Graph Fix

By Rachel Brauer and Adam Dewji

Peak Humour Costume Catalogue!

              Sexy Hoarder I want to hoard your hand                     Sexy War of 1812 I get to be on top this time, eh                     Sexy Irish potato famine victim I'd do anything...

Ski Ninjas: Pyramid Head

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Petter Watch:October 29, 2012

Petter sick of having to be the back end of the horse costume for third year in a row.

Bank of Canada declares nation’s economy ‘haunted’

By Liam Britten (Necro-economicist) Bank rules out Leprechaun-related hijinks causes for demonic happenings After weeks of speculation and nervous hand-wringing by economists and psychics across the...

Word on the Street:October 29, 2012

Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm?               Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make....

Pizza Hands: Girl Circulation

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Campus Update: October 22nd, 2012

University board concocts elaborate tale of “Where the koi fish went” Crisis struck this week when, during the bi-monthly meeting of the faculty deans and...

Word on the Street: October 22nd, 2012

          “Bah, back in my day if we wanted to bully someone, you’d giv’em an injun burn, none of this hastagging their nexopi-blog. Worst generation...

Suspected amateur diver tragically dies attempting ambitious bridge stunt

Man loses life in accidental, unintentional, unforeseen bridge tragedy By Brad McLeod Photo by Gmourtiis @ Flickr VANCOUVER — A young man’s body was fished from the...