Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 14–20

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate Aries: You will find yourself crawling on all fours trying to get back to your Zoom class after your feet...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

SFUnexplained: There are aliens among us

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor The Day The Earth Stood Still, The 6th Day, The Fly II: what do all these movies have in common?  They...

Student takes months to realize they’re a vampire because of online classes

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student April 15, 2021  Dear Diary,  Not to be a hypochondriac but . . . I might be losing control of my life....

SFU Student Updates: June 7–13

By: Nathan T, Peak Associate Key Updates SFU campus to remain a source of reassuring consistency We understand that the upcoming fall semester will be a time...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 7–13

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer ARIES: Don’t let your goals get ahead of you! Invent a new hobby so you can always be the best...

Five emails we’ll probably receive over the course of the semester

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor   Subject line: The Reflecting Pond incident  Joy Johnson wants you to know that she is so very sorry about the koi...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 31–June 6

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student and Certified Star Whisperer  ARIES: Mercury says it won’t come out of retrograde until you stop eating so much processed...

SFUnexplained: The hair-raising truth about SFU’s construction

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Listen up, sheeple! SFU builds stuff for themselves, not for our wellbeing or our general interest. A lot of you may...

Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired...