My professor’s email about what readings to finish over the break

My Canvas account’s monthly calendar, to make note of any upcoming major assignments

Vogue’s extensive and informative article, “The Funniest Memes, GIFs, and Tweets from Super Bowl 2016”

A recap of highlights from this year’s Puppy Bowl

The ingredients list on my shampoo bottle

Five different articles explaining why Vancouver is so expensive to live in and what groups of people I can blame as a scapegoat

The recipe for a nutritious raw kale salad

The recipe for Paula Deen’s macaroni and cheese (Note: will put little doodles of hearts around this)

The SparkNotes page for a novel in one of my classes

The Wikipedia page for a novel in one of my classes

The Wikipedia page for a tremendously unnecessary film adaptation of a novel in one of my classes

A wikiHow article on how to get your professor to give you an extension

The dictionary.com definition of what’s considered a “bribe”

A Wikipedia page on the legality of bribing someone

A wikiHow article on how to fake your own death