Tips on what to wear at SFU

By: Victoria Lopatka Wear all-grey. Grey pants, socks, shoes, shirt, and backpack. That way, if you see someone you don’t like, you can just blend...

SFU mottos through the ages

By: Natasha Tar We all know that SFU’s current motto is “nous sommes prêts,” which means “we . . . is . . .” and...

New SFU classroom policies

By: Tiffany Chang Having to say an oath before starting class: Yup. You read those words right. As of next week, students must pledge allegiance...

Translation guide for comments on your paper

By: Winona Young The season of returning essays is about to arise, and students will be filled with relief, confusion, and inevitable disappointment . ....

Best ways to avoid social interaction on campus

By: Nathaniel Tok People think that university is a type of community — a place to make lifelong friends. Of course, that’s just naïve first-years...

How to name your baby like a celebrity

By: Victoria Lopatka and Eva Zhu If you’ve ever been on E!, TMZ, or a celebrity’s Instagram, and immediately thought “what the fuck” at their...

BREAKING NEWS: Raccoons overthrow SFU administration

By: Aaron Richardson Reports are flooding into The Peak saying that SFU’s administration has been taken over by the raccoon population on Burnaby campus. While...

Cards against SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren Black cards The hottest item in the Bookstore this season is ________ To increase their ratings, the SFSS President has started handing...

The types of people you will find on transit

By: Amal Abdullah The Talker Our first specimen in the jungle of transit is The Talker. These wild creatures will pull out their phones in...

Drinks we made in first year

By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie Bad Decision Fireball straight out of the mickey Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase Fireball was invented by someone who...