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Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)
February 17, 2020Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number. “What are you thinking about?” asked Gordon Ramsay. “Eggs, Gordon!” I exclaimed into the phone. “I’m absolutely tormented by the thought of eggs and the fact that I can never cook them!” Gordon chuckled kindly, in that way that only Gordon Ramsay can, and he decided to send some hot, eggy knowledge my way. Here are the best ways to cook eggs, as per the advice of a random caller who must, because he told me so, be…
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CONFESSIONALS: I LOVE group projects
February 17, 2020Written by Meera Eragoda, Staff Writer I’m scrolling through the syllabi of various course offerings and I’m looking for one thing in particular. Finally, I find it in a gender studies course. Those magical words: group project. It’s kismet and…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 17–23
February 17, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Read a book this week. You never know when you’ll earn a bonus 1% in class for being able to recite the first 500 words of the Necronomicon. Taurus…
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SFU Reading Circle invites community to read and discuss Indigenous literature
February 17, 2020by Amneet Mann, Peak Associate After five years of being a student on Burnaby campus, I stepped into the SFU Gallery for the first time to attend SFU’s Indigenous Literature Reading Circle. Walking into the SFU Gallery from the Academic Quadrangle…
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SFU shares their love stories and Tinder nightmares
February 14, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Marco Ovies, Paige Riding, Naomi Torres Alright, I’m not proud of this. One of the first times I met a Tinder guy in person was when I was partying at a frat house at UBC. Gross, I know.…
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CONFESSIONALS: I’m a resume template harlot
February 11, 2020Written by Dominic Wildebee, SFU Student I’ve had my back blown out by three different resume templates in the past week. I know you’re sitting, judging me, prudes of SFU. But my career-bent promiscuity is the norm for those of…
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Valentines to give your favourite plagiarizers
February 10, 2020Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief [caption id="attachment_113230" align="alignnone" width="300"] Siloam Yeung[/caption] "Are you on exchange from Tennessee? Because you’re definitely not getting a 10/10 from me" [caption id="attachment_113227" align="alignnone" width="300"] Siloam Yeung[/caption] "On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: February 10–16
February 10, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week, tell your suitor that it’s French kisses or nothing — and you really do mean French kisses. If your date’s lips can’t whisper Jean de la Fontaine’s…
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QUIZ: What form of birth control are you?
February 10, 2020Written by Zoe Vedova, Peak Associate From gutting public school sex education classes to threatening to decrease access to abortions, our sexual health is constantly being policed by the government. Let’s turn the lens back on the institution that’s put…
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From dilDOs to dilDON’Ts: a look at Vancouver sex shops
February 9, 2020By: Agra Mikel, SFU Student A lot of fear goes into entering a sex shop, and I would know as a former sex shop virgin. Not once have I desired to venture into the depths of dildos and sex dolls. This…
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