Stellar, Basic, or Humdrum: How epic was your New Years’ Party?

How late did you party? a) What are you talking about? We’re still going hard here! (5 points) b) Made it to midnight to watch...

SATIRE: SFU Students call for early reading break, still hungover from New Year’s Eve

With the first week of classes underway here at SFU, it might come as a surprise — and disappointment — that the inaugural first...

SFU Replies!

To whom it may concern, I’m writing out of concern for the lack of heating and lighting in the vast majority of the AQ as...

How to seduce your English professor into giving you a better grade

1. Whether it makes sense or not, bring up an untrustworthy narrator. Nothing gets an English professor more in the mood. 2. When asked if...

HUMOUR: Copy Editor’s Corner (compiled)

October 19: Dangling modifiers Hi there! You are reading a new weekly writing tips segment written by me, Joel MacKenzie, The Peak’s Copy Editor! Tune...

Laugh Track: An interview with Jacob Samuel

When it comes to comedy in Vancouver, Jacob Samuel is the epitome of a multitasker. In addition to producing the monthly WHY? Stand-up and...

The week in comics

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HUMOUR: WikiLeaks exposes Trudeau’s plan to use college students as renewable energy source

WikiLeaks has dropped a bombshell right before the start of the UN Climate Change Conference in Paris: Justin Trudeau plans to replace petroleum with...

HUMOUR: Christmas to come even earlier next year, take over “Halloween” season

A controversial announcement surfaced in Whistler this weekend which could very well change the Christmas landscape forever. Over caviar and Dom Perignon, the leading...

HUMOUR: The emotional rollercoaster of exams

With the semester done, papers handed in and the course evaluations completed, there remains one more thing that stands in your way: finals. Regardless of...