“Maybe take a few english classes in case those whole fine arts thing doesn’t pan out. ” Adolf Hitler Vegetarian “I’m contacting using technology we scavenged from their ships. On 07/09/15 they come, they scorch the land and choke the skies. 07/09/15.” Alice Marshall Last Hope “Probably not to drop out at the first signs of trouble. I mean who know what I ciuld’ve accomplished with a bachelor’s degree?” Mark Zuckerberg College Dropout “Unless you want to deal with six more…
Continue readingQ:So, the Summer Olympics officially kicked off last Friday with opening ceremonies in London. Thoughts? “You yanks must have a couple roos loose in the paddock. Else why’d you be holding the Summer Olympics in the middle of bleedin’…
Continue readingThis week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! Q: The troubles brewing in Syria now threaten to spill over its borders. Prominently, last week a Turkish plane was shot down. Do you think this will be…
Continue readingQ: Gosh, how aboot that Canada Day, eh? "I spen'it pah-troling the border. Can't have any of those dern space-needling fixed-gear-bicycling coffee beaners sneaking up here to take our jobs" Avery Clements Shotgun enthusiast “You really think I’d…
Continue reading“Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? Next.” Rebecca Winters — Speed Dater “Wait, is this really — I mean actually? Oh god, *joyful sobbing noises*” Russ Kincaid — Meteorologist “I guess it’s nice out, though it’s hard…
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