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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 13–19
July 13, 2020Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week, try stretching your body each morning. Sure, stretching has countless health benefits, but I’m mostly telling you to do this because you only ever stretch yourself thin figuratively. Help your hamstrings. Taurus: Don’t forget to wear sunscreen this summer. I know it leaves your skin feeling oily, but nothing is more painful than damaged skin, except the hurt you feel from Pokémon not announcing a Sinnoh remake this year. Gemini: This week, try revamping that old t-shirt chilling in the back of your closet. Tie-dye? Too messy. Purposeful tearing or chopping? Too…
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Freedom Square plaque removed and engraved into new tiles
July 13, 2020Written by: Michelle Gomez, News Editor The plaque that once stood in SFU’s Freedom Square, in commemoration of protests that took place in 1967, has now been engraved into the new tiles in Freedom Square with different wording. According to…
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CONFESSIONALS: I miss Burnaby campus
July 12, 2020Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer I’ll just say it: I miss going to Burnaby campus. Every day, I got chills taking the 145 bus up the mountain and reaching the peak. See the uninviting concrete façade. See the sports…
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Student loses house keys somewhere inside dense course reading
July 6, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — On Monday, Texas Boxerbatte, a third-year English student at SFU, found himself locked out of his home after dropping his house keys somewhere in the depths of his 150 pages of…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 6–12
July 6, 2020Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How are you coping without waiting ridiculous amounts of time in the West Mall Tim Hortons line for a mediocre coffee and pastry? There was just something special about staring at your phone…
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Friends social distance by walking in giant “body walls” occupying whole sidewalk
July 5, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — An increasing number of Vancouverites are keeping contact to a minimum by forming “body walls” as they walk down the street, repelling others who might approach. “No one will bother coming…
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The five love languages of Canvas
July 5, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Trouble in remote paradise? Can’t find happiness in your lifelong commitment? Fret no more. If you and Canvas just can’t communicate with one another, there’s a simple possibility: you don’t know your Canvas love…
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QUIZ: Should you add your sleep paralysis demon to your social bubble?
June 30, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor 1. With whom else does your sleep paralysis demon spend his time? a) No one, he promised me he doesn’t even follow hot people on Instagram anymore b) His fellow…
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I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty
June 30, 2020Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day. You may have guessed it. I am an animal shelter, and over the last few months, something strange has…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 29–July 5
June 30, 2020Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How many tabs does your computer have open? Does it feel like your brain has just as much running at once and you’re feeling overwhelmed? Remember to calm your mind and close some…
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