My Duo: the Duolingo Owl Horror Story

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By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer It was just after 10 o’clock. I’d finally submitted my essay on Canvas, and my burning eyes demanded I close...
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Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...
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Rejected ideas for the Student Union Building (SUB)

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By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong Escape room (By Juztin) As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...
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SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.  For starters, Petter has not...
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The recollections of an SFU Boomer

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...
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Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...
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Professor shocked that students do not have the textbook mentioned in the syllabus emailed the night before class

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Written by Paige Riding, Humour Editor As Dr. Galicken’s PSYC 392 course started this week, he was infuriated to see half of the Zoom call...
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MISSING DOG: Last seen in the labyrinth of SFU’s website

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Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer VANCOUVER, BC — A dog has been reported missing as of July 12. Spot, age two, was last seen...
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SFU announces new album, drops single “Petter Weather”

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Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer, and Paige Riding, News Writer After four years of hard work on the SUB, SFU is releasing their first album...
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I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

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Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....
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