchandise bandwagon and...

Laugh Track: Dan Code from Shit Harper Did

Back in 2011, a website called Shit Harper Did (SHD) launched with a simple premise of presenting Harper- and Conservative-related facts, paired with one-off...

Stretches for the modern student

It’s an unfortunate reality that when school picks up and you’re multitasking like never before, the first thing to take a hit is usually...

Laugh Track: Angela Galanopoulos and Lauren McGibbon

Just in time for your VIFF fatigue, here comes an even better V-led acronym festival: the 2015 Vancouver International Improv Festival, or VIIF. From...

Famous misquotes and the stories behind them

Have you ever wondered what the story was behind the little quotes and sayings that populate our day-to-day conversations? No? Too bad, I’ve already...

A brief timeline of The Peak‘s first 50 years

Can you believe your favourite student newspaper turns 50 this issue? To celebrate, we scoured the expansive archives and compiled some of the highs...

“We apologize for the accidental police raid on what was revealed to be just a neighbourhood sex dungeon”

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for attending this press conference on such short notice. There’s been a lot of chatter and rumours circulating on...

Uh oh! Hackers just announced they’re going to leak the names of everyone with a still-active Neopets account

A team of experienced Internet activists are claiming they’ve hacked the servers of Neopets.com, and will soon be releasing confidential records of every person...

HUMOUR: Courses we’d like to see offered for the upcoming Fall semester

Last week marked the beginning of course registration for Fall 2015, which means you’ve probably already sifted through the uninteresting crap being force-fed into...

HUMOUR: Delta plans shutdown of Alex Fraser Bridge for Magic: The Gathering tournament

Shortly after the cancellation of the widely criticised ‘Om the Bridge,’ another familiar politician, Delta mayor Lois Jackson, announced that the city will be shutting...