Susan Boyle

Dear Peakie calls on Santa’s elves to unite against corporate greed

By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Where have you been?? We haven’t seen you since, like, February? It seems as though you got replaced by a Beedie Bro advice column? How can I be as irrelevant as you are?  Thanks, Not a Beedie Bro    Dear Not a Beedie Bro,  You say I’m irrelevant, but you found me, didn’t you? That’s right. Obscurity marketing, baby. You can’t cancel what refuses to trend! Mr. Beedie Bro isn’t the only one with Machiavellian strategies up his sleeve.  As for where I’ve been? I was this close…

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