Boxer Briefs

SFU Introverts Club announces brand new app – In an attempt to convince the introverted population at SFU that going outside and meeting people...

Things I actually “read” over last week’s Reading Break

My professor’s email about what readings to finish over the break My Canvas account’s monthly calendar, to make note of any upcoming major assignments Vogue’s extensive...

HUMOUR: Canadian government confirms existence of Jehovah’s Witness Protection program

On our daily commutes, there is one group of people who work tirelessly to gain the attention and likewise affection of the masses. Day...

Four signs your TA might be out of their depth

1. They have a questionable insistence on doing everything with puppets. 2. They hide ineptitude by stringing together a combination of ambiguous statements and grunts. 3....

Wrong point / wronger point: man braids vs mullets

Yes, the man braids are a gift from Mother Earth! By Luca Boyega, SFU Student The man braid has come into contact with a lot of...

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Hi SFU, What do the signs about standing on the AQ pond mean? Why can’t I stand on the AQ pond? Thank you, Alexandria   Hi Alexandria, Please do...

Comics!

Peers (Leslie Lu) The Crapside (Darien Lechner & Ryan Stella) Jeremy's Excuses (Reuben Newton) Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker)

HUMOUR: Parking lot brawls between “street fighting” students on the rise

It’s no secret that the hunt for parking at any one of the SFU campuses can be nothing short of an insufferable punishment. Alas,...

Four juice cleanses that will change your diet forever

Feeling bloated? Never fear! These simple juice cleanses will help you unclog your body and open your mind. The “Urine Luck” The nutritional properties...

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Hi SFU, Longtime student, first time writer. I’m wondering if someone can make the water refill stations pour a bit faster. When I refill my...