HUMOUR: The seven least popular funding alternatives to consider, now that Metro Vancouver voted “No” to the transit plebiscite

7. Have a gluten-free, vegan bake sale. 6. Rob a bank. 5. Raise fares to $1 million per zone travelled. 4. Put tolls — on schools. 3....

HUMOUR: Guadalupe to wrap things up later this month, make way for Taco Bell

The battle for total corporate domination at SFU Burnaby has claimed another victim: last week, beloved food kiosk Guadalupe Handmade Burritos made an announcement...

Laugh Track: Shirley Gnome

Shirley Gnome is aware that comedy musicians have a slightly tarnished reputation. For every successful example like Weird Al or Flight of the Conchords,...

This week in comics

It's Barbecue Season (by Serena Chan) Seagull Square (By Jill Mandrake) Pun 2 3 (By Sarah Walker) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb) Creator's...

HUMOUR: An open letter to my polygamy-opposed wife

Dearest Elicia, You used to be the love of my life, the apple of my eye (that’s a thing, right? I heard it used in...

The week in comics

Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake & Gregory Edwards) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker)

HUMOUR: The best places on campus to do “it”

In preparation of The Peak’s sex issue, we asked readers to tell us where their favourite places to do “it” on campus are. After...

HUMOUR: Top seven most incovenient fetishes

1.  A fetish for getting beheaded. 2. A fetish for getting beheaded by a helicopter. 3. A fetish for getting beheaded by a guy dressed up...

Laugh Track: Emma Cooper

From hosting a nude stand-up show to constructing a blanket fort in the Astoria every month, Emma Cooper’s resumé reads like the bucket list...

Laugh Track: Graham Clark

Graham Clark is more than just a funny guy with a beard. Sure, he sometimes uses that beard as a brush and does paintings...