Ski Ninjas: Pyramid Head

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Petter Watch:October 29, 2012

Petter sick of having to be the back end of the horse costume for third year in a row.

Bank of Canada declares nation’s economy ‘haunted’

By Liam Britten (Necro-economicist) Bank rules out Leprechaun-related hijinks causes for demonic happenings After weeks of speculation and nervous hand-wringing by economists and psychics across the...

Word on the Street:October 29, 2012

Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm?               Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make....

Pizza Hands: Girl Circulation

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Campus Update: October 22nd, 2012

University board concocts elaborate tale of “Where the koi fish went” Crisis struck this week when, during the bi-monthly meeting of the faculty deans and...

Word on the Street: October 22nd, 2012

          “Bah, back in my day if we wanted to bully someone, you’d giv’em an injun burn, none of this hastagging their nexopi-blog. Worst generation...

Petter Watch: October 22nd, 2012

List of alternate acronyms for SFU found in Petter’s desk. Super Friends University, circled in bold.

Suspected amateur diver tragically dies attempting ambitious bridge stunt

Man loses life in accidental, unintentional, unforeseen bridge tragedy By Brad McLeod Photo by Gmourtiis @ Flickr VANCOUVER — A young man’s body was fished from the...

Ski Ninjas: Sharks

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas