Five exquisite ways to luxuriate in the dark academia aesthetic

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate and Portrait Holder of Dorian Gray Have you recently finished reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt? Has the slow ascension...

Re: Are they incomplete assignments or just boundaries?

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate Dearest Professor, Thank you for your email. While your message says I haven’t completed the assignment, I counter that I’m merely asserting...

SFU Surrey petitions to be the new It campus

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Fellow campuses, I’ve included some flattering prelude from my fellow campus, UBC, who had this wonderful, original stuff to say...

Horoscopes: May 30–June 5

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor, Supposed Seer Aries: Hey Aries, I have a secret for you. Mercury? They’re coming out of retrograde this week, and it...

SFU servers beg to be understood

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Dear SFU student body, We’re not bad servers. Really. But I understand that for a healthy student-server relationship (like the one...

SFU presents new mental health companion: the puppy microwave

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer Dear SFU students, You know what time of year it is. Your two weeks of freedom after the Spring semester have...

Forget owning a house, just build your own!

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, Peak Associate Victoria, BC —  In light of the housing affordability crisis, policymakers from the Government of Canada pulled a bit of...

Horoscopes: May 16-May 22

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer and PhD in predicting your entire life Aries Sweet Aries, you’re toootally not a summer semester person. I know you want...

Horoscopes: May 22–29

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer Aries Sweet Aries, you’re toootally not a summer semester person. I know you want to get a move on your degree...

SFU’s parking lots, ranked

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate and Parking Expert Central Parkade 42069/10. This lot will never let me down. My...