United Nations to recognize Vape Nation sovereignty

By: Aaron Richardson The rapid expansion of the population of Vape Nation has been kept under close watch by the United Nations (UN) for a...

SFU sells pond parking passes in hopes of relieving parking congestion

An incident on October 2, in which a car drove into the AQ reflecting pond, actually offered up some inspiration for SFU admin on...

GoFundMe projects of 2017

By: Winona Young Tech-Free Retreat (TFR): disconnect to reconnect with REAL LIFE ($15,517 of $45k goal) OK, so when was the last time that we as...

How to get HYPED for Halloween

By: Jessica Parsons Finally! The extravagant demon living inside of you can rejoice! As soon as the clock ticks to midnight of October 1, it...

SFU launches Wi-Fi network “SFUNET-INSECURE”

By: Gene Cole The studious computer science experts in the SFU Wi-Fi Dungeon have been working hard on systems that are vital to the modern...

Dear Instacrush part three

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! read Dear Instacrush part 2 here! Dear Dumb @InstaCrush, You know, right as I think we take a step forward,...

The 10 Commandments of using a public washroom

By: Gabrielle McLaren   I’m going to have to engrave these rules on the brutalist stone walls of this institution, or scrawl them on the bathroom...

How to get people on the bus to not talk to you

By: Holly French Sometimes it’s hard to not be a dick, especially when you’re stuffed in a smelly bus full of annoying people and you...

New and hot eats coming to SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren As a surprising breath of fresh air following years of mismanagement and incompetence that have led to the only bar on the...

Dear InstaCrush part two

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! Dear @InstaCrush, It has happened. Our paths have crossed — and not just because I’ve scrolled to the end of...