Stanley Cup
Why do we live in a world where the only reward for hydrating is a large amount of piss?
July 17, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Calling all members of the overhydration nation! Why did you recruit me? I can’t live like this anymore; I have things to do other than constantly running to the bathroom. There is such a thing as performative hydration, and I’m calling it out today. There are THREE main ways this doctrine manifests online (which is the same as everyday life, duh). WaterTok This phenomenon taught us there is no consensus over what is and is not water. How many sugar-free Skittles drink packs can you add to your water bottle before it’s no longer water?…
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My Stanley and I (a toxic relationship)
March 14, 2024By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Dearest Stanley cup, Despite the fact that people say you’re obnoxiously large, you fit me perfectly. I would carry you from the car (really, you should have your own seat), to the classroom, to the…
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Explaining the general structure of the NHL
February 12, 2022By: Greg Makarov, Sports Writer Puck Drop and Play Every NHL hockey game begins with the singing of the respective teams’ national anthems before the first faceoff. Faceoffs occur at the beginning of any play after the whistle has been…
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Peak Sports Stanley Cup predictions
April 4, 2016Nick Bondi, Sports Editor Anaheim Ducks vs. Washington Capitals Winner: Washington Capitals After a tough start, Anaheim has certainly turned it around. They lead the league in both power play percentage and penalty kill percentage, and look like they will…
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NHL Playoffs: Separating the contenders from the pretenders
April 7, 2015[caption id="attachment_2205" align="alignnone" width="2572"] While the Boston Bruins are just pretenders, the New York Rangers are real contenders. Image courtesy of NBC Sports[/caption] The Stanley Cup playoffs will soon be upon us, as 16 teams will battle it out over…
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Peak Sports Roundtable: Our Stanley Cup Picks
April 7, 2015Austin Cozicar, Sports Editor Finals Prediction: Vancouver Canucks vs. NY Rangers Victor: Vancouver Canucks To tell you the truth, I don’t see one clear winner this year. The juggernauts of last year, Chicago, LA, and Boston, just don’t seem like…
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