The five stages of grief Conservatives went through after hearing the election results

‘Twas October 19, and I was watching what every other campus Conservative was: the Antiques Roadshow marathon. Sure, the election was happening, but I...

HUMOUR: American lawmakers cut out middleman, introduce guns directioly to mental wards

After roughly 300 mass shootings in 2015 alone, the United States government believe they have found a solution: arm patients in mental wards. “Stay...

HUMOUR: TSSU aligns with Prince of Darkness to settle university dispute

With the recent loss of their health benefits, SFU’s Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU) has stepped up their game like never before against Andrew...

HUMOUR: How to avoid offending anyone with your Halloween costume this year

Let’s face it: we’re not celebrating your grandparents’ Halloween, when bottles of Coke cost a nickel and Sun-Maid raisins were the hot new item...

This week in comics

Squashed (Ceilidh Ashcroft) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Seagull Square (Gregory Edwards & Jill Mandrake) A new project from writer-director Lena Dunham (Jacey Gibb & Joel MacKenzie) Mystic...

Ways to improve your club’s Halloween mixer, based on science

Recent findings by the world’s top social scientists have concluded that the best way to have a “spooktacular” and “creeperific” Halloween party is to...

A slacker’s guide to being lazy

Lazy people of the world, my dear comrades: we all know the struggle of getting by while suffering from severe laziness. Indeed, lazy people...

The erotic life of an English Student Union executive

When asked what being vice-president of the English Student Union (ESU) entails, I normally launch into a tired, boring spiel about student involvement. But...

Laugh Track: Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

If you’ve ever worked in retail, you’ve had a retail nightmare. That’s the belief held by musician Jessica Delisle and comedian Alicia Tobin, two...

This week in comics

The Crapside by Darien Lechner & Ryan Stella Peers by Leslie Lu Creator's Pet by Destiny Hsu The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender by Jacey Gibb