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QUIZ: Should you get clubbed, go clubbing, or play club penguin?
November 26, 2021Would you ever dye your hair with something that isn’t hair dye? A. Why would I buy hair dye when Kool Aid is so much cheaper? Money doesn’t grow on trees. I don’t know where Kool Aid grows, but I think it would be on a magic beanstalk. B. I dyed my hair with beet juice last night and I’ll do it again. What are you gonna do about it? C. Uhh, no? They invented hair dye for a reason, and that reason is for dying your hair. 2. Do you invest in Bitcoin? A. What the fuck is a…
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How to ease anxiety during finals season
November 23, 2021As someone with anxiety, this is the absolute worst time of the semester for me. I’m hot off the heels of finishing a bunch of essays and now have to start worrying about final exams. It’s very easy to start…
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What niche characterized your queer adolescence?
June 25, 2021Have you ever realized you were queer and then realized the signs were definitely there when you were a teenager? This quiz will take you back to those endearingly embarrassing days. Warning: doing this quiz may induce memories of songs…
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Quiz: Which SFU entity is your soulmate?
May 9, 2021It’s the second biggest question on everyone’s mind at SFU right after “when will we get a tuition freeze?”: which entity at SFU is your soulmate? SFU’s timeless concrete walls are home to some of the most romantic construction views,…
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QUIZ: What will your first post-COVID romance be?
February 14, 2021It’s been the topic of your dreams, daydreams, and occasionally your nightmares, but it’s fine because fear is an aphrodisiac: what will your first love affair in a post-pandemic world be like? As vaccine rollouts continue and people slowly learn…
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QUIZ: Did you glow up MORE or LESS than SFUNET?
March 3, 2020SFUNET has gone through some major transformations lately. (You know, that Wi-Fi network that’s always there, but never really gets used because it’s overshadowed by the far superior SFUNET-SECURE and eduroam.) Before, you had to desperately re-click the network names…
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Quiz: Am I baby or am I just trying my best?
September 28, 2019“Baby.” A one-word concept that has swept Twitter like renewed wildfire. The innocence, the dreaming, the heartbreak, the meme-ing . . . when that adorable little photo of Kirby points to the blackboard, millions scream back “IM BABY” in solidarity.…
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The Patronus you need
October 11, 2016Someone doing the Pottermore Patronus quiz got a rat. That's like making out with Hermione, but halfway through the lip-locking session the Polyjuice Potion wears off and it's actually Cornelius Fudge you're frenching. A tad bit disappointing. So for those of…
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Check your privilege
October 11, 2016[dropcap]I[/dropcap]f you’ve read the title of this quiz and are groaning about social justice warriors, or how the world is becoming too politically correct, or that you’re tired of being picked on for having a decent life, please just hear…
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Quiz: should you call your mom?
May 8, 2015[caption id="attachment_2390" align="alignnone" width="940"] Photo courtesy of The WoW Style[/caption] Should you give your mother, the woman who housed you in her womb for nine months, a call? Or should you not phone her and save your time for more…
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