A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...

SFU Mail claims to “contain multitudes” after sending students two copies of every Canvas email

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor In response to campus-wide buzz about constant duplicate emails from SFU courses, the university’s mail client has publicly declared...

“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog

By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate  Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been...

“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm,” man coos at decorative candles

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor “People are always criticizing me for buying things I don’t need,” says Sean. “But it’s not about whether I...

“I miss my sisters,” says treasurer who can’t defraud her sorority anymore

By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — Gracie O’Brien, a fourth year economics student at SFU, reported in several of her group chats this...

Grade 12 students petition for grad ceremony with classmates they hate

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT COQUITLAM, BC — Just like all the other Grade 12 students in British Columbia, Courtney Pierce has been...

SFU history department shuts down because “who cares, what’s done is done”

Written by Marco Ovies, Arts Editor On Friday, SFU’s incoming president Joy Johnson announced her plans to shut down SFU’s Department of History. The university...

Lonely first-year fed up that no one has saved him from his inner darkness yet

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate A first year SFU student is threatening to sue the university for false advertising: namely, their failure to provide...

Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number.  “What are you thinking...

SFSS hires this year’s IEC chief, a loaf of banana chocolate chip bread

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As the SFSS election season draws near, the Board of Directors has appointed this year’s chief independent electoral commissioner...