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Four ways to make up for screwing up Valentine’s Day

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1. Admit that a gift card was a bad idea.

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2. Return the Star Wars: Episode VII Lego play set, which was clearly for yourself. 

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3. Stick to Hallmark: you’re nobody’s poet.

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4. Take the #$%^ing blender back, already.

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