The Daily Snooze: Denominator

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze

Ani-malaproprisms #1: Parliament of Owls

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Staying Sharp: Tips for running for the president.

By Colin Sharp Layout by April Alayon Photos by Mark Burnham Power. You know you want it. And what greater power is there than being the commander...

How to eat a banana non-sexually: A handy guide.

1. Do not make eye contact with anyone, and do not fully close eyes when biting into the banana. 2. The banana must move towards your...

Your Fault: Handy tips on surviving the next earthquake

Our humble little province was hit with a 7.7 magnitude quake off the coast of the Haida Gwai last week, and while there were...

Where are they now?: November 5, 2012

Young Stephen Harper Ordinary kid Believe it or not but Young Stephen Harper, some average kid from Toronto, grew up to be Prime Minister of Canada,...

Ski Ninjas: Mom Fight

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 20) Avoid looking a gift horse in the mouth this week, as horses’ mouths are pretty gross. Taurus (April 21 –...

Read it & Weep: To do list

By Travis Dandro at Travisdandro.com