SFU’s Earth Science Department has their own bones and no-bones days

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer Professor Xiomara Singh from SFU’s earth science department has initiated her own version of Bones Day, inspired by Noodle the...

Top 10 holiday gifts for SFU students

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor A framed photo of SFU administration In moments of peace and times of despair, I always think...

2022 Bingo

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Plain text from image: After another chaotic year of saying, “Well, I didn’t have that on my 2021 bingo card” every...

Sonnet 2021

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Shall I compare thee to an exam day? Thou art more stressful and despicable: Simon Fraser walls by clouds still grow grey And...

Finals season: a warning

By: Maya Beninteso, SFU Student   The cold, like hornets,  incessantly stinging at the back of your throat, nibbling at, not only your toes,  but your will to live,...

QUIZ: Should you get clubbed, go clubbing, or play club penguin?

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Would you ever dye your hair with something that isn’t hair dye? A. Why would I buy...

President Joy Johnson is an AI hologram

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Hear me out: president Joy Johnson is actually a hologram powered with artificial intelligence. She has given clear clues from...

Your SFU Horoscopes: November 22–28

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Collect as many crystals as you can to master every aura. Some special stones can bring you joy and...

Study session drinking games

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor This November, finals season looms with major assignments piling up like the laundry I’ve been meaning to do for three...

Your SFU Horoscopes: November 15–21

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: You’re bold. Unconventional. Fucking feral. You’re a coyote, and more specifically the second one to make eye contact with...