HUMOUR: How to avoid offending anyone with your Halloween costume this year

Let’s face it: we’re not celebrating your grandparents’ Halloween, when bottles of Coke cost a nickel and Sun-Maid raisins were the hot new item...

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Squashed (Ceilidh Ashcroft) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Seagull Square (Gregory Edwards & Jill Mandrake) A new project from writer-director Lena Dunham (Jacey Gibb & Joel MacKenzie) Mystic...

Ways to improve your club’s Halloween mixer, based on science

Recent findings by the world’s top social scientists have concluded that the best way to have a “spooktacular” and “creeperific” Halloween party is to...

A slacker’s guide to being lazy

Lazy people of the world, my dear comrades: we all know the struggle of getting by while suffering from severe laziness. Indeed, lazy people...

The erotic life of an English Student Union executive

When asked what being vice-president of the English Student Union (ESU) entails, I normally launch into a tired, boring spiel about student involvement. But...

Laugh Track: Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

If you’ve ever worked in retail, you’ve had a retail nightmare. That’s the belief held by musician Jessica Delisle and comedian Alicia Tobin, two...

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The Crapside by Darien Lechner & Ryan Stella Peers by Leslie Lu Creator's Pet by Destiny Hsu The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender by Jacey Gibb

HUMOUR: Fall semester icebreaker a resounding success for SFU’s Introvert Club

Last week SFU’s Introvert Club held their inaugural meeting of the semester, marking the largest ever gathering of people who didn’t want to be...

HUMOUR: SFU student hospitalized after offering seat to non-senior citizen on transit

For the average SFU student, transiting is a reality that comes with living the glorious university lifestyle. Like an excessively high-priced textbook for a...