Songs to play for your first wedding dance

Apparently, the most requested first dance song is “All of Me” by John Legend. This is kind of like hearing that Maroon 5 is...

Political parties as vibrators

Democrats You weren't really sure about this one. The packaging was nice and celebrities keep endorsing it, yet you've heard so many questionable things about...

Reasons you’re voting for Clinton/Trump

Why you’re voting for DRUMPF 1. It’s time that politics get honest! So let’s have the wealthy elite run things openly. 2. You’re not sure why...

COMIC: Pun 2,3

Rethinking the best and worst Pokémon

PIKACHU As the cute and world-renowned series mascot, it manages to slide into the DMs of just about every Pokemedia ever. It’s also a useless...

An Ode To TransLink

TransLink You suck Angry bus drivers Get fucked I understand your job is arduous and hard But you are not Columbus, Magellan, Picard Why can’t the bus come on time? Why does a...

How I manage my curly hair

If you are a godforsaken soul with curly hair like myself, you know that managing these gigantic semi-sentient mop creatures can be a real...