HUMOUR: Horoscopes: November 9–15

Aries (March 21 to April 19): You’ve been working hard all week, so take some time to chillax. Do something fun, preferably leisureful —...

HUMOUR: SFU’s men’s rights activists protest new “friend zone” bench unveiling

The unveiling of a new mental health initiative is driving one group at Simon Fraser University out of their mind: the MaleMen, a men’s...

HUMOUR: Avoid even more crippling debt with these thrifty tips for students

As a university student, you’re no stranger to financial struggle. The loonie you found on the ground last Monday was the highlight of your...

HUMOUR: Please consider donating to the North American Foundation For Improved Bald Eagle Literacy

Please be advised that parts of what you’re about to read might be difficult for some individuals. The following contains many hard-hitting truths that...

HUMOUR: SFU friendship in critical condition after student forgot to turn anon off

Two longtime best friends attending SFU appear to be on the outs, thanks what one of them called “the most intense forms of cyberbullying”...

Laugh Track: Paul Anthony

If variety is indeed the spice of life, then Paul Anthony’s Talent Time is a bowl of Carolina Reaper peppers soaking in Tabasco sauce....

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The five stages of grief Conservatives went through after hearing the election results

‘Twas October 19, and I was watching what every other campus Conservative was: the Antiques Roadshow marathon. Sure, the election was happening, but I...

HUMOUR: American lawmakers cut out middleman, introduce guns directioly to mental wards

After roughly 300 mass shootings in 2015 alone, the United States government believe they have found a solution: arm patients in mental wards. “Stay...

HUMOUR: TSSU aligns with Prince of Darkness to settle university dispute

With the recent loss of their health benefits, SFU’s Teaching Support Staff Union (TSSU) has stepped up their game like never before against Andrew...