Operation grit: the hidden experiment behind your commute

By: The Peak’s lead undercover journalist and Big Pedometer’s least loyal employee Our story starts on a Tuesday that felt like a Thursday — existentially,...

STATEMENT: Prime Minister Carney explains why he invited Modi to the G7 Summit

By: Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada OTTAWA — My fellow Canadians. It ‘tis I, Big Daddy Mark Carney, here.  India is run like a well-cooked...

Gossip Peakie: The messiah, not-so-hot frat bros, and squirrels

By: Gossip Peakie Hey Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here, your one and only source for all the hot goss you’re trying to shove off...

A call for revolution (and moving sidewalks) at blusson hall

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate HEAR YE, HEAR YE! SFU storm bringers, we have gone on too long walking immeasurable distances from class to class. We...

I’m forever haunted by Harbour Centre Mall

By: Yulissa Huamani, Peak Associate Look, there’s nothing better than waking up at the crack of dawn to attend a lecture. I don’t expect anything...

CARTOON: The Trump and Musk breakup

By: Christine Aumueller

The Peak investigates: Jugo Juice closure

By: Coffee Brown, now in witness protection Coffee Brown was recently faced with his most difficult task as a member of the Beverage Mafia. Brown...

Peak Speaks: If the walls could talk

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor We asked our friends on the SFU subreddit: If the walls at SFU could talk, what would they say?  u/dash101:...

Pitt Meadows saves WrestleMania 42

By: Katie Walkley, SFU student This week, WWE fans of British Columbia are celebrating with more fervour than Hulk Hogan flexing his win against Andre...

Random thoughts from the editor: Global cooling

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor If everyone places 10 gallons of ice cream on the pavement, will global warming be . . .  solved?...