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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 20–26
January 21, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You’ll sweat a bit this week. You think your friends might be playing “kiss, marry, kill” with your id, ego, and superego, all behind your back. Chill out and don’t let them make you feel awkward. Just play “kill, kill, kill” . . . with your expectations of loyalty. Taurus — April 20–May 20 You’ll have a disagreement or two this week. Don’t ever budge; don’t ever concede anything. If your opponent brings actual logical rebuttals to your opinions, just hide in the CSSS common room and pretend it…
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I accidentally joined the university pyramid scheme
January 21, 2020Written by Paige Riding Check your phone — there’s a new direct message on Instagram. Is it a clueless friend, sending you ANOTHER meme you’ve already seen? Doja Cat, finally responding to the thirst trap you sent her while high?…
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I fell in love with a meme king
January 21, 2020Written by Kim Regala, Staff Writer I’ve always been a firm non-believer of romance. Ever since that school dance in the sixth grade . . . This kid thought the best way to ask me out was with a cheesy…
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SFU embraces full open-concept design by expelling all its students
January 14, 2020Written by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer While SFU is already known worldwide for its exceptional architecture, the university has decided to update its interior design for a new year by completely embracing open-concept design. To declutter its buildings in pursuit…
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Best comfy spots at SFU Burnaby
January 14, 2020By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Picture this: You’re on the mountain. Maybe you’re between classes and want to do some readings — or at least, attempt to. Maybe you want to take a power nap before your next four-hour lecture.…
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SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester
January 14, 2020I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday morning, somehow still incredibly sloshed. The rules are simple: Interact with as many people as…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: January 13–19
January 14, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Your brain is quite compatible with rocket science. Just like a rocket, it doesn’t work unless you drink rocket fuel. Make this week the week to suffer responsibly for…
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Musing on my experiences in BC as a French exchange student
January 12, 2020By: Noé Baudouin, SFU Student “Good morning passengers, we’re now 24,000 feet above ground on our way to Denver,” exclaims the pilot through the microphone. It is 11:35 a.m. and I am on my way to France to celebrate Christmas…
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Trudeau’s new beard “full of secrets,” sources said last Wednesday
January 8, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dons a scruffy new look for the new year, sources close to him have suggested that his new facial hair may have an ulterior motive. “He’s totally rich because…
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DEAR PEAKIE: SFU’s latest and greatest advice column
January 7, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor All questions submitted by SFU students! --- Dear Peakie, Despite feeling lonely, I have an independent streak that drives me away from most relationships. But it sounds nice to be in one, and I…
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