HUMOUR: TSSU furthers job action by locking students in tutorial rooms until demands have been met

Starting last Monday, in a surprising move by the Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU), teaching assistants began locking students inside of tutorial rooms in...

The horrifying reality behind your pumpkin spice

If an ethical crisis occurs at roughly the same time each year, and no one chooses to address it, does that crisis make a...

HUMOUR: Tech-challenged SFU professors to take mandatory workshop this spring semester

There are many whimsical constants in the academic microcosm that is SFU; little idiosyncrasies which help make our engaged university the scholastic paradise we...

HUMOUR: Planned Parenthood has funding pulled out

On September 18, the American House of Representatives voted to defund Planned Parenthood for one year, in order to investigate alleged wrong-doings. For those...

Laugh Track: Bita Joudaki and Christine Bortolin

Have you heard of this thing called “the Internet”? It’s the way of the future, and it’s helped change the way some comedians stretch...

“We apologize for the accidental police raid on what was revealed to be just a neighbourhood sex dungeon”

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for attending this press conference on such short notice. There’s been a lot of chatter and rumours circulating on...

Button options Facebook should consider adding next

Pessimists everywhere rejoiced, “I guess it’s better late than never” last week when Facebook announced it would soon be introducing the much-demanded “dislike” button....

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This week in comics

Lazy Living (Serena Chan) Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker) Creator's Pet (Destiny 1001 Gotham Nights (Avneet Toor & Manjit Toor) Seagull Square (Jill Mandrake)

An interview with 2020 presidential candidate Kanye West

Understandably, rapper Kanye West’s announcement to run for president in 2020 has elicited some strong responses. While not the most ridiculous thing to ever...